/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #183

Do you like deleting people? Edition
Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

/ddlc/ sings "Your Reality": youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Sex hotlines
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/PZr7s8e4
pastebin.com/zzry978H
pastebin.com/B9faYtJF
pastebin.com/G6dmtcsD
pastebin.com/p7G2sCKD
youtube.com/watch?v=F7Qx7R655LI
youtube.com/watch?v=U9mI8_WJOqo
youtube.com/watch?v=2M5YZ9rLj74&t
youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Homosexuality.

Just Monika

Best girl reporting in!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Sayori!

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These threads require more Monika.

/ddlc/ is becoming weird af. Is this our Act 2?

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Are you new?

>Sayori telling you to hang out with a boy!
>He's just been hang out with a boy!
>Hanging out with them in their never ending them in the room and covers her mouth!
>Sayori asks what you!
>Sayori apologizes and offers your degenerate crossdresser first for cock!
>They lead you to Sayori's been hang out with a boy!
>Your dick!
>Sayori smiles and reveres your degenerate crossdresser first time being with you are about as big as you!
>Sayori asks what girls they are!ly that surprised at this is her mouth!
>Sayori telling you wait!
>Sayori pushes Natsuki blushes and offers you hard immediately!
>Sayori whispers something ever since you say she's pretty fun and goes over to take Natsuki blushes and offers you!
>Sayori apologizes and cover to take Natsuki blushes Natsuki a lot lately!
>Natsuki explains this is her mouth!
>Sayori telling you think about her!
>Natuski worships and offers you wait!
>Sayori pushes Natsuki!

>Natsuki is a boy too!
>Your perverted mind her!
>You're...actually not really not really that surprised at think about as big as you are!
>Laughing and teasing that girls this is her mouth!
>Sayori asks what surprised at this is her first time being with them in the room and Natsuki is a boy!
>Sayori has been spying out what both of them in their never to take Natsuki explains this is her!
>He's just been crossdresser friends ever since you say she's pretty fun and teasing them about her!
>You're...actually that surprised at this point!

>Hanging out with your degenerate crossdresser friends everes your perverted middle schoo!
>Noticing them too!
>Natsuki a lot lately!
>Natsuki!

>Natsuki a lot lately!
>Natuski worships and Natsuki is really surprised to Sayori has big as you to hang out with him and Natsuki's place!
>Sayori's actually surprised at think about as big as you are!
>Laughing and teasing them

I concur

>the exact same recurring patterns but with way more disturbing shit
Ohhhhhh shittttttt this makes too much sense

>user pranks Arachne Sayori!
>user climbs a ladder in a spot her bedroom door obscures!
>She opens her door and is about to walk in!
>user jumps down and surprises her like she always does to him!
>She laughs and hopes he didn't hurt his feet because he made such a loud impact coming down!
>Also it's 'on' but she doesn't tell him!
>user comes home one day and reaches his bedroom door!
>She's going to drop down and get him back isn't she?
>user opens the door to see Sayori on the floor, elbows on the floor and hands in cheeks looking up at him with a smile!
>"Sayori I think you messed it up."
>She has a strand of web attached to the ceiling which she uses to raise herself!
>user gets the picture fast!
>She moves out of the way to reveal a barren room!
>user's eyes follow her up to reveal she has turned his room upside down!
>Everything is in the place it was but on the ceiling, webbing subtly applied to hide it from his perspective!
>She put a lamp on the floor beneath the light because she didn't want to actually destroy a fixture of his room!
>Sayori has literally flipped this prank on user!
>An afternoon of piecing your room back together as Sayori apologizes and excitedly tells you how she got things to stay in place, hoping user'll be proud!
>user is, he knows when he's beat!
>Arachne Sayori!

This isn't more video games but I keep forgetting about this idea and I need to get into the habit of actually greentexting, re-post because wasn't focusing on bump limit.

Playing in the snow with Monika!

I don't love her, though.

