Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Todd
Oh, Todd just flew into this town
And he's sellin' up all the Fallout's mods
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He just charges, remakes, sellin' that game
Lying Todd's got a long but boring game
He starts sellin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your dames
'Cause Todd don't care who's mods he shops
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He just charges, remakes, sellin' that game
Ever since Todd flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just sellin' and remakin' for miles around
Shitty mods, good mods, old mods and all
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He just charges, remakes, sellin' that game
Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Sells from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Greed's gonna be the death of ole Todd, yeah
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He just charges, remakes, sellin' that game
The police put Todd in jail
Yes, he finally met his faith
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him sellin' up a mod to his cell mate
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He's sellin' and chargin' and profittin'
He just charges, remakes, sellin' that game
That Butcher Todd is a crazy man
Tries to sell down the wind and the rain
Just sells on anything he can get
Say, buy my game all over, you ain't played nothing yet