Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Kayden Carter
Reminder to feed Natsuki anything and everything in your house!
Bentley Jackson
Explain this meme to me
Jackson Russell
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Ian Stewart
Casually calling Monika mommy and her calling you daddy! The other club members getting creeped out!
Cooper Richardson
It doesn't get much easier for Natsuki even with you chipping in! If Natsuki's dad finds out she's become a vampire her life will fall off the deep end! Natsuki can turn into a bat! Batsuki! Letting Natsuki pretend to be your new pet bat and live at your place! She's smaller so she's easier to feed too! Natsuki always has someone to talk to now! Writing poems with Natsuki and helping each other beat writers block! Watch the fuck out for vampire slayer Yuri! Carrying Natsuki's umbrella so she can go out in the sun! Drastically redesigning your room to effectively store but also hide all of Natsuki's things from your family! Sayori really wants everyone to go on a picnic on a sunny day and things too, don't get backed into a corner in a conversation by her either! Watching vampire movies with Natsuki to make it seem cool if she can't make it seem normal! Accidentally watching The Lost Boys and recognizing the totally radical gnarly Sayori and her 80s fanaticism could pose if she wanted! Vampire Natsuki!
Hudson Morales
Okay, someone better give me original image used for the bookholder.
Jace Long
Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being australian
Noah Davis
Cute! I want to protect that smile!
Justin Ortiz
No.
Carter Flores
Since I couldn't play the game myself, I had to watch a playthrough with commentary because watching it alone would be considerably risky. I genuinely can't feel attachment or attraction towards any of the characters whatsoever. I only find enjoyment from the concept and it's execution.
Henry Brooks
Very cute!
William Russell
>Since I couldn't play the game myself It's literally free, user No wonder you didn't get attached, you were experiencing it through someone else
Andrew Fisher
>Enter the classroom slightly earlier than usual >To your surprise, Slimesuki is already inside, as you can see a bit of goop trailing from the cupboard >You can occasionally hear frustrated grunts from her, as if she's trying to stretch >Decide to look and see what's going on >She's trying to "jump" up to the top shelf, or at least as much of a jump as a slimegirl can >"Hey, Natsuki, what's up?" >"Monika put my manga at the back of the shelf again! She knows I can't reach there! C-could you reach up and get them for me?" >You can almost hear the pain in her voice from having to ask for a favour >Regardless, you step up to the task >And fail horribly, you can only barely touch the books, let alone grasp them >Fucking Danlet, coding you in as a 5'3" dwarf >"I can't reach either, sorry..." >"W-well you should be sorry! It's your fault I can't get them!" >"Well, wasn't it Monika's fault a moment ago?" >"I-, you-, UGH! I really wanted to read that next volume today!" >She looks distraught in an almost cute manner from this, almost as if she became slightly desaturated in colour, so you try your best to think of other ways to get it. >"Do you want me to try and lift you up?" >"..." >"..." >"..." >"...right. Well, is there any other way you think we could reach? There aren't any boxes or anything here to stand on..." >Slimesuki seems to ponder for a moment, and the colour that was once gone slowly sinks back into her, although she looks a lot more embarrassed all of the sudden. You raise one of your eyebrows out of reflex. >"Are... are you any good at throwing?" >That's... not something you expected to hear. Or anything that you thought was relevant, really. >"I mean, I guess I'm good enough for this context... but why?" >"I-, um... I'm quite flexible, and I should be able to fit, so..." >An awkward silence begins to linger. >"So..." >After a brief period, she seems to gather her confidence, and vomits out a sentence. >"Couldyouputmeinyourwaterbottlenadthrowmeupplease"
Blake Reed
fuck you nigger
Levi Fisher
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Dylan Bell
Monika is a miracle of the universe.
Colton Phillips
It was from the v threads two months ago, and I don't think that user ever provided that image. Sorry.
Carter Murphy
I'm pretty sure user couldn't play it because of the warning at the start of the game.
Owen Parker
I love her too.
Gabriel Ramirez
Can this be my mommy instead?
Juan Roberts
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Matthew Perez
>Put Slimesuki in a water bottle >Get distracted by Monika bothering you and put the bottle on a nearby table >Sayori comes in and she's feeling so very thirsty!
Thomas Allen
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Jose Bailey
NO
Joseph Morgan
Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being a racist
Jacob Bell
Why is your mom 12?
William Perry
Okay I cave Slimesuki works user's throwing ability is absolutely pathetic and he embarrasses himself
Asher Nguyen
>Slimesuki
Ian King
Reminder that /ddlc/ does not condone being a nigger or a jew
Logan Brooks
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Elijah Parker
The idea of Arachne Sayori being grossed out by Slimesuki being in a water bottle entertains me.
Hunter Moore
Fuck off Danlet and release the keychains.
Samuel Thompson
when is book club time?
Daniel Morris
i need loving cuddles from mommy monika gf
Logan Wood
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being jewish or black.
Oliver Wright
Reminder that Monika loves bbc!
Matthew Carter
Why would she be grossed out? Is she about to drink from it then almost has a heart attack realizing the water is not only green but also Natsuki?
