/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>you're in a bar an this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass
>you can deal literally no damage whatsoever
What do you do?

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: dota2.com/news/updates/ (7.07c)
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator:dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Hero Stats, DPS Calculator & Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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EL PRESIDENTE

V I L E

PRESIDENT

EL PREZ

SAY MY NAME

DELUSIONAL LITTLE _______

DELUSIONAL

EL PRESIDENTE

>a major tournament
>hardly any crowd
is dota dying?

>liquid

i dedicate the thread zeros to anime

GZ TO SECRET

F A T A B M

Secret will never lose

...

>TI winners

SUPREME

LIQUID BTFO

allah why have you forsaken your most loyal follower

D E L U S I O N A L
L I T T L E
F A G G O T

PITLORD NERFS FUCJING WHEN

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FUCKING LIQUID

>Secret go from being complete clowns at TI to 3-0ing liquid
what happened?

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm 55 secs
Team Secret are the Grand Champions of the Dreamleague Season 8 Major. They now sit comfortably at the top on the #RoadToTI8. #DPC #Dota2 #DHW17

SECRET CONFIRMED TI8 INVITE?

>tfw no lina inverse hero

These games weren't even close, Glad to see Puppey doing well but these were just painful to watch.

>NA DOTA UP IN FLAMES
>SHITQUID UP IN FLAMES
Best tourney of the year?

USA USA USA USA

...

SAY IT

GOD PLAYS UNDERLORD

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE CALIPHATE OF EUROPE

>it's a bad end timeline where the evil twin wins

So the prize is a sodastream?

>These games weren't even close,
Did you watch game 1?

>muslims

What did they mean by this

>Underlord absolutely dominates in a Major final
>No Underlord Gay Pasta being posted

Well, games 2 and 3 were pretty low quality. When do the GOOD teams play?

THE PRESIDENTE DID IT, A PUNCH IN THE GUT TO ALL WHO DOUBTED HIM!

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

An actual good offlaner and no more sacking your pos 1

>Team secrete won a stomp
Why is Miracle such a meme player anyway?

how much do they win?

S W N L

>PeeH
>queeracle
>poop_control
>cucko
>mashartuman

>Fata winning a game of defense of the ancients 2

drdisrespect is streaming dotards

like 700k or something

TEAM ISLAM IS DOWN

I REPEAT

TEAM ALLAH

IS DOWN

UTTERLY DESTROYED

BY PUPPEY "THE VANGUARD OF CHRIST" EL PRESIDENTE, DEFENDER OF THE WEST

Hot take: Miracle is the rtz of Europe

>tfw pubs will finally catch on to our blunderlord spamming for free mmr
fug

Is this fatard's first tournament win?

>Misery voice

LMAO

N E V E R
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L O S E
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no he won Epicentre

Liquid only hanged on to game 1 thanks to LD who had most of Liquid's net worth. It was literally just Matu vs. Secret.

shut up lina ur not even the best ginger in this game

thought misery just won lmao

winning even one Major is probably going to be enough for TI in this new system

>tfw no futa hero to be your gf

>ti ends
>c9 disbands
>fata is winning stuff with secret
>envy gets last place in everything if he barely qualifies
WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME FOR PUPPEY FATA COME BACK HE WILL BEAT YOU WE CAN WRTIE ANOTHER BLOG SO THAT REDDITORS DONATE US MONEY FOR SOME CHAIRS

cringe

no he won epicenter with liquid

Ace is actually a really good player, way better than MP, great choice by Puppey.

One TI invite

inb4 they didn't, it's all but guaranteed now

>Won a TI
Really makes me think

he finally did it boys

>These games weren't even close
>first two games literally neck and neck for 95% of the time
D E L U S I O N A L

Shartubaman sounds better

Reminder that EE will win TI8 when Aui comes in at the last minute to rescue him. Screencap this.

He did it. They'e all gone.

Why does liquid even have fans? Zero personality in their players or drafts, look at how much more fun it is when El Presidente wins

F A T A

Let's save the shart memes for ameriturds

both team is good

my favourite artist

i want to kiss both of them at the same time

Why the fuck did he pick Undying?
I see no reason to.

>midtwo

THE MADMAN

So el presidente figured out the meta is about TANKY offlane heroes again?

Goddamnit sunbhie is just a keyboard warrior isn't he

>finally I can become El Presidente

He did it boys, are you happy?

Where is CTY?

sauce me senpaitachi

>secret wins
>hands in pockets
>"yeah it was fun"
at least they're not fat and ugly

Please someone call Nahaz an ambulence

I know that feel

t. 2016 first match

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF LIQUID

>tubbi laughing uncontrollably at family emergencies
Our lad.

because some of us have been watching for more than 6 months

dead like mid1's dad, the reason for cty standing in

What did he mean by this?

500k

This game really needs a Lina Inverse type of hero

This whole 'Best Team in the World' meme is getting old pretty quickly when it changes after every single LAN

guys who is this sunbhie coach?

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