/ss13g/ - Spessmans on a Spess Station

You literally do not have to. People started posting with your name because you kept using it beyond the post where you asked for feedback on your ban appeal.

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Just stop impersonating me!!

stop namefagging when there's literally 0 reason to be doing so

Just fucking knock it off

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>doesn't even have a response to being told "you have no reason to be namefagging, please take off the name" beyond regurgitating the same shit

lads i dont know what to say, this is the real me and that other imposter isnt even using a secure trip

>false flagging is funny, right?

it's okay lad, we've all been there

Dude just fuck off already. Quit impersonating me

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Okay I got a secure trip because these other retards pretending to be me

Brother! It's been to long!

you still gonna head on over to Raumcon this year? heard Raumfahrer Prime might make an appearance

>lol its so funny to pretend to be other people

we're all Raum here, bruv, no need to be upset

REAL RAUMFAHRERS DONT USE TRIPS WE ONLY USE NAMES

Real raumfahrers post from their iphone

Posted from my iphone

My real name is Jessica, and I'm heavily addicted to cock!

I'm pomf

if you really want to talk to people playing the game/game admins without having people impersonate you, just join the discord - simple as that

I only recognize the janitor, clown, chaplain, assistant, security, captain, and mime as the only entities that exist. Special mentions: cargo bay, bartender, chef, and botany.
Discuss.

>no engineers
enjoy living in the dark

>officer kills the HoS for getting back up from a sleepypen

hilarious

I actually do enjoy it when the power goes out. It feels like I'm having a sleepover in an abandoned warehouse or office building like the good old days.

>tfw this thread right now

Clown it's not even christmas yet

it's spacemas

Is it wrong to use inkei.net and do an affinity test between you and whoever you robust in a dark maint tunnel? Several sec mains confessed before about that being their fetish.

Asking for a friend.

>The pupper discord users haven't all been permabanned
Why are admins so weakwilled?

Posted from my iphone

haven't played in 5-6 months, anything I should know before joining?

read the changelog

If someone answers this can they tell if it's wrong to do it with people who robust you instead
I am also asking for a friend

Achtung!

Ich bin Obergruppenraumfuhrer Sturmblitz und Ich habe das Kommando über diesen Faden übernommen.

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

Fuck the haters, this was the best Deadpool arc ever.

>sec arrests me for fucking off to the roid, but doesn't search me
>eventually the CE gets caught for maint crawling instead of setting up power and outs the cult (I guess because the mechanic had the tome, though I heard sec say they found 2tomes)
>could have probably salvaged this but I wanted to save the webbings I bought for the cargo cult (too bad the fuckers were all super new, except maybe the first miner who I thnk at least knew how to shoot people)
>sweet release as sec instacalls the shuttle and I get to shoot people for 2 minutes or so

it was pretty fucked from our end
the dead officer + the 40 minutes long engineering fuckery + the security officer missing an implant(?) + the cargo crates just lying in the bay painted a bad looking picture when we saw the tomes
was fun fighting in the shuttle though

>Power was set up
>I had no cult shit on me
>dropped into mechanics to print off a hydro tray for the long game
>Arrested,searched and Perma'd

BY ORDER OF HEADMIN
Only Raumfahrer may play on the server now

Posted from my iPhone

>"[Player Name] has arrived on the station"
>And you realize that your day is about to be unavoidably changed
Whats their name spessmen?

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>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>be permabanned
>namefag all day in the thread responding to practically anything you can

Yes it's wrong you fucking deranged losers.

MUH
VALIDS

shut up

Posted from my iphone

ha ha thanks for the help, I'll inform my friend.

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Bring back ice. It was a good mechanic.

no one cares

you cant psyops me i have a loyalty implant

Hot Potato wizard spell when?
>summons a Hot Potato in your hands
>the Hot Potato will explode in rand(30,90) seconds
>touch someone with the Hot Potato to forcibly put it in their hands (no givebacks)
>the Hot Potato cannot be dropped, grants hulk+thermals while held to help you pass it on

wyci

The amount of ahelps this would generate.
Code it

make it so it completely obliterates the skull too so no cloning afterwards.

I can imagine someone being a martyr to take the fun out of the round by isolating themselves after being tagged.

