/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #190

Are you going to be around for much longer? I'm starting on a poem right now.

Ahaha... I can't believe I messed that up...

I Thought that said "breast" at first glance. I'm not sure what I would've done, were that the case.

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I interacted with people today, Sayori!
They were even nice!
Are you proud of me?

>Yuri in C tier

Ya did good!
How'd you do it?

I am user!

>Yuri is C-tier
I need to speak with your manager.

The awkward balance between Act 1 and Act 2 does a lot of damage to the character, but once she becomes either Lamia Yuri or Todd Howard Yuri she's a force to be reckoned with.

Buffsuki and Spoon Yuri should be S-tier

I usually go within the hour, but I'll be hanging around for a bit~
Don't rush yourself!

I had a feeling something like that would happen. I was half tempted to do it too.

Natsuki lovers assemble!

I just got a horrible thought.

What if we made Kemono Doki's?

>dies from stabbing herself in the chest 3/4 times
>Somehow not C tier

So did anyone lose any pens today?

pastebin.com/DwVMr9W9
Its been a day since I posted an update and I'm laying down to sleep so here's another small update on the Yuri /ss/ fic.
Sorry there isnt more. I know what I want to happen but for some reason transitioning there from what happened last time has been harder on me. Maybe I'm hitting a block? Maybe sleeping on it will help.

I love her too.

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so, this?

That's not horrible, user. That sounds amazing. I think I need to rewatch Kemono Friends if I'm going to write a fic.

>Yuri creates a combat exoskeleton made entirely out of your pens

>monika, sayori, yuri, and sayori in c tier
>noya below misumi
>monikanon and erika rated so low
>engineer rated so high
>wholesome squad deserving anything above c tier
>fatsuki not at the bottom

Just terrible.

oi there is a colored version m8

You may as well at some point. It's as much something to write about as anything else. Would make for an interesting change of pace. I just worry about the ratio of those taking it seriously to joke posts.

>Shitty dbs memes is the best amerifat hours can produce

/ddlc/, what did you do today to become a better person for your doki?

Actually I was thinking of the other way around, with the Friends taking roles in a Doki-like setting.

/ddlc/ actual official tier list
>S tier
Ultra Instinct Sayori, Futa Horsecock Yuri
>A+ tier
Mindflayer Monika, Mini GTSayori, Buffsuki
>A tier
Lamia Yuri, Todd Howard Yuri, Arachne Sayori
>B+ tier
Sheepyori, Fatsuki, Officer Sayori, Spoon Yuri
>B tier
Natsuki Blanca, El Grande Danlet, Natsuki's Dad, Monikanon, Shoggoth Monika, Just Monika
>C tier
Monika, Joshua Graham, Yuri, Erika, tf2 engineer
>D tier
Noya, Sayori, Natsuki
>E tier
Misumi, Danlet, The Wholesome Squad
>F tier
Keychains, Traptsuki, MC-kun

I found out that doing all my calculus on yellow legal pads makes it fun for some reason. I guess I enhanced my studying/work ethic?

Danlet is below F tier.

>wholesome squad that high and fatsuki that low
revise everything and remove the word "official" thanks

How can keychains have a tier if they're an unreleased DLC character?

Ignoring the fact that the "base" Dokis are in C tier, Sheepyori should be at least higher or same as Todd Howard Yuri, Natsuki's Dad should be lower, get tf2 Engineer out of here, and who/what is Joshua Graham?

where does actual Mini GTSayori rank

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Danlet hard counters Vanilla Dokis and can restrict Keychains, he's niche but he has meta uses.

Just Monika is such a Monika clone

What the fuck is going on this thread.

Everyone would just freak out about it.
I usually try to avoid words like that because it just cause a lot of joke and I like to challenge the one Natsuki poster (you know the one), but I haven't seen him post anything since around #140, so I don't know.
I might as well eventually though, yeah, you're right.

Moved downed a tier.

much better

>Sayori and Natsuki in D tier
>Yuri in C tier not D tier
shit taste

Yuri gets bodied by Monika and hurts herself more than the foes.If you want a strong physical threat, Spoon Yuri matches her in every important aspect, and lacks the self harm debuff.

I feel like Sayori would be mega cute hanging out with Serval, Yuri would probably love the Japari Library, Natsuki would like the Japari Cafe and Monika would most likely enjoy the inn. The one where Grey Wolf and Giraffe are. I really should rewatch it.

Both of these lists have way too many problems to even list.

>Tfw your waifu will never steal objects from you day by day to slowly create a an exosuit that is entirely powered by anything and everything you own and fights for your love against those who would seek to steal you away..

Why live?

To the two of you who made these tier lists, and probably to any future makers, if serious, you should stop. How many of these AU Dokis/memes even have fics about them at this point in time?

