/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #186

worst girl edition
>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

/ddlc/ sings "Your Reality": youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>youtube.com/watch?v=AMCFoudyYxQ
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zPkAJW6SLX4
youtube.com/watch?v=MjdQCdnOL_Q
pastebin.com/Nm3dKA3a
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Natsuki!

first for tf2 engineer

mo

Natsuki lovers where you at!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

How fucking dare you

i need natsuki feet please give it to me

Early best girl!

Reminder Danlet retracted a statement where he claimed all four girls were female, suggesting this is not the case anymore.

Right here!
>Tansuki user never returned
Feelsbadman
Also where'd santa hat user go?

Welcome, welcome! I hope you're all having just a lovely, wonderful day!
It appears that it's time for some poetry! How fun!

Word of the thread this afternoon is "nightmare"!
Alternatives today are 'blood' and 'drown'.
We've used the word 'dream' somewhat often but let's dive into perhaps the darker side of it, and confront some of our primal fears!
And no, these aren't my fears!

Okay, so um, this is poetry and like... Well, I feel like you should know what this is, ahaha... Still though...
It's time to write some poems, and these words are here to guide you and point you in the right direction in case you're lacking some inspiration.
We use the same word so that we all have a common theme for the thread, which is really nice when we're all writing about a similar topic and we see how everyone tackles different topics and how we approach it from different angles.
Well, have fun, and I look forward to reading what you present!

What a beautiful rose... Is it for me?
youtube.com/watch?v=zPkAJW6SLX4
Monika!

The Multiverse's Strongest

Worst edition

YOU'RE ALL HARDHAT AND NO CATTLE

Mommy!

>worst girl edition
Those be fightin words.

Yuri!

Monika has autism and loves Sonic the Hedgehog!

>I can't delete my fuckup post
kms

Are Monika tulpas nice?

Asking for a friend

If you don't want to feel mindflayer Monika's tentacles in your skull you're probably a homosexual

Plz no bulli

Plz no bulli

Plz no bulli!

>Spoiler image in the OP

JESUS CHRIST, SHUT IT DOWN, SHUT IT DOWN

SHE WAS BEING DENIED FOOD FOR A REASON, YOU STUPID FUCKS

based ugleh poster

We don't like bullies here

Plz no bulli

Throwing Spitballs at Sayori!
Saying mean and hateful things to make Sayori cry!
Tripping Sayori in the hallway!
Throwing gum in Sayori's hair!
Making fun of the lousy hair cut Sayori had to get to remove the gum!
Hiding Sayori's backpack!
Cracking jokes about Sayori to Yuri within earshot of Sayori!
Spreading vicious rumors so the rest of the class thinks Sayori is a weirdo!
Throwing Sayori's lunch in the garbage when she goes to the bathroom!
Asking Sayori to hang out somewhere and standing her up!

bully bully bully Sayori!

What is this face trying to convey?

Honestly, what emotion did Dan want to come across with this?

>what emotion did Dan want to come across with this?

When the female boner overcomes the female mind, that's what it looks like

Going on a date with Sayori!
Driving off into the country!
Taking her to a farm!
It has all sorts of uniquely bred cows and other farm animals!
Its a local attraction she's talked about seeing for the longest time!
Watching Sayori play with all the farm animals!
They have cows! Lots of cows!
Watching your step in the cow fields as Sayori trots along happily!
Petting cows with Sayori!
Rubbing their noses with Sayori!
Being weirded out by how much they like to lick your hands with Sayori!
Laying down in the sun with some cows with Sayori!
Petting the goats!
Feeding the chickens!
Cleaning your shoe off for the third time while you watch Sayori "baa" at some sheep!
Trying to get the attention of alpacas with Sayori!
Theyre kinda dicks! Going to go pet something else with Sayori!
Seeing the cows one last time with Sayori!
Buying cute plushies from the gift shop with Sayori!
Making this the best day ever with Sayori!
Sayori!
Shes so cute!

EXTREME LUST AND DESIRE

manic insanity i'm guessing?

feels good man

Sayori asking you to install a game for her!
She's too much of a dork to figure it out!
It's The Sims!
She made a family where you both are married and have a kid!
Sayori!

>Barely restrained desire

thats what i think anyway

>DDLC currently in the process of being ruined by its introduction to cancer "FANDOM" culture

hmm it's a real conundrum

This is still on my to do list of fics

She wants your knife

Sayori is feeling down lately!
You decide to give her your old PSP!
You don't have many games but you're sure she will like the ones you own!
Sayori playing Patapon!
She loves it!
She's singing along while playing!
Sayori playing LocoRoco!
She loves the characters, especially Kulche!
She even draws the LocoRocos having fun in her free time!
Sayori Playing Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker!
Now Sayori pretends to be Big Boss!
Sayori using CQC to hug you very tightly!
Sayori!