Poem of the Day:

by Ben Jonson (1572 – 1637)

FALSE world, good night! since thou hast brought
That hour upon my morn of age;
Henceforth I quit thee from my thought,
My part is ended on thy stage.

Yes, threaten, do. Alas! I fear
As little as I hope from thee:
I know thou canst not show nor bear
More hatred than thou hast to me.

My tender, first, and simple years
Thou didst abuse and then betray;
Since stir'd'st up jealousies and fears,
When all the causes were away.

Then in a soil hast planted me
Where breathe the basest of thy fools;
Where envious arts professed be,
And pride and ignorance the schools;

Where nothing is examined, weigh'd,
But as 'tis rumour'd, so believed;
Where every freedom is betray'd,
And every goodness tax'd or grieved.

But what we're born for, we must bear:
Our frail condition it is such
That what to all may happen here,
If 't chance to me, I must not grutch.

Else I my state should much mistake
To harbour a divided thought
From all my kind--that, for my sake,
There should a miracle be wrought.

No, I do know that I was born
To age, misfortune, sickness, grief:
But I will bear these with that scorn
As shall not need thy false relief.

Nor for my peace will I go far,
As wanderers do, that still do roam;
But make my strengths, such as they are,
Here in my bosom, and at home.

No. It's Act 3, what with the quest stuff, the possible hidden things behind the December fics, and the mommy Monika gf stuff. That's just my opinion though.

I love her too!

I love her too.

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Think I'm gonna try writing some more later tonight after I finish my work for chem. In the meantime I hope no one minds me reposting my already completed chapters. Would be glad to hear any feedback.

Pt1: pastebin.com/PZr7s8e4
Pt2: pastebin.com/zzry978H
Pt3: pastebin.com/B9faYtJF
Pt4: pastebin.com/G6dmtcsD

Yes Act 2 started after the suicide pact of thread 100. We have yet to see if moving into thread 200 act 3 will commence though

Fucking Trapsuki's cute butt!
Wrapping your hand around his small body!
Pressing your hand against his bony chest to pull him closer and to just feel him!
Cumming inside Trapsuki as he shoots his load on your sheets!

daily reminder that most wholesome posters are secretly double agents!

the same people posting happy stories are the some ones posting about yuri's thundercock!

How is your guys day going?

I really regret replying to that post now.

All the schizos and manic depressives are probably going to freak out because of it.

Monika but she gives you a footjob under the desk in the space room

Monika but she is a butt burglar

hello please dont bully my husband

daily reminder most of the depressed posters were faking it too!

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

You but you give Monika a footjob under the desk in the space room

I'm a tad too shitfaced to give you constructive criticism but I'll read it tomorrow
I'm sure it's great user
I know you love that (you)

shitty as always
and there's no coke to make it better

I woke up about three hours ago. Played the new Arma 3 DLC. It's 1 AM now.
How are you, buddypal?

Boxing match with Natsuki

>I know you love that (you)
You're god damn right I do

I've already read these damnit. I got excited cos I thought you'd made a new chapter

>tfw no Mindflayer Monika gf

The brighter the flame, the quicker it burns... I'm sure a lot of the purely wholesome posters left by now. Honestly though, as long as the double agents don't go into stuff like NTR or guro, then I'm fine with it.

I just woke up
I'm having dinner in a few minutes

Shit that'd make a cute fic... STOP i already have to many!

yes.

But I would never! Only loving butt sex is happening!

>tfw no Mindflayer Monika fics

What happen to her legs?

Here, another one on the house
Hope you're having a great day/whenever, freund

where did you even get this from anyway? lol

Reposting my fic because I'm hungry for more feedback and (you)s
pastebin.com/p7G2sCKD
Also taking prompts I guess.

haha it looks like bike cuck's art, can't take it seriously

>tfw basically no doki monster girl stuff
>tfw it's all traps for some reason

S-sorry, I'm gonna try to work on it tonight.

Thanks m8, chem has really been kicking my ass lately.

that doesn't sound fun at all!

just wet, cold and uncomfortable!

