/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #187

best girl

How would her kisses feel like

Like an empty latte, cause I just paid 6 bucks for that shit and she better finish it

I just bought oot for 3ds!
Playing 3ds games with your favorite doki!

Daily reminder that wholesome posters are double agents and most depresed posters are making it up for (You)s

The same people writing happy posts are the same ones telling you to kill yourself ;)

Six poems. More than enough to win the heart of any MC that moves.

Please delete your post user, I'm begging you
The last thing we need is another tulpashit argument that takes up the whole thread

Oh hi me.
Living off of delivery is murder on my wallet but a miracle for my anxiety.

Sayori is feeling down lately!
You decide to give her your old PSP!
You don't have many games but you're sure she will like the ones you own!
Sayori playing Patapon!
She loves it!
She's singing along while playing!
Sayori playing LocoRoco!
She loves the characters, especially Kulche!
She even draws the LocoRocos having fun in her free time!
Sayori Playing Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker!
Now Sayori pretends to be Big Boss!
Sayori using CQC to hug you very tightly!
Sayori!

quite romantic with the candles. I enjoy it. looking forward to v7 or whichever its up to by now

>You're about to head home from another day as the club
>Your Doki drops a positive pregnancy test

What do?

Yawn... Good evening everyone, how are you all holding up? I'm getting pretty tired myself.
It's time for some poetry while snuggled up in bed, yes?

The word of the thread tonight is "butterfly"!
The two alternative are 'tea' and 'lock'.

If you want to write a poem, this is a perfect opportunity for it! You can write anything you want in any style you want! All you need to do is try to use one of these words as your inspiration.
Or like, I guess you don't have to but it would be great if you did! I'd really appreciate it!
Also, everyone is welcome to join in! Good or bad, don't be shy!
Have fun everyone!

Do you ever feel trapped? Let's look for the key and escape this world, together.
youtube.com/watch?v=1qG7dTTx5Og
Monika!

Reposting
Right, so ah, Book Club!

You guys ended up voting for The Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft. A little bleak for my tastes, but you guys voted for it, so it's what we're reading!

2 sources where you can read the book online:
en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Call_of_Cthulhu
hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/cc.aspx
Or, as always, you can go to your local library and see if they have it there!

Here's a terribly short summary on the short story (If any of you Lovecraftanons who've already read it wanna add more or correct anything here please go right ahead, I'm entirely inexperienced with Lovecraft):
A man (Matt Foyer) tells his psychiatrist of the struggles that led to his downfall, beginning at his great-uncle's bedside, where he receives a key to a locked collection of his papers. The papers reveal a lifelong obsession with an underwater deity, Cthulhu, around which a cult has formed.

I might actually need some of you Lovecraftanons to help me come up with some discussion questions when it's all over

Speaking of which, since it's a short story, how does this Sunday sound for discussion time? Or Friday, if you guys wanna cut it closer. I'm flexible with this!

If people wanna do comfy /ddlc/ Book Club Movie Night again, there's apparently a couple Call of Cthulhu film adaptations.
Here's the trailer for one of them (2005): youtube.com/watch?v=XHuY2wXTd0o

And one last thing before we all get to reading, how do you guys wanna handle our next book choice? Should we just go down the popular vote tally from the last poll, or should we host a new one with some likely new suggestions? It's up to you guys, I'm just your knightly host!

I'll admit it. I consistently tell the cuckolds to off themselves. They're the only ones I can't stand, I'm wholesome with everyone else except them. I just can't bring myself to have any semblance of respect for someone like that.

tsundere user please come back
teasing you everyday was fun
you were cute when you got angry

Could every monster doki get along if they were all in one fic?

Another fun shitpost!

try my damnest to be the best husband/father i can!!!

>kodak black

Damn, monikafags have good taste

It was adorable!
Tsundere user, we miss you!
I miss you!

Sunday is good for me

>I just can't bring myself to have any semblance of respect for someone like that.
neither can I. and I've told them to fuck off and die before. I just can't stand their baitposts

Excited to finally read Lovecraft for the first time.
Hopefully, we can get more people in on the movie night too!

I feel the same about the cucks, I just don't give them (You)s

>tfw Tsundere user finally has his chance to write his way into MonikaAnon heart but he left
there's no happiness in the literature club

Wonder why would someone like Monika want my genes

He's just sitting in the corner fuming over how cute Monikanon is snuggled up in the bedsheets

youtube.com/watch?v=FAucVNRx_mU

there's literally nothing wrong with this

anyone that actually believes anything posted here is a fool. we're all normal people just memeing lmao

I'm glad somebody is liking the songs I include, ahaha...

Well Monikanon does at the very least

sorry man, I'm not normal. I wish I was normal sometimes.

>one guy makes a post that he's a double agent
>suddenly everyone is just shitposting and actually wants the others to kill themselves

Calm down.

>spoiler

Nothing wrong with telling them that. I know it's hard to not give them attention.

haha epic fren!
upboated 4 you

The Dokis but they cheat on you!

What's your endgame?

Just because I write lewds sometimes doesn't mean I don't cherish the Dokis and want to wholesome them. I don't tell cucks to kill themselves, they just fill me with sadness and anger at how far they've let themselves fall.

but even if I don't, someone else will. I present the fresh turd 2 posts above me as my example.

the dokis but they cheat with you on other anons!

