World of Warcraft General /wowg/

>start argus content
>every enemy mob sounds like reinhardt

bothers me more than it should.

wrong fucking pic m8s

*steals your girl*

>All the bloodelf/nightelf XxxLegolasXXX are going to switch
>You heared it here first
Thats where you're wrong.

>that one tauren tank who can solo literally anything (even high mythic+ bosses when the rest of the group goes down)

>that feeling of security and warmth

why cant there be more people like this in WoW, /wowg/?

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Ion "Large Hymen Collider" Hazzikostas saved WoW

>tfw nightborne gets a STICC nelf model with nerfed boobs and butt
Why?

Alliance always had a very high % of Humans. There will be a skew towards Void Elves, they'll most likely overtake gnomes or dorfs but other than that eh.

Future allied races:
Human > vrykul
Dwarf > Wildhammer
Gnome > mechagnome/Leper gnome

Orcs > Maghar orcs
Tauren > Taunka
Trolls > Amani forest trolls
Goblin > Gilbin
Undead > Skeletons

What did I miss?

It feels really awkward to me that the Allied Races have such limited customisation options. Like 4 skin colours, 3 hair colours etc, why add them if they're gonna be so half assed?

The short bus that was supposed to take you to school.

So how deep do you think the average human arm could get while fisting the average Pandaren butthole?

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Humans are more likely to get Kul-tirans than Vrykul

Leper Gnomes are probably more likely to be Goblin allied race

Orcs will probably get grey blackrock/dragonmaw as well

arm? you could curl up and fucking live in there

They will be the most played race after nelf for sure because they have proper male models while draenei don't.

>Masquerade - Shroud yourself in illusion, taking on the appearance of another Nightborne.
What did they mean by this?

You could get all the way up to your shoulder and they'd be disappointed your arms aren't longer. Or twice as thick.

Kul-tiran humans would be classified as a new race altogether, so no.

I wonder how much unlock requirements will actually affect allied race pop.

Why did they give him cheetos fur?

>Spatial Rift: Rip a hole in space and time, transporting you to the targeted location. 100 yd range.
Racial Passives:
>Chill of Night: Reduces Arcane and Shadow damage taken by 1%.
>Entropic Embrace: Your abilities have a chance to empower you with the essence of the Void.
>Ethereal Connection: Reduces the cost of Void Storage and Transmogrification by 50%
>Preturnatural Calm: Your spell casts are not delayed by taking damage.

I would reroll alliance if i got to be a fat slob ret paladin.

i wish he could be my tank

tfw

I want him

Kinda doesn't matter because they don't really stick out that much and they won't look retarded in faction armor.

Crossdressing basically.

>Preturnatural Calm: Your spell casts are not delayed by taking damage.
This is going to be nerfed before BfA even hits beta.

us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20759498054

Subtlety
Regalia of the Dashing Scoundrel 4-piece – Backstab and Shadowstrike now have a 4% chance (was 3%) to grant Shadow Gestures.

Sub is saved.

Maybe after several expansions, like a certain human racial :3

It makes them absolute bis healers for everything, it'll be nerfed before people even get to see how it works.

LEGENEDARY

Ive been playing for a week and got 2, are you supposed to get a legendary each week? How has your experience been with legendaries?
Can you get the same one twice? And if you upgrade a 970 legendary, just the ilvl and stats change right?

In what bizarre reality do you live in where fat humans would be their own race

>if you upgrade a 970 legendary
I fucking hate this system so much. Just auto-upgrade them god damn it, why do I have to grind 50 wakening memes 8 times.

Don't tell Americans this

America?

>Baine might finally get some appreciation

He was always appreciated in my heart

>Want to do the new raid
>Don't want to ask my friends for a carry
>Decide to pug
>Tank cleaves the raid
>Tank explodes bomb in the raid
>Tank forgets to taunt
>Tank cannot pick up the sword adds
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Name, in your opinion, the 5 WORST specs in the game right now. No specific role. Which specs are just outrageously outperformed by an alternative to the point you just wouldn't have a reason to pick it beyond being locked to playing it on your main maybe.

He's the next Warchief, it's all but confirmed at this point.
Nathanos leads the Forsaken, Baine becomes Warchief, Sylvanas moves to a worse place finally.

That was pretty fun getting.

Who is the Guts of wow?

demo lock
outlaw
prot pally (maybe they'll become relevant with spell dmg coming back in ant)
mistweaver
feral

I would say survival, but it's honestly in a great place after all the tos buffs, but it was so shit for so long nobody plays it and very few that do have much gear. also caltrops is REALLY useful in antorus
I also might have said arcane, but I think arcane's on demand burst could actually be really good on mythic kingaroth

Realistically

Humans
>Kul-Tirans

Dwarves
>Wildhammer // Dark Iron

Gnomes
>Mechagnomes

Night Elves
>Void Elf

Orcs
>Mag'har // Blackrock

Tauren
>Highmountain // Taunka

Troll
>Amani // Revantusk

Goblin
>Leper Gnome

Undead
>zombie elf (regular forsaken model with elf ears)

I'm super lost on worgen

>Lillian Voss will never return

>Does not have benediction
>Does not have a full set of t3
W H Y exist?

I don't want to main a velf but I can't stop thinking about what perfect Shadow priests they make

Illidan

You'll be just like everyone else.

>being a low-res hipster

>spriest
>not hunter with jewelcrafting
Do you even Celebrimbor?

If Blizzard would fix the horde models so all males aren't fucking hunchbacks anymore maybe the belf population would go down.
And forsaken armor too while they're at it. Why the fuck do their fingers and toes stick out of heavy plate armor? Why do their spines clip through armors and cloaks? Why do all their pants look like shorts i wear in summer? Why do male shoulder pads float in mid air?

That's the problem. Also I'll have to put my years of irrational elf hate behind me.

they could asspull some kinda half-furbolg werebear as a worgen race and I'd play the fuck out of them

Gnolls when?

Not before they give me ogres nigga.

You guys do know that the allied races aren't necessarily tied to races already in game right?

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That gnoll looks like a better worgen than worgen do.

Do all races have the same class animation for their abilities?

Playable tuskarr when

Do want

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Sauce? Futa?

stop posting these comics they make me lust for femsaken

Porn when?

I swear this gets bigger every time someone posts it.

is that a sea lion abomination? lul

sauce PLEASE

imgur.com /a/h1EQg
happy fappin

Will Zandalari become the most played Horde race? I am going to make atleast 7 different Zandalari as different classes

Lmao no. I wish, but no.

It'll still be the elves. It won't even be close. People like to look 'pretty'.

fem gnomes are best

no becuase they are just going to be re-skinned night elves and have shit racials anyway

>be drood
>classes with best tree of life and boomkin colors get adapted into the worst class mount color sets

Most played after the elves yeah.

>Tube steak
I love this artist.

>classes
meant to say races, oops

Who cares what skeleton they have male Zandalari look amazing

I highly doubt it.

>the FEL hounds of Sargeras
>one is fire
>the other is shadow
>none of them fel
Blizzard writing, everyone.

Will all haunched races get new postures or only the orcs?

Fire and Shadow combine to make fel you mongoloid.

>41%
How does this shit even happen?

>tfw quit every few months
>forget everything and get overwhelmed
>decide to start a new character
>can't pick a class
>stop playing

eh, whatever.

I wish blizz had an internal testing team so everything could be kept secret until the moment it releases

Locker ogre, fellow Horde