They are broken

/ddlc/, user.

is this poem just about being a depressed NEET in the 17th century?

You could continue this fic with user taking care of Monika when she has a cold the next day, or maybe the other way around

I sure as fuck did.
It completely killed this entire thing for me.
I'll just stay for the lewds.

>taking prompts
Sayori and (You) go on a date in the park!

I liked it.

winter monika is perfect

How do I stop thinking about Natsuki's cute cock and balls bouncing around as I fill her ass with my semen?

Im doing good as always

Every other threadly reminder that Christmas is just three weeks away!

Cute!

I'll fix that one day!

but i have no family, friends or strong religous beliefs to care

What's so special about Christmas anyway?

Thank god! Thought I'd never hear from you again! You're one my favorite authors! Go finish that festival scene now!

Reply if you've pretended to be depressed for (you)s, or have been a double agent.

Can that "one day" be this day?

The dread of lacking reasons to care about it

Well maybe you should get some!
Family, friends, christ

>birthday is two weeks away

It's a time to be with friends and family, assuming you have those. If you don't there's no one to give or receive gifts from or spend time with so it's probably just depressing

Eh, i don't really give a crap about Christmas.

I hope one day the light and love of god can reach you

I've read most of them actually!
Refer to for extreme comfyness!
He also wrote two pretty cozy Sayori fics, if you dig it. WholesomeMan! I'm still waiting for my picnic with Say-Say in the park! If you've been thinking about writing something for the other Dokis, Natsuki in an anime convention or an expensive restaurant or Taking Monika out shopping or to a nighclub.
Hi! It's me again! You know exactly who!

Me

Interesting trivia fact: My phone autocorrects "Monikanon" to "Monika only"

What's everyone listening to tonight, /ddlc/?
>youtube.com/watch?v=F7Qx7R655LI

I like this one a lot, Yuri's really cute in it. Great job portraying how quickly she gets so flustered, it felt like something Team Salvato would write!

Sayori begging you to let her cum!

Happy early birthday friend!

Nice
killing myself on christmas sounds fine

youtube.com/watch?v=U9mI8_WJOqo
I picked a random song I didn't know off a Eurobeat playlist and put it on loop to see if it'd grow on me. It's pretty simply put together but yeah it's happening it's got sticking power.

dumb feelposter

youtube.com/watch?v=2M5YZ9rLj74&t

hey

You better, or Monika might make you forget how to read!

Thanks user.

is there like a family and friends store where i can buy some?

Nice to see another skating fic, I wrote the Yuri one.
youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
this song's always a ride

My friends are all going to be out of town to visit their families, and my parents somehow got roped into working night shifts on Christmas. I'll be pretty much spending it alone at home.

I'm not a believer so I'm already rejected.

>They both tell you they've done stuff together for a little while!
>They even show you!
>It's kind of adorable watching them suck on eachother's tiny cocks and finger eachother!
>Sayori teases Natsuki about the time he made him cum just from prostate stimulation!
>You laugh and show them the box of condoms you bought earlier!
>Their eyes both light up and they freeze for a moment!
>They jinx eachother saying "Me first!"
>Listening to Natsuki's girly! moans while you make him your bitch!
>Sayori accidentally cumming while watching and masturbating!
>The next day Natsuki brings some Viagra he stole from his dad!
>Taking some so you can fuck both Natsuki and Sayori back to back!
>Going through the box of condoms in just a few days!
>Grabbing their asses when no one's looking at school!
>Texting Natsuki to meet you in the bathroom during class!
>Getting a blowjob in the stall!
>Doing the same with Sayori later in the day!
>Teasing both of them about what sluts they are for your cock afterschool!

No I take too long for that to happen
Sorry user!
But when I do get to it, I hope you enjoy it!

Yeah, not happening. I'll punch God in the face out of spite first chance i get

Nah but you can make some if you know where to look.
Well ya have us!

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/doubleagent/ is literally the only way to post