League of legends general - /lolg/

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>he doesnt want to kill everyone in every game
>he hasnt lived through enough tanky towers and champions for his entire life

Sure feels great not spending 40 mins per game

Why is /lolg/ full of sluts?

I'm in silver. Who do I play to climb?

t.triggered waifufag

Outside of Meepo/Puck/etc its mostly 15 sec stun and 4 passives.

I want to breed Sejuani poster

40 is overkill, before baron buff was changed when you had waveclear+stall coinflip meta

but ~30 minutes should be good for average game time

that way there is strategy involved and laning phase isnt the most important part of the game, Im a good laner, luckily, but I do miss just working around picks and getting to full build sometimes without every game being decided by minute 10

amumu

Syndra is a strong womyn, she doesn't go looking for white beta virgins like you. She likes power. And the only one to control her lust for power is Tyrone's BBC.

They might be sluts on the internet, but I highly doubt that when it comes to real life they'll actually talk or do anything. This is because they're sub as fuck. They need someone to take charge.

>italians
>white

What if she farted?

>It's a Zoe gets first blood, snowballs and wins the game alone

You're treating the game like it's a competitive one. Soloq isn't. its you and 4 retards with you minimizing their own harm to your team or making them look shiny.

30 min games are fine but when you're getting roflstomped then you get 3 kills when they tower dive under the nexus your team just is like "WE CAN WIN NOW LOLOLOLOLO" and it delves into a 40-50 minute shitfest.

>Shitted

Quick give me a Lux skin concept that preferably shows off her midriff.

Don't ask me why.

Ahh, I didn't know you were a shit*lian, pardons.

Huh, no.

>don't want to play but want my first win bonus
>Play Aram
>Drop Aram mmr
>12 losses
>Shit champions
I just wanted first win of the day it's been 3 hours. I refuse to stop until I get my win playing aram

I want a lux skin where she farts

High skillcap champs?

RIVEN CANNOT BE COUNTERED

How do you like my BLACKED Lux concept art?

if someone links a stream or youtube channel I report them for harassment

Is Klepto GP with a starting item Cull the strongest meme in the game?

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BLACKED lux skin concept
wearing short shorts

this
i have a slut who browses lolg and its cute how flustered he_ gets when i tease about the difference between online lewdposting and being super shy and passive irl

play a bot game

Which one, the drawfag?
Sej is my waifu too but i'm not gay

>straight up inting on rakan
>blowing flash in base, complete troll build
>still get an s because my banner and rot got me a shitload of cs
getting s on a support is a fucking joke desu. you want a free chest? just play literally any champ as a support and farm.

it is more competitive once you climb though, as it should be
On one hand I think ff votes going through when 3 vote yes would be great, but then I remember all the games on smurfs when 2 lanes lost and they tried to ff even though i could easily carry and did, its a weird issue imo

there should be a way to make it so the player with most gold has more impact on the ff vote.

FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
IM GETING A BONER FROM THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
I WANT TO SEE SYNDRA GET BLACKED

Spellthief is just better cull, user

Why do people say orn is best top?

because he is the best top

>Chogath with NuGrasp

>tank that needs items
gee boss i dunno

So i'm gonna play pic related because this general told me it needs some high skill

Any tips?

No the slutty one. Drawfags are pure.

you can't fight the truth user. Just give in

That wasn't even me.
_no_

They are summoning a BLACK satyr. This needs the BLACKED logo

>Melee Phase Rush users are almost universally outperforming their ranged compatriots

What did they mean by this?

CHARGEEEEE

so 3 out of the 8 or so champion shards from levelling up I got the previous two weeks are on rotation
the same thing happened last week, 2-3 of the champions I got in shards were on free week

is this riots jewish tricks? Giving new players shards that will be on free week so draft gets locked away again because you fall below 20?

What's your favorite ward skin?

>inferior human women getting blacked
>all this yordle pussy for me
good

>Zyra Support
>Ruby Sightstone 20% CDR on Sweeper/Frost Queen
>Additional 40% from max stacks of Ingenious hunter

>Sweeper has a 29 second cooldown

This should be outlawed

MY SIDES

Can someone redpill me on bork vayne?

>blind pick
>3 people call mid and instalock tf, zed and ori
>no one dodges

How do people play this shit? I knew this was a bad idea

1% winrate for melees is better than the 0% from ranged champions

Phase rush is utter garbage and won't be played on ranged despite this buff to few match ups

as you wish user

Im a yordle fucker
that deer is very cute though
I used the penguin or poros before this ward came out

No picking useless Zyra of no damage/no escapes should be

Ok I'll sort something out since we're in blacked posting mode. Was just trying to figure out what outfit to draw her in.

>literally nothing but nerfs
looks like i'll continue not logging on to this shitty game

what the fug is this design
that lamp
those clothes

community in charge of ruining champions

It's not about /lolg/, it's about healing.
There's something about healing in video games that makes a person lust for cock.

I have a quote about it from qtpie
>You get your power spike from a single item instead of two (ie sheen) which is a lot better in this meta where games are shorter and decided by the first 12 mins.

Have we read the same notes?

Reminder any woman would rather get porcelained than blacked

>implying actual self-described cucks know women better than me

>Zyra
>No damage

>Lolg is now ironic shitpost, blacked, and waifufag posting

Wow this is worse then any other board
Good things mods suck and are never here

>There's something about healing in video games that makes a person lust for cock.

Yeah it's called being a little bitch in real life to admit you want a dick in your ass so you act like a 25 cent hooker on the internet. Who am I kidding? gaypeople are free whores for everyone

>now
It has been like that since season 1.

Not saying you're wrong but pretty sure most dudes would rather colonize some qt dark pussy than a pasty, white girl gamur.

so does all of lolg want the new Jax skin?

its not THAT bad
would prefer the original outfit with trademark hat
I cant find any better visual update designs, most just completely demolish her face and clothes

>want to fuck nami
>no good nami lewds
life is cruel

>most dudes
Get out of here paco no one wants to fuck monkeys

I wouldn't even use it if it was free. It's that bad.

would have preferred a shen skin

is blacked just a meme r9k calls anyone liking nonwhites or is it that jewish cucking propaganda thing that pol talks about

I'm tired of waifuposting so I'm doing my best to help bring down this board

It's pretty fucking bad.

>when riot just decrees that you lose
>when your team even rerolls TWICE in lobby, rerolling a draven that became a jhin so you had no choice but to be all adc
>when they put Naut and Malp against a team of all 5 adc
>the icing on top, as if that wasn't already a death sentence, BOTH of the top 2 best aram champions are on the other team
lmao alright, let's just lose quick and move on

Look how Riven is staring that BBC

Both

The colors are boring/ugly.

There's a new Jax skin?

bad, I thought lee with his yellow mustard skin was awful too but apparantly it was a success

Who is the most desired female in the world? What colour is she?

Same about males but even worse. I can only think of Idris Elba and Jason Momoa and only because they're perfect in every other way.

Nice effects desu

I want lycisca to do the looloo and veigar visual update

>played heal in an mmo
>was a kindly old man just following the group around doing heal shit
>its easy as fuck and i can afk while doing shit on other monitor
>no degenerate shit

its not a healer thing, its a degenerate thing

here is a nami lewd for you

But you all keep talking about how much you love black cock and wanna give up your women. Seemed like it was catering to the typical lolg poster.

uh... FREE stats?

Asura's wrath Jax

>no one took dark harvest