Can someone explain cutting to me? Like, what the fuck? Why do that to yourself? And don't say it feels good, pain by definition is painful, not pleasure.

>read this doujin yesterday
Weird feels.

~Ahahah I'm Monika!

Take your time!

Be my gf

mommmmy

You can train yourself to derive pleasure from pain if it's inflicted under the right conditions.

>CQC to hug you very tightly!

This is too cute

Love yes, trust perhaps, but I like my memories even the ones that are bad.

I WANT TO TAP SAYORI'S BIG BAPS

I don't cut myself on purpose, but when I see my own blood I get dizzy and taste copper, so maybe people get a high on it.

>meet up with some friends I haven't seen for a while
>one of them is a girl who is in to gorey Japanese movies
>say I know the visual novel for her, going to suggest Higurashi
>upon saying that someone else fucking mentions DDLC
>because they watched a playthrough
Fucking normals

Name a cuter couple

>Protip : you cant

>I'm closed minded but explain this to me
?

It's easier to focus on physical pain than it is to deal with emotional pain

I will find her out there in the cosmos if i have to!
I'll eat ya fuckin bootyhole, wanting tentacles in your orifices is gay mang. Wanting tentacles wrapped around your cock as she whispers your name makes you ultra test high vitality male.

You and your favorite doki!

>Monika doesn't show up for literature club!
>A pile of giblets resembling her is discovered near an ammo box!
>Whoever killed Monika is someone with no interest in collecting ammunition so this is the foundation of the investigation!
>A new literature club member named Tf2 Engineer joins on the same day!
>His poems are about dispensers, dancing and something named 'The Pybro'!
>Tf2 Engineer plays guitar for the literature club better than Monika plays piano!
>He encourages everyone to buy a hat to increase their self worth and it works!
>The club forgets about Monika for the duration of the meeting!
>The others wonder who could have killed Monika sometimes or if maybe she just sort of exploded!
>Tf2 Engineer teaches them not to dwell on the past and to focus on cappin' the point so they don't let Monika's disappearance get them down!
>Tf2 Engineer!

Plz no bulli

That's nice user, I bet you and your Doki are just as cute too!

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

KeychainAnon and his keychain

PRESENT

/ddlc/, What did you do today to become a better person for your Doki?

>Filename
hmmm makes me think
Also don't doomsay ya JABRONI
Takes your mind off of the mental pain, eventually your mind associates pain with happiness/relief so you need it like a drug.

Everyday until christmas

You fucking bet we are

You could always just ask her not to eat them, then. There's a lot more to mind flaying than just destruction (despite the name...), you can just let her revel in the unparalleled level of mental intimacy and have her obtain a deeper understanding of you than you ever thought possible.

Plus there's other stuff she can do like move unpleasant stuff out of mental focus (not remove it, but just give you a break from thinking about it) and insert obviously fake (so no "which memories are real???" stuff) but still pleasant experiences.

Pls no bulli

I didn't did coke today

I went outside for the first time in months so I could buy my dad a birthday present, if that counts

natsuki wallpaper for the natsuki bros

Which Doki has the best tasting blood?

Plz no bulli

I should probably remove this since it's not relevant anymore.
Hmm perhaps, I'd need to know I can truly trust her and that she truly loves me. I'm still more partial to Shoggoth Monika because then we can sort of "meld" together and almost become one when we want. Similar but not the same

7.8/10 no movin' that gear up

It's only 11AM here, but it'll be the same thing I do every day: Write a poem, and comment on a whole bunch of other people's poems.

...

This is truth.

Shaved and cleaned my room

Monika probably. Her healthy diet might help more than the other girls' diets.

They are all vampires now
Do you mean which one has procured the best tasting blood from someone else

Daily reminder that the following Dokis deserve love, attention and respect!
Monika
Natsuki!
Yuri!

Nice! Good to know others are showing their Doki love by having putting them as a wallpaper

Natsuki baked cupcakes! Say thanks!

You wanna go?
I'll write your waifu the worst ending if you keep that up.

Yep. I 100% agree with this post

plz no bulli

...

...

Thank you. You're cuter than the cupcakes are!

Thank you Natsuki! I love you and your cupcakes!

Thanks I hope you came in the frosting!

Yo if the user who posted the links to Kaguya Wants to Be Confessed to all I can say is this video sums up how I feel youtube.com/watch?v=MjdQCdnOL_Q
FUCC UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Since I finished it around Euro hours and I crave (You)'s figure I might as well repost my latest chapter.

pastebin.com/Nm3dKA3a

Hi, Santanon here!
Sorry for the inactivity, I've been chatting with Monikanon! I'm on my phone, so excuse the lack of Santa Doki! When I get home, I'll make some more if you guys want!
Natsuki!

I was fantasizing about Monika and had a great nut.