/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #181

Casually calling Monika mommy and her calling you daddy!
The other club members getting creeped out!

It doesn't get much easier for Natsuki even with you chipping in!
If Natsuki's dad finds out she's become a vampire her life will fall off the deep end!
Natsuki can turn into a bat!
Batsuki!
Letting Natsuki pretend to be your new pet bat and live at your place!
She's smaller so she's easier to feed too!
Natsuki always has someone to talk to now!
Writing poems with Natsuki and helping each other beat writers block!
Watch the fuck out for vampire slayer Yuri!
Carrying Natsuki's umbrella so she can go out in the sun!
Drastically redesigning your room to effectively store but also hide all of Natsuki's things from your family!
Sayori really wants everyone to go on a picnic on a sunny day and things too, don't get backed into a corner in a conversation by her either!
Watching vampire movies with Natsuki to make it seem cool if she can't make it seem normal!
Accidentally watching The Lost Boys and recognizing the totally radical gnarly Sayori and her 80s fanaticism could pose if she wanted!
Vampire Natsuki!

Okay, someone better give me original image used for the bookholder.

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being australian

Cute! I want to protect that smile!

No.

Since I couldn't play the game myself, I had to watch a playthrough with commentary because watching it alone would be considerably risky.
I genuinely can't feel attachment or attraction towards any of the characters whatsoever.
I only find enjoyment from the concept and it's execution.

Very cute!

>Since I couldn't play the game myself
It's literally free, user
No wonder you didn't get attached, you were experiencing it through someone else

>Enter the classroom slightly earlier than usual
>To your surprise, Slimesuki is already inside, as you can see a bit of goop trailing from the cupboard
>You can occasionally hear frustrated grunts from her, as if she's trying to stretch
>Decide to look and see what's going on
>She's trying to "jump" up to the top shelf, or at least as much of a jump as a slimegirl can
>"Hey, Natsuki, what's up?"
>"Monika put my manga at the back of the shelf again! She knows I can't reach there! C-could you reach up and get them for me?"
>You can almost hear the pain in her voice from having to ask for a favour
>Regardless, you step up to the task
>And fail horribly, you can only barely touch the books, let alone grasp them
>Fucking Danlet, coding you in as a 5'3" dwarf
>"I can't reach either, sorry..."
>"W-well you should be sorry! It's your fault I can't get them!"
>"Well, wasn't it Monika's fault a moment ago?"
>"I-, you-, UGH! I really wanted to read that next volume today!"
>She looks distraught in an almost cute manner from this, almost as if she became slightly desaturated in colour, so you try your best to think of other ways to get it.
>"Do you want me to try and lift you up?"
>"..."
>"..."
>"..."
>"...right. Well, is there any other way you think we could reach? There aren't any boxes or anything here to stand on..."
>Slimesuki seems to ponder for a moment, and the colour that was once gone slowly sinks back into her, although she looks a lot more embarrassed all of the sudden. You raise one of your eyebrows out of reflex.
>"Are... are you any good at throwing?"
>That's... not something you expected to hear. Or anything that you thought was relevant, really.
>"I mean, I guess I'm good enough for this context... but why?"
>"I-, um... I'm quite flexible, and I should be able to fit, so..."
>An awkward silence begins to linger.
>"So..."
>After a brief period, she seems to gather her confidence, and vomits out a sentence.
>"Couldyouputmeinyourwaterbottlenadthrowmeupplease"

fuck you nigger

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Monika is a miracle of the universe.

It was from the v threads two months ago, and I don't think that user ever provided that image. Sorry.

I'm pretty sure user couldn't play it because of the warning at the start of the game.

I love her too.

Can this be my mommy instead?

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>Put Slimesuki in a water bottle
>Get distracted by Monika bothering you and put the bottle on a nearby table
>Sayori comes in and she's feeling so very thirsty!

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NO

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Why is your mom 12?

Okay I cave Slimesuki works
user's throwing ability is absolutely pathetic and he embarrasses himself

>Slimesuki

Reminder that /ddlc/ does not condone being a nigger or a jew

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The idea of Arachne Sayori being grossed out by Slimesuki being in a water bottle entertains me.

Fuck off Danlet and release the keychains.

when is book club time?

i need loving cuddles from mommy monika gf

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being jewish or black.

