/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

Already

>already have one of every possible class as Belf
>plus a Belf Demon Hunter
>now going to have one of every possible class as Velf
where did my life go so wrong

Ultra fertile milkies and hips

You have it, right?

It's a very easy tier user, you have no excuse!

Yes and it's beautiful.

Orcs can fuck off to Alternate Draenor.

Until they leave, we'll keep shooing them.

They're like those refugees setting up camp at calais, noone wants them there but little beta fucks are bleeding hearts for them.

Reminder that Baine's the only person in the Horde to put Sylvanas in her place

i like the light and only the light

how much ilvl min? 940?

Please stop posting this

Before dessert.

It's painful when horde characters do the pre-legion quest where you swear fealty to sylvannas and baine just stands there like everything is a-ok.

What the fuck, I was just given a quest to go into ToS and kill Kil'jaeden. How the fuck am I supposed to ever possibly do this? I'll never be able to join a guild that does raiding and I've never even done any legion raids before.

>cylinder genn greymane tied rope game engine
i don't understand

Reminder that the alliance is the SJW faction

The horde has to be the evil one and the catalyst to all bad things because the alliance being bad would trigger the shit out of their retard manchild fanbase

Theres nothing more laughable than an alliance fanboy telling themselves they are the elite that blizzard keeps fucking around with

You live in a safe space

>tfw level 59 and still no idea how to play fury
I've just been spinning since I got whirlwind. shits fun but I have a feeling i'm gonna have to actually learn my class now.

LFR was made for you

you could probably do it at 930

I feel like the writing team is way too seperated. You got Baine doing this in a cutscene and then immediately after he seems fine with it.

>Alliance
>SJW faction

Sure, just look past the part where our admiral ordered Alliance troops to shoot orcs swimming back to shore in Pandaria.

Faggot.

orcs are either exterminated or sent back to one of the draenors,undead are simply exterminated

i just solved 90% of the problems, barring elves

I don't know if I'm cut out to do anything in there either. I've never used LFR before.

I half expect the wow team to be a fucking shambles in every department, desu.
sucks to be you.

yeah, LFR was definitely made for people like you then

stupid sexy cow

no youll be fine, just stick with the group. just queue up. i can't promise you enough how easy it is.

Wow thats so metal, you killed a few soldiers

Meanwhile the horde races commit genocide on a regular basis and use weapons of mass destruction on the regular

The alliance wont though, because you pussies would feel upset and bad about doing actually questionable things

Blizzard doesn't know how to play fury either, so don't worry about it.

>conveniently forgetting the alliance invading the orc homeworld and putting them in internment camps

Doesn't help that executives probably come in and change shit around and force things to be rewrote in a certain way to meet some quota.

Imagine how many problems would've been avoided if they simply killed all the orcs instead

You're right, they should have just genocided them instead of putting them in stupid camps

>Pushing the enemy back to fight on their turf so only their shit gets wrecked

post butt

Daily reminder alliancefags are buttblasted ralph is playing their SJW faction to the point they scream "FAKE NEWS"

tauren paladins get the FUCK in here

>"Gee whiz guys who is Anduin gonna marry"

only hordeniggers care.

Wew thank god the alliance have the moral high ground in this comic...

Anything less would have been complete bullshit, the alliance is ALWAYS the moral and right faction!

AND our safe space!

Why is this thread so /pol/. It's not even funny in an ironic way

The only question is if it going to be Graymane or Wrathion

>"A big, burly, male Tauren as the warchief? We can't have that."
>"From our current projections and complaints from Tumblr, we're in dire need of a FEMALE Horde leader."
>"Look at the Alliance, they don't have one single leader, they have a collection. Which range from female elves, to a female dark iron leader, the elderly draenei Velen and young (And homosexual representation) Anduin!"
>"THE HORDE -MUST- MEET THE QUOTA, I MEAN COME ON."
>"IT'S 2017."
>"So we'll be making SYLVANAS the RIGHTFUL WARCHIEF to empower WOMEN."

>The whole meeting room stands and begins clapping, everyone with thick framed glasses, nose piercings, and blue/red/green hair.

Which race makes the best mages?

should I spend 50k on bracers to get to ilvl 930?

Calia

>"Gee whiz guys who is Anduin gonna marry"

get to your containment board

>night elves
>highborne
>night borne
>blood elves
>void borne
>void elves

is bloodborne the next allied race?

Why do Nightborne females don't get nice new feet models like their male counterparts?

Wrathion with Tess as his breeding hoe so he has a lineage to take over the crown when he dies.

Blood elf

It isn't even close

>Sometimes I just know what do Anduin. Tess is just sooooooo lonely.

You're exploring the ruins of an ancient draenei crypt when you come across this Pandaren frozen in time.

What do you do?

>horde literally exists because of muh oppression muh feelings
>this autismo redditor keeps sperging out about alliance safe space

I laugh every time I see that guy get blown away

They need to stop squishing arcwine with their feet and start using their butt instead

The horde is /pol/

Alliance is tumblr

Alliance gets upset when you point this out

Tell her to change her shit transmog, then turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

why blood elf?

Yesss

shatter her into a million pieces

Attempt to bottle up her time-frozen farts and sell them on the AH.

>tfw tess is a stacy bitch rogue assasin most likely molesting girls with her poisons and having gang bangs with pirates
>tfw anduin is a cuck provider

Stop taking faction baits you retards

>Tfw making people mad by my very existence

>The horde is /pol/
the alliance around here are the ones constantly yelling 'nigger' and 'mud hut' to anyone who posts anything about the horde

I still dont get this.

Anduin is cute!

That's not how this works, there must always be a bait-king

its actually vice versa

What's a good parse? Noob here. Is 75% purple good?

YAAAASS QUEEN SLAY

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needs a haircut

>tfw you will never fuck a val'kyr

Humans.

stay mad bigot, you ll never pollute great blizzard games

>Not knowing if you kill your enemies they win
Alliance are the enlightened Canadians of the Warcraft universe.

>alliance faggots are too dumb to see they are pretending to be edgy in the SJW faction
Not terribly surprising

I think many of them are actually clueless to the whole story and just parroting shit they read here

Thank you for your service.

gnomes

>69k posts on shitty official forums
>hasn't subbed for 5 years
>forums got scrubbed after cata launch
this person is lying or has a problem

Gnomes make the best everything and especially wives.

This has to be fake. No way Blizz would let such behavior regardless of the side you chose to damage their public image as a company.

>Brrrrr, it's cold in here. In the mood for some ice cream?

Just let the blood trolls get their bloodwell and it will be guud

>Horde is /pol/
>Accepting in dark magic users, drug addicts, Violent tendencies and dindus trying to explain it off and accept it.

>Alliance is tumblr
>kicking out said dark magic users, drug addicts, violent animals and dindus, even sticking them in prison camps ala nazi germany

Hmm. Something's not quite right.

lmao, sure thing tranny lover

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Im gonna put a dildo in my ass and bounce on it while im playing the game