>The Winter Wonderland 2017 event will start on December 12th and last until January 2nd >(if the leak is correct) >Blizzard World is still on the PTR -- go check it out if you're on PC >Those new Blizzard-themed skins (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, etc.) come out sometime in January of 2018
>A new hybrid map, "Blizzard World," is available for testing on the PTR >Live release is projected for "early next year" youtube.com/watch?v=Ii3Hce3_fOw
>be jeff >get a degree in fine art >get a second degree in fine art >spend all your time playing an MMO because you can't get a job with your worthless degrees >go on an autistic rant one day on the devs >suggest a bunch of terrible fucking ideas >for some reason they listen to you >they start slowly killing their game with the patches >guild buddies decide this is a good time to make their own MMO >for some hilarious reason you become the face of "hardcore raiding" so they bring you along >they know you are a fucking retard that doesn't know what he's talking about and has no skills so they stick you on writing quest text and consulting on the aesthetics of raids and dungeons >allowed to design an actual quest once >infamous STV journal page quest >you forgot, or couldn't figure out how, to simply make the pages stack >quest is universally hated but kept in the game to remind you why you are never allowed to ever touch gameplay >fast forward a few years >upper management wants another MMO >they bought into your old meme that you actually knew shit about MMO game design >they put you in charge of the project >holyfuckthisismychance.webm >millions of dollars, hundreds of employees, years of development >none of that is able to overcome your incompetency >project is a complete failure >upper brass pissed >desperately pitch a last minute abomination hybrid of FPS and MOBA sustained off of lootbox microtransactions >brass buys it >holy shit it actually gets popular >but then the meta is terrible >and all the retarded design decisions you put in are dragging it down even further >keep patching the game in a desperate attempt to keep the dream alive >deep down you know everyone is going to realize you're a fucking joke >waste a shitload of time addressing "harassment" and "toxicity" to preemptively prevent this this game won't stop being a joke until he's gone
Elijah Baker
Good friends :)
Ryder James
I want Reinhardt for Christmas
Cooper Hernandez
Here comes T.Racer!
Jose Sanchez
What does everyone think of my updated thumbnail pic? Took some advice here and from other places. I sent it to the youtuber, hope he likes it.
Aiden Diaz
been here all along!
Nicholas Davis
I used to be, but now I have Lena! You should probably get yourself a Lena too!
Ethan Nguyen
Can we have a redesign along these lines?
Easton Wood
Threadly reminder that defense hero are underpowered annoying pieces of shit besides junkrat, he's a borderline overpowered annoying piece of shit that add nothing to the game beside enabling cancer shitter comps and that removing them will only make the game better symmetra included, widowmaker simply doesn't belong in this game[/spoiler
Oliver Thompson
I want a cute cosplaying dog too! Or a dog in general.
Oliver Moore
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Anthony Powell
That's a cute Lena.
Matthew Baker
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Aiden Collins
text is hard to read cant even tell whats in the BG too much filters
how old are you
Ryder Fisher
I love Lena!
Robert Lopez
Bad players think these heroes counter Genji
Tracer Winston Symmetra Mei
Genji can simply navigate away from any of them and continue raping the team, they don't counter shit.
Colton Hall
So uh, do we have to wait until Gamescom for another cinematic?
Literally no supports have been featured in one
Nolan Long
Me too.
Zachary Brooks
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Grayson Wood
Friendly reminder that our world is worth fighting for.
Adrian Price
>Sym, Zen and Moira could have really potentially cool cinematics >They will give us a 1 hour cinematic thats just Mercy holding M1 and rezzing >Everyone will hail it as a new height of quality for 3d animation
Brandon Walker
They don't need to be removed, they need to be adjusted or reworked to eb actual defense characters instead of simply more DPs.
Lincoln Martinez
Here comes T.Racer!
Nicholas Hill
But you aren't stupid bitch
Connor Mitchell
Lucio leading a revolt against Vishkar would be interesting to watch. Although we’d have to have a Rio de Janeiro map reveal first
Colton Evans
LATE
Eli Thomas
TEASER IN 1 HOUR HYPE
Lucas Bell
Same
Jaxson Baker
If they're gonna continue the trend of old members returning to Overwatch then yeah, Mercy is probably next. Has anyone asked if there are any more coming soon? Does Blizz only release these at cons?
Henry Bennett
Officially Mercy can't rez people in the OW universe.
She's probably an ambulance with on-board doctor if you want to theorize how she actually functions.
Eli Wright
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Jonathan Allen
Would they actually have Mercy do her Rez? I think that they mentioned at some point that Mercy doesn't literally revive the dead. But don't quote me on that, I don't remember if they actually said that or not.
The design behind them is stupid >spam grenade for cheap kills that need no aim >spam harrow and hope for a kill or look at enemies feet every 8 seconds for a sure kill >grapple to high ground where more then half of the cast cannot hit you, ignore your whole team in a team based game, feel free to miss any number of your shoot because there is no penalty for spamming them >freeze people for easy kills, they cannot reliably kill you while you are doing it because you slow their aim too >put autoaiming turret down, spam m1 or get literally in the face of somebody and press m2 >hide somewhere and hope for a cheap kill, or go full cheese because coordination in this game doesn't exist >spread your autoaiming turret everywhere, spam giant balls into a chocke, go next to somebody and fry them because who needs aim
Benjamin Morgan
>Everyone has abilities that they can do out of game >Except mercy who gets a special snowflake ability she would be unable to actually do JEFF
Easton Reed
>>get a degree in fine art >>get a second degree in fine art holy shit you're a retard.
