/ink/- Splatoon General

I like your woomy so I had kier draw this. Hope you like it.

that's pretty incredible actually, thanks a ton to both you and kier!

k

>shit hands
shit artist

You said that she's high-functioning but a bit weird, what are her quirks?

This is actually pretty funny.

she usually tries to avoid eye contact
her favorite band is ink theory, however she always listens to their music at full volume which may annoy other squids
she's very fond of both the nzap and the .52 gal
she loves stacking books for no particular reason
of course she also enjoys complex math questions

sounds like a normalfag to me

That's because she's only a bit weird

>autism woomy
>only a bit weird

can someone give me a quick run down on the toe sucking? how did it start? I swear the new (((miiverse))) is so fucking volatile. like one minute it is fine than the next thing you know shit is up in flames

Awkward social interactions, disregard for social norms, unreasonable obsessions, all that points at autism.

My ngyes

Wait, I thought this was a joke, is miiverse really full of people admitting they like feet?

She sounds like a weirdo qt. I like it

I just logged on today to check the shops and I see posts about people complaining about some alleged toe sucking posts

They were a thing, but now people racked up enough reports on them and all we see are leftover "stop feet" posts.

Thats disappointing

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Speedy Woomy is about to start work. Wanna order something, /ink/?

everything oerfect but hips too wide

Sure, one large Hawaiian, a bottle of Pepsi, and tell her she'll get a tip if she shows me her feet

Sorry, but hawaiian pizza is illegal in Inkopolis.

Boobs and butt are too big.

Boobs are realistic. Butt can fit four waists, which is ridiculous.

>3 points of absolute shittaste

Thick, greasy sausage?

better?

>here's your pizza, sir

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>that shy looking woomy
>boot fetish
Drawfriends pls

Holy shit

We've had Ink Recovery Splash Mob gear all weak in Splatnet

*walks away and goes to the actually good pizza place*

>tfw no run speed up rockenberg gear besides some band tees
>good special forces beret never
>good power armor never
>good punk blacks never
>iss moto boots never
Fuck Splatnet.

>iss moto boots

dont we have those?

With Sub Saver? If it's happened, nobody bought it, like how Run Speed Fake Contacts and Shrimp-pink Polo both apparently happened.

Here's your (You)

i want you to do something better than him

>Blatantly ignoring the button-up shirt
0/10, no artistic integrity.

and most of them are shoes

oh excuse me i mistake them for blue moto boots

>you can't criticize something unless you can do better
Not him but that's a classic, mate.

what if your woomy didn't know who cirno was

who?

some Touhou animu person

what if your woomy was cold so she put her hands in your pockets

what if grizz was actually the salmonid king

nice try, Hoodrat

cuddle with her under the blanket and watch some Twitch/Anime together

what if grizz was the salmonling queen

>Grizzco is just a front to trick Inklings into gathering Salmonid eggs and deliver them to inkopolis for them

Splatoon 2.
Salmonids running over Inkopolis. Now Inklings & Ocatrions must work together.

Bunny will always be the true autism woomy

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Won a paid day off in a lottery at work and can Splatoon all day!

He'll be fine.

>stuck at work for the next 5 hours

Lucky bastard

cool womer

>paid day off in a lottery at work

???????????????????????????

Are you working in a Casino or something?

EVERY FUCKING DAY IT'S THE SAME SHIT

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YOU FAILIURE OF A SQUID! NOT ONLY YOU'RE A SHITSKIN THIEF, YOU SUCK EVEN AT YOUR FUCKING JOB!

Maybe raffle was a better word choice

They entered the associates names for everyone who was associate of the month for the year.
I had 10 entries because management can't be an associate of the month and I was promoted to a management position

what if your woomy had a long tongue dripping with green too like venom from Spider-man

what if you arrived home and your yebbie was cuddlefucking with his salmonid bf on the couch while watching Con Air and eating popcorn

I tried Dynamo in Turf War and I don't understand how this shit went from turf master to can't paint shit

Was losing the old jump flick that much of a difference or did they lower how much it turfed
What happened

Why is she so perfect?

Noise Cancellers look better imo, and they change colors
its a shame they only come with shitty abilities

>Quick Respawn on the Green Hoodie
IS NO ONE IN THIS GODDAMN GACHA SCAM COMPETENT?

I still like my cumback pair for RM and TC.

They're both green, it fits!

They lowered how much it turfed.

Yup. 30 points with horizontal flick, 28 with vertical, in 1 it was 39 per flick.

Ayee, I'm actually looking for a Comeback pair. Anyway I could get those from you?

Woomies and spaghettis in perfectly heterosexual relationships!

Yebbies satisfying their needs without the need of woomies!

We need more of this. I mean I love me some gay woomies but sometimes you need more

they can still be cucked

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why is the target dummy talking? I'm a bit nervous

Speedy where's your hat?

She's the all new edging woomy, designed to bring you close to climax, but leave you wanting more.

Anyone have a good download link for the Ink Theory and Bottom Feeders tracks?

or a full soundtrack rip while you're at it

There is so much wrong in this image I don't even know where to begin

then i guess whoever's shipped with biker is in for a surprise when he's ready to splat

got stolen by a yebby

>Biker bending Speedy over and fucking her dripping cunt
>She's cumming over and over again and he's close as well
>He wakes up, realizing it was all a dream, and now he has to clean his pants

Take your time.
Is it the Artstyle? The Situation?