Knowledge I will never have a Sayori in my life from never having a childhood friend and that real women are heartless harpies has made every day so much emptier
Austin Baker
>Hangman
Michael Wright
Dead Rising 2 sucks cock and you know it, Off the Record was only made bearable by the treasure to humanity that is Frank West
Tyler Stewart
Reminder that our fellow comrades are the best people!
William Gutierrez
thanks doc
Noah Jones
A daily reminder that mommy loves you.
Matthew Anderson
>ywn have Sayori be your pocket medic in tf2
Landon Cooper
I want to cuddle with Sayori and help her beat Dark Souls.
Cooper Powell
I love her too.
Kevin Richardson
yes!
Gabriel Fisher
Sayori with crayons!
Tyler Anderson
PataPon with Sayori! LocoRoco with Sayori!
Caleb Adams
He was a good poster, let's drink to him once more!
Hey everyone! Come join in on the voting for the next /ddlc/ Book Club book! strawpoll.me/14540403 Please don't vote for more than 3 books!
Of Mice and Men /ddlc/ Movie Night is coming (((soon))), I promise
Kevin Wood
Don't we all?
Luis Stewart
>Yuri light bondage I'M IN
Ian Baker
>The Masque of the Read Death >Read RICHARD YOU FUCK
Nathan King
Tying up Yuri! Gagging her! The ropes are really tight and she can't get out! She's nervous and not sure how she feels about it! You start pacing around her slowly! Occasionally brushing her hair out of her face and touching her shoulders! She's blushing! You start teasing her verbally about whether or not she's enjoying this! She moans under the gag! You get a wicked grin on your face! You pull out a knife! Her eyes go wide with fear! You slowly start getting closer and closer toying with the knife in your hand! She starts straining at her restraints and her yells at muffled by the gag! You get really close to her and hold the knife up to her skin! She's starting to cry! Now's your chance! You situate yourself on her lap! You drop the knife! You remove the gag from her mouth and she shakily tries to say something! You kiss Yuri deeply and wrap your arms around her! She's stunned! Move to kiss her ears and whisper that you're very sorry you scared her like that and you'd never hurt her! She melts in your arms! You tell her that you're gonna make her feel really really good! She's excited now and asks you when your gonna untie her! You laugh and tell her that's not happening! She starts to object but you kiss her again! Spending the rest of the night loving Yuri in bondage!
Wyatt Clark
>(((soon))) just like my keychain
Ian Scott
Why is Yuri so shit?
Julian Bailey
I want any gf
Blake Wood
Melting hot wax onto Sayori's back and ass while she's tied up! Giving her ass a smack! Watching it ripple and see the dried wax crust off!
Kevin Reed
what are the green flowers writefestanon?
Charles Roberts
Last time I drank to his memory I ended up recording 17 minutes of shit for JustHarmonika, and will eternally be remembered as that guy at the beginning slurring out "people need to stop fucking lewding Natsuki"
Connor Gutierrez
Reminder that 1984 is a shit book and should not be voted.
Oliver Nguyen
>the 25th PLEASE user GIVE IT TO ME
Chase Perry
I stopped going late last year and can't remember seeing it posted then. >Day 3 Oh boy time for Yuri!
Thomas Taylor
Eh, alot of Woman nowadays act like cheap cunts but there must be some hearty girls out there too. Don't give yourself up.
Luke Jackson
Preach it brother. I remember being sick with disappointment when I played Case Zero, combo weapons were the designated viable weapons and it was boring once you knew them all and the game was about piling up supplies to make them. Plus it was really nice in DR1 how Frank didn't make puns and if you were laughing it was because you dressed him up like a tard or found his delivery funny which is technically a charm. Plus it had the 7 day survivor achievement which is always a ride. What a perfect fucking game DR1 is.
Elijah Hill
You were the greatest of them all.
Oliver Cooper
This desu. God I wish I was fucking gay.
Nathaniel Williams
Are you gonna fix the YurixSayori guro at the end? Or just leave it as MonikaxSayori? It works either way, really.
Leo Morris
They're reminders for myself. It will make sense later.
Robert Morgan
YOU HACK FRAUD
Jayden Scott
wit biggie milkie and penis?