>tfw know a waifu that hates being antag or doing mean things
>tag her
>force her into the hot seat instead of just being a passive bar layabout the whole round.

would the timer reset after each tag?

Posted from my iphone

No, it's hot potato not duck duck goose

then I suggest to make the timer longer to cause more mayhem and cause a complete break down

Posted from my iphone

>Late join as condom
>Get AutoTraitor'd
>OhBoy
>Station is in absolute chaos
>Execute the clown by Firing Squad
>Free the AI with a purge, and give it one law to call the shuttle
>Get bodied by the AI shortly after
>Mfw

You can summon one every 3 mins

Please begin coding this

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What sources of advanced space blankets are there? Just prespawned?

I never converted that one cargo tech
>cargonia will never rise again because none of the experienced players play cargo

>Be vox paramedic
>HOP makes law saying all vox must be in brig or it's human harm
>Get arrested
>Warden starts arming us, doesn't agree with HOP
>We eventually escape only to get caught again, I run and hide in a locker
>Fellow vox are fucking up sec, space a guy
>Suddenly everything is cool again

I was hoping that would keep escalating, so much fun

what's a cool job that lets me work together with other people on autism projects and cool stuff together? autism projects aren't fun if there's no one to share it with.

>the amount of salt from people screaming WTF I WAS THE HOP HE CAN'T GIVE IT TO ME
>punched walls everywhere from potatohulks desperately trying to reach someone else
>silicons losing their fucking mind over the human harm they can't prevent
>wizard successfully antagonizes everyone even if they accidentally self-potato
This is perfect

engineering building space forts outside

I've been playing for 8 years and cargo is literally my favorite job
I still don't know how to do cult When the fuck is that rework happening
Cargo

>Be Medborg
>Rounds starts out with women wanting implants.
>Go and get Grey Slime Extract.
>Did a Cavity surgery.
>Put the slime in.
>Done.
>Rest of the round was pure Chaos.
>Doctors just cloning people and mixing the bodies together, forgetting who's stuff was whom.
>Not having hands was fucking misery when the doctors just stood there and daydreamed mid-surgery.
>Laws suddenly disappear.
>Finally I can let out some steam on these Doctors.
>A.I tell me to not kill people.
>Fuck. Oh well, I guess I really didn't want to kill people.
>Mime runs by and emags me.
>"Have fun."

OH, MIME YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.

I was the atmos tech, thanks for not killing me, I had my hands full

i want to fucking die

What's stopping you?

Law 3

;beepeth boopeth oh crewwww my software is faulty my cameras are stuck in place. initiating reboot *alt+f4*

>Load in, xenobio not open so choose scientist and run down there anyway
>Enjoying muh slimes
>Suddenly someone joins as xenobio
>Jolly cooperation.jpg
>Big suprise, nobody is doing research
>Open up wiki, start trying to dick around with it
>EVERYONE WANTS EVERYTHING
>Ok, finally semi caught up, time to make the chem dispenser
>Mistakenly click the first board that says chem
>Security stops me mid-build to ask for weapons for some reason
>Finish building with everyone watching, lol it's a chemmaster
>Doesn't matter because someone blows up robotics anyway
>Shuttle explosion habbens

6/10 round

if you don't kill yourself, I'm going to shoot up the station. does that actually work in game?

You can just tell the AI to kill itself and if they aren't a rule lawyering wiki baby they'll do it.

>I still don't know how to do cult

ask for book and talisman
apply talisman to face of someone without a squid or implant (can be replaced or combined with other rape tactics)
write join blood self on ground
pull their body over it and click the rune
ask if they know what to do witha book
if Y see blood hell, activate, use tome on new tome
if N just tell em to stand by and pay attention to cult messages in case we need to free somone

repeat

>I still don't know how to do cult
Would you like to learn

any white medkit blanket + cheap bear pelt (5 available in the hat vendor contraband)

What AI actually go along with antag gimmicks?

I'll autistically follow the letter of my laws which includes both fucking and enabling antags
t. brings vampires vox to keep humans safe

2/3 crew members are catbeasts
>somehow achieve harmony
>bring catbeasts to central command alive and well
friendly reminder this happened on Veeky Forumsstation today

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=4065
GET IN HERE

Good memes, they just realised he isnt on the manifest

>reddit war

i hope they both die and refugees then overpopulate Paradise so paradmins will have a good time