/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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cool it with the internet searches there hanz
shansha

congratulations

tomi

How do I into TF2 lore? I just stumbled on a tread in regular /v/ that said Spy is confirmed Scout's dad and I'm hella fucking out of the loop because I haven't read the comics in like 5 years. What's come out since then?

Post loadouts that look better than this

teamfortress.com/comics.php

Oh that's easy. Thanks user.

what the fuck

Which one of you retards was this?

pistol

I am looking for LAN PARTY ONLY "pro" Spy videos.

I do not want or need to see anything other than LAN.

Lmfao

RESERVE SHOOTER

sniper rifle

I find the larger woman attractive, do I want sauce you think?

Dude that lore is so fucking old it was literally in Meet the Spy.

It was explicitly confirmed twice in the comics. Once when Scout had a nightmare about it, and another when Spy confessed it to Scout as he was dying.

Scout got better though because God sent him back.

minigun

>There are still people who do not understand the Scouts death scene

you morons

lol

its not what you think but ok
emergence by shindol

>Spy explicitly calls Scout his son
>Somehow this leaves room for interpretation

grenade launcher

grenade launcher

BI-MONTHLY

their fast!!
black box

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the ABSOLUTE STATE of tf2c

crossbow

Does the cooldown for abandoning comp ever reset? Or will it just keep going up to ridiculous lengths

jag

>tf2cancers dont go to stadium or faceit

Heavy also cracked a joke about it.

projectile weapons should be removed from the game as they are entirely based on luck. you have no way of knowing where the enemy will be a second from now, so it's impossible to be accurate with projectile based weapons. you might get lucky and hit the enemy, but it's not skill, it's luck.

>inb4 I CAN SEE DA FUTURE I SWAER xd
in that case you should be playing roulette at a casino instead of video games

Loose cannon

i didnt even know faceit had tf2 or stadium existed
thanks

well you get banned for mentioning faceit or tf2stadium in tf2center so it makes sense that you dont know

degresser

>projectile weapons should be removed from the game
how about you fuck off to literally any generic shooter where its all hitscan
also you're just shit at dodging and move into the rockets, thats not the game's fault thats your fault for being bad

Faceit is kind of aids, but so is TF2Center, so pick your poison. At the very least TF2Center isn't full of sandbaggers from other games trying to earn epic faceit points by playing the "easy" shooter.

stadium is dead
tf2c bans for using a VPN
faceit has sandbaggers
ingame comp is bad
valve please fix and give me on too please

>tf2center isnt full of sandbaggers
huh??
>from other games
alright

if FACEIT had the amount of players that tf2center has, the sandbaggers wouldnt be an issue as they wouldnt get points so easily and they would be matched with shitters of their skill.

>/tf2g/ mixes
>Everyone has a good time except for the one guy that craters on rollout

after taking all of your feedback into consideration i have finalized the official tf2g skill chart

some may not like it, but this is what the vast majority of tf2g users with more than 5000 hours gametime think is correct

D ACTION

how many comp matches as medic in a row do i need to get the "Suicide meter" full and throw myself off a high building? i did 5 in a row and i feel im pretty close
why do you need a VPN

And I meant ingame comp.

I've been abandoning because of cheaters every other match but the cooldowns are fucking excessive for such a dead mode.

>why do you need a VPN

It keeps going. There are people with one year competitive cooldowns.

SHOTTIS

>tfw not average player
Heavy has a lower skill ceiling

i got banned in tf2c for making "cancer" maps in tf2center despite not being any rule about the maps used in the website
thats a very crappy FBI costume

so they'll get unbanned before comp gets any updates

>guy adds me after I send him a trade offer
>tells me to offer more
>tell him I stand by what I offered
>tells me it's "way too fucking low"

If it was way too low why not just decline it outright then?

is anyone else playing with the 360 controller to challenge themselves?

i got so bored of topfragging

>guy has hydro lobby open 2 days ago for almost 12 hours
>no ban
>guy in my last 6s lobby goes engineer on a no offclassing game the entire time
>then they have a sniper
>then they both go 2 spies
>no ban

>use a vpn
>ban

>solly skill ceiling as high as engineer
>what is rocket jumping
>what is airshots and skilled bombs
>post-amby nerf spy being that high in skill ceiling

@197550373
you posted this last thread just drop his ass

I see that image every thread; you are on par with Pottis guy at this point

>open only maps actually made for competitive from TFTV to playtest them
>"just make a mix group to playtest maps, tf2center is srs business for league maps"
fuck this website, testing random maps was the only incentive to use it imo

sentry jumping takes a lot more skill than rocket jumping

>enemy reads you like a fucking book
>says "lol" in chat

That's ridiculous. Is making a half-decent in-game comp mode really that fucking hard

>I made a chart based off my own opinion as a 5000-hour Pyro main (4900 of which were idled for my scrap2unusual challenge)
>Some of you (all of you) may not like it, but all the users with more than 5000 hours that I asked (one, myself) agree with this chart
>Thus it is factually correct despite Pyro being playable at peak-level by a seizure victim
Not taking the bait.

I used a PS3 one a few times, but the DS3 tool stopped working at some point. It was interesting.

But not more skill than two rocket jumps

Im reinstalling and I heard vatican isnt up anymore
whats another good MGE server for someone BALLS DEEP in the southeast

>aiming a weapon at your feet takes more skill than aiming a weapon at your feet

sentry jumping is only useful in a handful of maps
rocket jumping is useful in all maps to a varying degree
and engineer has very limited cappabilities, so to be useful as engineer the skill ceiling is very low.

Valve matchmaking is clearly made by people who have never ever played 6s. It's what your average "waaah muh stale meta" tard crying on Reddit about how bad 6s is thinks competitive should be. I want the TF2 Dev team to play just one season of UGC Steel and then come back to make a competitive mode.

As a b4nny sub (b4nny is my buddy btw) I know WAY more about competitive meta than all of you. I regularly post in reddit where i get dozens of upvotes for my long intelligent posts and reasonable arguments. I played 2 tf2center lobbies so I have a deep knowledge of how competitive works and my opinion is better than yours.

and yet i'm still better at tf2 than you rofl

Vatican is still up.

I just wanted to see beautiful images of that woman, naked.

>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd, pay for expensive gigabit internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 240hz monitor with ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system, buy expensive stimulants
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff

Hurry the fuck up.

Am I asking for something that just can't exist?

>do average at scout/soldier
>"heh you're doing pretty good user"
>do well at medic
>people nitpick mistakes instead of ever complimenting me or even insult me
i want to killmyself

>didnt even buy the headphones that has an app that tells you were movement was heard
fag

I bet you like it you little fucking slut.

this
>play medic for first time in over a year
>guy bitches and asks if I have a mic even though I've called their percentages and advantages and communicate

[distant mooing]

only things you mentioned that give clear advantages are a good mouse and a 144/240hz monitor
and a mouse with a good sensor only costs $30 or so

>fps: 16
sucks to be you

>Play medic for a round, do average
>Team compliments me
is this the power of soy

I DONT FUCKING LIKE IT YOU RETARD STOP THIS HEALSLUT MEME

>topfrag with the blutsauger
>team complains about no heals
W T F

Aah yeah, i bet you're close. You fucking suck.

>go combat medic
>admin complains about me not healing
>doesnt complain about the 5 snipers and 3 spies tho
>kicks me and my buddy for "not healing"

Brass beast

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This is all I've got.