Dominic Fisher
Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the poetry lair! Don't look behind the curtain!
Now, for the word of the thread! Let's try "Warmth"! It can be a pleasant feeling, or a discomforting feeling, perhaps even an ominous precursor to raging flames! Alternatives are "Frost", "Soil" and "Thunder"!
Now, what are these? These words are suggested inspirations or themes for Anons who want to write a poem or short story but are stuck in a creative rut. Hopefully it will help get the creative juices flowing! Veterans and amateurs are encouraged to give it a shot, and critique or comment on others work!
Remember to have fun and take care of yourselves! Monika?
>ywn upload monika into a vibrator >ywn insert her into your anus >she will never vibrate such that you can make out speech from within your anal walls >she will never vibrate as hard as she can to bring you to the most intense prostate orgasm of your life
Ryder Davis
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Josiah Davis
Reminder that I love bbw Monika!
Jordan Sullivan
>What did I told Time to reprint and relaminate
Brody Brooks
You've never seen how anime girl's act about "indirect kisses"? Imagine the girl's entire body being inside a boy's water bottle.
Nathan Reyes
I love her too
Aiden Cooper
>implying yuri wouldn't pour out some of slimesuki and use it as lubricant to shlick herself
Christian Jackson
Heat turned on Comfiness of my bed Equates bliss
Do you take care of yourself though, Erika?
Henry Perry
Misumi!
Isaiah James
>not fucking Yuri's sweaty, tight hole with Slimesuki
Asher Campbell
Paizuri!
Hunter James
>Using bottled Slimesuki as a literal douche
Dylan Wright
Yuri's a monster girl too in this scenario, does that affect it much?
Noah Reed
Did the fic writer die?
Levi Morgan
Writer's block.
Austin Lee
try to write something comfy and yurifags have to try and make lewd shit out of it
Charles Morales
>What did I told you about forgetting me? >What did I told you one fucking job,
Brody Martinez
>Yuri asking for your help squeezing Slimesuki up her horse-cloaca
Julian Barnes
If Slimesuki gets blasted to pieces, does one piece that she controls have to manually retrieve the rest or can she control each part and reform quickly?
Michael Thomas
Just keep writing it. I'm enjoying the comfy
Camden Evans
Yurifriends corrupt everything, you should know.
Justin Gonzalez
Laughing at Misumi for trying to eat a hamburger with a knife and fork!
Luke Turner
>Yuri shoves Slimesuki into her horsecock >Docking with Yuri and cumming Slimesuki back and forth
Hudson Robinson
I imagine the latter
Dead for further ideas, any suggestions?
Caleb Scott
Wouldn't you already be laughing from seeing her clown makeup?
Connor Walker
Second one. Also she gets larger if you cum inside her.
Gavin Turner
>not embracing both wholesome and lewd baka
Jaxson Cook
Honestly just mundane things that being made of goop would make it harder to do, just days out. That's the usual structure for monster girl greentexts round here.
Michael Morgan
I thought she had a central core that was what was keeping her body together, meaning getting her destroyed is a non issue unless you destroy the core.
Caleb Clark
SlimeSuki having a hard time moving in the cold?
Noah Cox
>Slimesuki seeking shelter inside your testicles to avoid freezing during cold winters
Chase Ortiz
What do you think the Doki's favorite album is?
I think Sayori's favorite would be Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective!
Owen Cox
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Brody Gomez
Ye.
Jack Sanchez
>slimesuki changes from being made up of goo to being made up of your semen! >Wondering if its gay to fuck your own semen! >Doing it anyway!
Wyatt Myers
That's interesting actually, what does that do for personality? She's always openly wearing a weak point that could get her annihilated.
She still tries to act tough but mentioning it is a total off switch for her composure?
Ryan Jones
>Semensuki leaving a white sticky mess wherever she touches >The dokis getting pregnant from sitting on chairs touched my Semensuki! >You're somehow the father!
Isaac Garcia
Maybe she's super tsundere because she's can very easily be killed?
Eli Nguyen
>Where monikafags truly belong.
Nathan Rogers
>Monika >In the airplane over the sea
Thomas Long
Good morning fellow amerifats! Hope you all got restful sleeps.
Leo Perry
That wasn’t the image I meant to upload but whatever, we’ll roll with it.
Kayden Lewis
I went to bed earlier than usual so I do feel a bit better. I'm gonna try and work on my fic for a bit before my schedule gets too busy. Hope you're doing well
Brody Evans
Good afternoon guys! Anything happened last night? Did Dokiquest happen? Did we lose our wholesome hours now?
Mason Jones
not surprised that garbage likes garbage
Adam Long
fixed ur image
Kayden Brooks
How can she be "the youngest" if everyone is 18?
Daniel Lee
Months
Hudson Anderson
fixed ur image
Hudson Phillips
think: is everyone born on the same day?
Dominic Young
She's a cartoon. She doesn't have a birthday.
Dylan Bailey
We went off track but I don't think we lost wholesome hours. Give it another day or so and we should be back at it