Richard you shouldn't feel bad that you don't respect cucks. It would be like showing mercy to someone who has said to your face that should you show mercy they will come back and fuck your wife.
See above^

Goodnight DDLC schools a pain!

Where's that manga page where the guy reclaims his honor by making the man who slept with his wife another one of his mistresses.

Monika needs to drop dead already

I hate that I know what you're talking about.
No bulli nigger

Truly a shame...
He could have been reading poetry with monikanon while drinking a frappucino now.

no waifuwars, user! Don't pull the trigger!

what game is this

It's only 4 and I'm starting to shut down
I have to learn to writefag I got a taste and it was escapism and I have exclusively shit ideas for hours after waking up

>tfw you'll never get to steal a hug off monika while she's dabbing

Resident Evil movie.

Stop me then

A butterfly flaps its wings
A hurricane emerges
From a cocoon of random things
And a storm of perfect chaos

But what of those other elements?
The right air pressure,
The correct temperature,
The exact state of the winds?

Most of us don't really care
To think of such mundane things
What captures the imagination is
That a butterfly flapped its wings.

I even had one of my favourite frappuccinos while reading people's poetry today. His dream was halfway there!

I want natsuki to stroke my cactus

Good night, user!
Have sweet doki dreams!

youtube.com/watch?v=95itEHED8Hk

Hard Times user, where did you go? I really enjoyed your stuff!

Which fic will be better?

A fic where you cheat on the dokis and each of their reactions
A fic where user and MC get into a deadly fight, the dokis trying to stop them but realizing they don't root for the same guy ensuring a fight between the dokis!

I cave I actually can't stay awake
i will sacrifice this day but tomorrow I promise to come the fuck to life for my doki and do something

The first if done well could be some neat drama and character analysis of each doki
The second could either be some funny as shit meme stuff or horror shit if the other dokis come to the same conclusion as monika

Post your favorite doki and what you think their favorite song would be!

I'll start:
>Sayori
>youtube.com/watch?v=7PsLdeyAXI8

I hope you don't mind pointless feedback, but I really liked this. You even managed to rhyme a little.

>A fic where user and MC get into a deadly fight, the dokis trying to stop them but realizing they don't root for the same guy ensuring a fight between the dokis!
for the love of god the second one. Please no cuckshit. Also it's actually a really cute idea.

Whichever one has the most suffering. I'd be interested in which camp each Doki would fall into for the second one. Monika is pretty obvious, but the rest I don't know.

I'm curious, has anyone drawn this but with Monika offering the suggestion instead of Hitchcock?

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>not this youtube.com/watch?v=cTXeg-Swq9w

Monika has autism and loves Sonic the Hedgehog!

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I hope the user who wrote this finished his essays in time...

I do the opposite of minding pointless feedback, so thank you!

And I actually specifically rhymed only those four lines because it's partly about how some things are resonant with the human psyche while some aren't, and rhyming vs. non-rhyming is actually a decent example of that

I want to watch Precure with Natsuki.

It's not fair, bros. I'll never find a tiny, cute, bubbly and malnourished tsundere. Why live? Why is 3D so horrible?

what are you guys listening to

Lots of reasons, but not having enough malnourished people is not one of them.

the sound of my spirit breaking

The second one and bonus points for it being shirtless CQC to the death

Wow, I didn't even think of it that way. I like it even more now. I guess we really do appreciate the lever more than the cogs in the machine.

youtube.com/watch?v=JjqpUjfJDcI

Gotta Go Fast

I pray for the day you open your heart
The day that you live and learn
Who I am, that you may love all of me

I hope for the day that I enter his world
One that is full of endless possibility
That together we may reach for the stars
And do one more last fist bump

edgy

Yeah, yeah. I know. It's just suffering moe.

Why the hell does her father privy her of food, though?

Reminder to not reply to shitposters
Reminder to please report Avatarfags

youtube.com/watch?v=yo5gI3sZ4A4

tsundere user please come back

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Hahahahaha!

nice poem, nerd

Pointless feedback is still feedback nonetheless.
Even if you just say you liked it, I'm sure they really appreciate it and love to hear things like that.
Encouragement and appreciation is an important aspect of this!

Well, it's already been said, but I liked this too! I never even thought of somebody taking this into the territory of the butterfly effect, even though it's so obvious in retrospect!
I honestly thought more along the lines of change and rebirth, so interesting take on it!
Very well written as well, I feel like you have a pretty good grasp on this!
Great job, and thank you for sharing!

youtube.com/watch?v=Npc2qyM8jXs

youtube.com/watch?v=IRiG-7c9A3c

A bit too intense for my mood, but it's what came on shuffle.

dude im so damaged lmao

i feel the darkness emanating in my soul

There's a few theories, like he wants control or he thinks his daughter is a waste of resources or they're just too poor to afford that much food.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=t-9xbgTHpLA

...wow, I'm such a huge nerd that didn't even occur to me because I latched onto butterfly effect immediately!

Which is funny because the change and rebirth theme is obvious in retrospect, too. Different minds, I suppose.

Doki Doki SRPG club!