Christian Bennett
my wife.
Zachary Ramirez
Zen's discord and harmony orbs aren't canon either.
Nicholas Reyes
Reaper can't teleport
He just mists along the along the ground so some people THINK he's teleported because they don't think the mist is a person.
Easton Wright
Carry me in games and I'll be your pal.
Gabriel Russell
>spam harrow and hope for a kill or look at enemies feet every 8 seconds for a sure kill
Jason Turner
You can't be so sure, user
Jeremiah Thomas
moira faggot here
MOMMY
Adrian Scott
Remember when reaper was viable
Caleb Edwards
>Moira's shade step is just her throwing sand in people's eyes and then running to the other side of the room
Levi Reyes
Chu confirmed that they are there for gameplay purposes only
Owen Campbell
Gee, dipshit, why do you think I said the need adjusting or reworking? Do you have no comprehension skills at all?
Jeremiah White
>Sand >Not piss
Jeremiah Williams
smelly heads who dont actually play overwatch (you) a good genji never gets caught in all honesty
Leo Cruz
If by adjusting you mean totally change how the characters is played sure. It's basically removing and replacing them with working heroes though.
Jordan Cook
>moira will never drive you for soccer practice. >Moors won't come pick you after practice and ask if I had a good time, she has tasty dinner waiting at home.
Carter Foster
>Moors won't come pick you Thank god
Benjamin Morales
Retarded auto-correct.
Bentley Bell
I kinda wonder how does a handjob from Moira's right hand feel like
Levi Collins
winston and tracer are brothers!
they ride together, they fight together, they rub dicks together and they die together
Christopher Wood
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Grayson Myers
>When you've fallen in love with some stupid lesbian that sees you as a pet
That's rough, buddy
Joshua Nguyen
Whereas Tracer lies somewhere on the blurry line of androgyny, and is therefore still fuckable whether male or female, Moira clearly falls under the category of a man and makes the cock flaccid.
Aaron Evans
Lena is not stupid, she is just silly.
Carter Ramirez
Casual Amélie
James Garcia
>Reaper grenades
Landon Flores
I will never forgive that slant-eyed fucker Chu for creating Emily and destroying the only prospect Winston had for happiness and companionship in his life
Zachary Myers
Not what I was saying, either, all of the things you're whining about can be fixed.
Surely other super intelligent animal outcasts still live
James Allen
What waifus are getting legendaries for Christmas
Grayson Torres
1st + 69 for reaper is a pedophile
Austin Perez
Retarded shipper, Winston’s only love is science.
Charles Edwards
I hope Tracer gets another one.
Justin Thomas
>League skins will be available for all Overwatch heroes, and will be purchasable with Overwatch League tokens, a separate in-game currency that Nanzer said will enable Blizzard to ensure that League-based revenues are properly distributed between the teams. The token system will be used for all OWL-related in-game items, and players who log into the game within a month of the League's launch will be given enough tokens to buy their first skin.
I can't eye roll hard enough
Ian Fisher
Winston is a man, he has needs
Adam Harris
FFA yakuza temple when?
Zachary Harris
Rein and Roadhog
Owen Campbell
The funny thing is, Zarya is a muscle-bound hulk, but still looks female.
Moira simply cannot be considered anything but a man
Zachary Reed
He probably bangs Athena.
Two outcasts of society spending that much time together? Surely love has bloomed.
Jordan Gonzalez
He NEEDS to further his scientific knowledge pleb.
Sebastian Morales
I hope it will be good. Previous Christmas was disappointing.
Mason Gray
Gorilla sex lasts 2 seconds on average. Gorilla penises are only 1-2 inches long
Dominic Robinson
rectum
Josiah Kelly
>She even hassles him on his eating habits
They're a cute couple
Robert Jackson
You're both stupider than dogshit.
But user he experimented on himself specifically to grow his dick so he can rape his lesbian best friend because electrocuting the gay out of her wasn't working all hail simian Pence.
Juan Hall
>almost all of zenyatta's ability's aren't canon >mei's wall and iceblock aren't canon >torb's molten core most likely isn't canon >all of symmetra's abilities are different from her abilities in her comic
Robert Gomez
im excited for OWL
Am I a shill?
Xavier Perry
user are you ok
Aiden Peterson
I know you are joking, but I really can't think of anything cool mercy could do if she got a solo cinematic. Her abilities are all so reliant on helping others.
Christian Martin
And you love a man's ass
Jacob King
>its all optional and has no impact in the game play
people just love to bitch
James Gray
It'll probably focus more on her development of her technology and her work in overwatch, and at some point feature her turning genji into a robodildo
Aiden Carter
I think a cinematic of Mercy attending a scientific conference at Oasis (since she’s already to be shown in the Middle East) and then discovering Moira is there would be interesting
Matthew Adams
Teaser for what?
Logan Jackson
WHERE IS THE FUCKING EVEN PREVIEW BLIZZAAAARD???
Daniel Turner
See
Christian Kelly
>teeth
Dylan Kelly
Diamond on PC here. I got given OW on PS4. What rank should I be? How do they track rank on this? Who fucks PS4 players up?
Jack Roberts
>if woman isn't a titty monster kawaii desUUUUU~ she's a man
It's hilarious how handsome and androgynous women have existed for millennia with little to no problem and then the year 2017 hits and retards like you are screaming about how they're men ebcause they're not your strict personal opinion on what a woman must look like.
Hunter Adams
>excited to see sdb on a non shit team >their game is canceled xd