Reminder that Monika loves bbc!

Why would she be grossed out?
Is she about to drink from it then almost has a heart attack realizing the water is not only green but also Natsuki?

Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the poetry lair! Don't look behind the curtain!

Now, for the word of the thread! Let's try "Warmth"! It can be a pleasant feeling, or a discomforting feeling, perhaps even an ominous precursor to raging flames!
Alternatives are "Frost", "Soil" and "Thunder"!

Now, what are these? These words are suggested inspirations or themes for Anons who want to write a poem or short story but are stuck in a creative rut. Hopefully it will help get the creative juices flowing! Veterans and amateurs are encouraged to give it a shot, and critique or comment on others work!

Remember to have fun and take care of yourselves!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=1sCCy2guhxg

>ywn upload monika into a vibrator
>ywn insert her into your anus
>she will never vibrate such that you can make out speech from within your anal walls
>she will never vibrate as hard as she can to bring you to the most intense prostate orgasm of your life

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Reminder that I love bbw Monika!

>What did I told
Time to reprint and relaminate

You've never seen how anime girl's act about "indirect kisses"? Imagine the girl's entire body being inside a boy's water bottle.

I love her too

>implying yuri wouldn't pour out some of slimesuki and use it as lubricant to shlick herself

Heat turned on
Comfiness of my bed
Equates bliss

Do you take care of yourself though, Erika?

Misumi!

>not fucking Yuri's sweaty, tight hole with Slimesuki

Paizuri!

>Using bottled Slimesuki as a literal douche

Yuri's a monster girl too in this scenario, does that affect it much?

Did the fic writer die?

Writer's block.

try to write something comfy and yurifags have to try and make lewd shit out of it

>What did I told you about forgetting me?
>What did I told you
one fucking job,

>Yuri asking for your help squeezing Slimesuki up her horse-cloaca

If Slimesuki gets blasted to pieces, does one piece that she controls have to manually retrieve the rest or can she control each part and reform quickly?

Just keep writing it. I'm enjoying the comfy

Yurifriends corrupt everything, you should know.

Laughing at Misumi for trying to eat a hamburger with a knife and fork!

>Yuri shoves Slimesuki into her horsecock
>Docking with Yuri and cumming Slimesuki back and forth

I imagine the latter

Dead for further ideas, any suggestions?

Wouldn't you already be laughing from seeing her clown makeup?

Second one. Also she gets larger if you cum inside her.

>not embracing both wholesome and lewd
baka

Honestly just mundane things that being made of goop would make it harder to do, just days out. That's the usual structure for monster girl greentexts round here.

I thought she had a central core that was what was keeping her body together, meaning getting her destroyed is a non issue unless you destroy the core.

SlimeSuki having a hard time moving in the cold?

>Slimesuki seeking shelter inside your testicles to avoid freezing during cold winters

What do you think the Doki's favorite album is?

I think Sayori's favorite would be Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective!

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Ye.

>slimesuki changes from being made up of goo to being made up of your semen!
>Wondering if its gay to fuck your own semen!
>Doing it anyway!

That's interesting actually, what does that do for personality? She's always openly wearing a weak point that could get her annihilated.

She still tries to act tough but mentioning it is a total off switch for her composure?

>Semensuki leaving a white sticky mess wherever she touches
>The dokis getting pregnant from sitting on chairs touched my Semensuki!
>You're somehow the father!

Maybe she's super tsundere because she's can very easily be killed?

>Where monikafags truly belong.

>Monika
>In the airplane over the sea

Good morning fellow amerifats! Hope you all got restful sleeps.

That wasn’t the image I meant to upload but whatever, we’ll roll with it.

I went to bed earlier than usual so I do feel a bit better. I'm gonna try and work on my fic for a bit before my schedule gets too busy. Hope you're doing well

Good afternoon guys! Anything happened last night? Did Dokiquest happen?
Did we lose our wholesome hours now?

not surprised that garbage likes garbage

fixed ur image

How can she be "the youngest" if everyone is 18?

Months

fixed ur image

think: is everyone born on the same day?

She's a cartoon. She doesn't have a birthday.

We went off track but I don't think we lost wholesome hours. Give it another day or so and we should be back at it

Imagine if they fucked

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Fitsuki crushes her juice box in anger.