Asher Richardson
please friends vote for All Quiet on the Western Front, if anything just so 1984 doesn't win
Ryder Evans
>Tying up Yuri! >Gagging her! >The ropes are really tight and she can't get out! >She's nervous and not sure how she feels about it! >You start pacing around her slowly! >Occasionally brushing her hair out of her face and touching her shoulders! >She's blushing! >You start teasing her verbally about whether or not she's enjoying this! >She moans under the gag! >You get a wicked grin on your face! >You pull out a knife! >Her eyes go wide with fear! >You slowly start getting closer and closer toying with the knife in your hand! >She starts straining at her restraints and her yells at muffled by the gag! >You get really close to her and hold the knife up to her skin! >She's starting to cry! >Now's your chance! >You situate yourself on her lap! >You drop the knife! >You remove the gag from her mouth and she shakily tries to say something! >You kiss Yuri deeply and wrap your arms around her! >She's stunned! >Move to kiss her ears and whisper that you're very sorry you scared her like that and you'd never hurt her! >She melts in your arms! >You tell her that you're gonna make her feel really really good! >She's excited now and asks you when your gonna untie her! >You laugh and tell her that's not happening! >She starts to object but you take the knife back and stab her in the chest! >Spending the rest of the night fucking Yuri as she bleeds to death!
fyp
Eli Adams
call of cthulu is winning though?
Jordan Adams
Sayori with brain damage! She doesn't do much anymore but she seems happy! She's always smiling! Sayori telling you she loves you, no longer blocked by fear of rejection or disappointment! Loving Sayori back! Sayori smiling every day with you even when you have hard times!
Brayden Hill
Come on, 1984 is a pretty fun book and there's a lot of discussion from it If you don't like something doesn't mean is shit Are you 5 or something?
Bentley Wood
baa
Carter Miller
Frank's jaded cynicism and general world weary-ness made him an actual character. The scene where Frank was taking photos of the woman on the alter being sacrificed gave him more character than anything that wet blanket Chuck Greene did. You had to work to get the overpowered items in the first game, requiring you beat an incredibly powerful boss that actually took skill to down. In DR2 the most powerful weapon can be made 5 minutes into the game with supplies you get just outside the safehouse.
Jaxson Howard
WHERE DID THE QT SAYORIS IRL GO?
Jayden Watson
Good morning everyone!! Welcome to the poetry dome!
The word of the thread is "Crystal"! Is it something beautiful? Something fragile? Something false? Something needlessly expensive when glass works just fine? That's up to you! Alternatives are "Forest", "Hunt", "Spiral" and "Cavern"!
These are sets of words that are recommendations for Anons who want to write a poem or short story but are lacking in inspiration or theme! All skill levels are encouraged to give it a shot!
Remember we are looking forward to seeing the fruits of your labour! And remember to sleep responsibly, a-ahaha... Monika?
Everything you like is shit, faggot. Unless I also like it. But you're still a faggot regardless.
Michael Murphy
Not him and while I agree with you, I don't see myself getting one. Which is why I've dedicated myself to imrpoving my self to be the ideal boyfriend to any of the dokis. One that would make any of them beam with joy and say "That user is my boyfriend!"
Evan Young
>and there's a lot of discussion from it DUDE LIKE WHAT IF THE GOVERNMENT WAS BAD
Carson Long
Heaven
Jose Johnson
Man the Monika afterstory mod is great shit
Henry Williams
You cant just throw in guro to every post and make it edgy user That isn't how it works
Landon Hall
Thanks user, I would hug you if I could
Christopher Hall
Very nice
Nolan Hill
Sheepyori a cute!
John Stewart
Asking Sayori if she would like to try your favorite game S.T.A.L.K.E.R.! Giving Control over to Sayori right as you enter agroprom underground! Teasing her as she has difficulty getting past the first group of bandits! Giving her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek when she finally does! Sayori becomes increasingly nervous as you have her explore the spooky dark tunnels! Sayori Getting horrified at her first encounter with a bloodsucker! Sayori punching you with all her 5'2" might for making her play such a scary game! Sayori!
Isaiah Baker
I love sayori, every sayori friend please post good wholesome fics and/or cute images, please!!!
Gabriel Martin
It's dull, it's redundant, >muh opreshun, the MC is a literal faggot, the story goes nowhere.
The book is just for lefties to shout MUH OPRESHUN
Liam Phillips
>DD:DA ost
Matthew Mitchell
>You're not allowed to criticize the government. >Nor speculate on how our desire for security can cost us our liberties, especially as technology advances.
Cameron Hernandez
Gross. I liked the first one better.
Oliver Anderson
Hi Erika! I'm always happy to see you. You should get some sleep, it's late over there, isn't it?