I only finished DDLC recently, but she is my favorite. I knew I would like her from the start.

Honestly good tier list but Wholesome Squad has a hell of a numbers game so I can't see them dropping like that
Spoon Yuri could be a little better than that too

desu is objectively correct in every way

monika's pee
a robust taste
such an erotic flavor and aroma
*sip*

OFFICIAL /ddlc/ tier list

>F-tier
Danlet

>Having anything to do with taste.
user I love Sayori but she gets hard countered by anyone running rope thanks to her permanent depression debuff. And Natsuki faints after spending too much stamina, what the hell?

Greetings, everyone.
I was in the local area, and decided to stop by to claim some top tier Waifus.
Come on now user, hand 'em over.

What do you mean? Nothing odd is going on here. Here, have a yuri.

I think I missed them. I came in shortly before /ddlc/ sings.
Story? Is it even worth it?

Y E P
death to danlet

I'M NOT BUYING YOUR POEM, YURI

What race would Yuri pick in Skyrim?

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her farts too are beautiful, like that of an aspiring musician

Yuri has the self-harm and obsessive debuffs, so by default that drops her down a tier
And Megumin has that same debuff but somehow makes it into S-tier for Konosubafags

>Wholesome Squad
>relevant
Their shitposting deflection ability doesn't even work properly, and in fact does the opposite of what its meant to do and causes extra shitpost damage to self. The only thing keeping them from F tier are their numbers.

Here, you can have this one, if you can carry it

I'd say same, but I'm the kind of person that can only really rewatch a series after I've forgotten a lot of details about the show, which takes a while due to the near-autistic amounts of knowledge I inscribe in my brain about pointless data in these shows.

>my normalfag friends are now texting me about their normalfag siblings playing this game
Where did it all go so wrong?

Megumin has the same debuff as Natsuki*

Will you at least buy some doki doki creation club credits?

Every single one of his poems or whatever you may want to call them was just about violating Natsuki's ass. It was pretty amusing and impressive how he managed to do it every single time and turn the word into that. I always looked forward to seeing how he would manage it.

It worked the first time. That's why richard made the image and everything. Ever since then it's been hit and miss and frequently miss feels fucking bad man

If they aren't turned off by the characters being anime girls, they aren't true normalfags.

It's better than the other one but still incorrect.

I stand corrected. This is actually a good tier list. In all seriousness though, anybody particularly interested in Dan's 'Project Libitina'? Has there been any news on that yet?

Dan needs to hire an actual writer. Without the whole "omg anime girl gaining sentience" twist it's going to just be poorly written SCP.

Oh boy, our favorite time of day has finally come with Monika! It's time for chartposting with Monika! For what feelings can't show, data can! With Monika!!!

All the girls in Konosuba are pretty much hopeless. I could see why Megumin is up there.

The only tier list that will ever be official.

High damage keeps Yuri in C-tier, even if Spoon Yuri is objectively better.

You forgot to put Amy in B tier, and HarMonika in B+ tier.

Oh, I wish I could have seen that. Sounds great.

Im curious but not geting my hopes up

where's mommy monika

Khajiit
She would join the dark brotherhood for those gauntlets that double backstab damage and max out the sneak skilltree so she could knife everything to death.

>Fatsuki in D-tier
>Not knowing how to deal with her super armor on grabs
>Erika and Joshua Graham in C-tier
>Not knowing how to use keep away characters
>EGD in B-Tier
>With his Azazel hitbox and low reach
>Engineer not E-tier because of his reliance on turret set ups to control the field
>Mindflayer Monika S-tier
>Crutch character with control reversals in high tier play
Apply yourself

Yeah, I feel like the only way DDLC won't overshadow his 'real' project is if he goes full anime with all the characters, but that would probably absolutely ruin his original vision for whatever it's going to be.

Scientists have yet to synthesize a symbol that can fully express her limitless power

what up senpai

Natsuki's Papa working so hard at the coal mine just to make ends meet!
If only his wife hadn't taken everything in the divorce!
At least Papa got to keep Natsuki, thank God!
Working 12 hour days for Natsuki 7 days a week!
Natsuki's hungry!
Papa hasn't had time to visit the grocery store in a month!
Natsuki complaining that she doesn't want white bread and mustard again!
Papa holding back tears at the dinner table!
Papa promises to do better for Natsuki!
Flour on sale at the grocery store!
Papa doesn't know how to bake, but Natsuki does!
Bringing flour home for Natsuki!
Hoping she'll bake something and be happy!
Surprising Natsuki with a bag of flour!
Natsuki berates Papa for being too dumb to get any baking powder or milk!
Natsuki can't bake anything!
Papa will do better next time!
Papa and Natsuki!

Ironic weebs are widespread amongst normalfags. You can't discount that.

I want to bully sayori´s womb with my semen