Carson King
>lefties Nigger, I had to spend the last 8 years listening to conservatives yell about how 1984 is real.
Daniel Harris
Going on a date with Sayori! Driving off into the country! Taking her to a farm! It has all sorts of uniquely bred cows and other farm animals! Its a local attraction she's talked about seeing for the longest time! Watching Sayori play with all the farm animals! They have cows! Lots of cows! Watching your step in the cow fields as Sayori trots along happily! Petting cows with Sayori! Rubbing their noses with Sayori! Being weirded out by how much they like to lick your hands with Sayori! Laying down in the sun with some cows with Sayori! Petting the goats! Feeding the chickens! Cleaning your shoe off for the third time while you watch Sayori "baa" at some sheep! Trying to get the attention of alpacas with Sayori! Theyre kinda dicks! Going to go pet something else with Sayori! Seeing the cows one last time with Sayori! Buying cute plushies from the gift shop with Sayori! Making this the best day ever with Sayori! Sayori! Shes so cute!
Leo Morgan
>what if the government was bad >what if Good joke.
Lincoln Watson
Best girl
Joshua Wood
can someone please explain the sheepyori meme to me I actually don't get it at all
Colton Morris
>that hidden link This is gonna be great.
Lincoln Stewart
Asking Yuri if she wants to play too! She gets excited and says yes! Letting her play a mutant hunting mission! She sighs in disappointment when she sees you're using Complete! She tells you to play a good mod for once! Getting put in your place by the true STALKER, Yuri!
Jacob Anderson
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Xavier Watson
Everyone yells it because no one ever read it through and through. It's a garbage book. Anyone with a mentality over 15 years old would know it.
>DUDE WE'RE BEING WATCH N SHEIT
Charles Scott
Sayori walk with to school! Sayori hold hand! Sayori kiss in snow! Sayori!!!
Michael Garcia
hghhh fuck yes this is exactly what I wanted user thank you
Camden Harris
>Come back from another long day of club activities. >Walked Sayori home, you're ready to do homework. >But, before you begin, you open a tab in your browser, and head to youtube. >You search up an ASMR artist that you're familiar with, and she appears to have a new video! >Play it, set auto-play to "On", and proceed to do your homework. >It's a nice, relaxing roleplay/ear cleaning type of ASMR, nothing too special. >While you try to figure out how to conclude that introductory paragraph, the video ends, leaving you in silence. >A few moments later, the next one starts up. You've never heard this video intro before, so it must be a channel that you're unfamiliar with. >Then, an all to familiar voice whispers through your headphones, filling your ears. >"Ehehe~ Hello everyone. I'm glad you're here~" >You couldn't believe it. You quickly switch over to your browser's window, and open the tab which the video is playing on. You see the delicate features of a girl's chin, with rose blond hair just teasing the frame of the video. Her sweet and gentle lips give her identity away to you immediately. >"So... you're here for massage? Ah, I see... well, let's get started then, ehehe~" >You can't help but continue to listen to the video, watching Sayori's fingers as the skillfully play with Binaural Microphone. She really is a natural at this sort of thing. >You fall into a blissful trance, and soon you find that you've spent the last hour listening to Sayori's ASMR videos. >You wonder if you should let Sayori know that you found this, but decide you can figure that out later. You return to that blissful trance, and lose yourself in Sayori's soft voice.
Luke Ortiz
my point is that the political analysis of the novel is sophomoric and something most people can come up with at age 16. what's more, it's not even worth reading on literary merit alone. the prose is completely generic.
Carter Torres
it's not a meme
bend over for her to oviposit her eggs in you, now
Nicholas Gomez
Sheep are cute and Sayori is also cute.
Aiden Anderson
This one's great
Zachary Young
Sayori is feeling down lately! You decide to give her your old PSP! You don't have many games but you're sure she will like the ones you own! Sayori playing Patapon! She loves it! She's singing along while playing! Sayori playing LocoRoco! She loves the characters, especially Kulche! She even draws the LocoRocos having fun in her free time! Sayori Playing Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker! Now Sayori pretends to be Big Boss! Sayori using CQC to hug you very tightly! Sayori!
Dominic Murphy
that's because you're a gay, user
Jack Rodriguez
No problem, enjoy your new Mistress!
Ethan Powell
OH FUCK YES WITH ALL THE TALK ABOUT DOKIS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FUCKING WANTED THANK YOU HOLY FUCK
