/vsg/ - /v/scape general

>no hero at hero's guild
hmmmmmm

guys where's /osg/...

nest

are there laptops i can give data to play vscape at work without wifi? i heard people play osrs on tablets but idk how well that would work

oitsgone

balloonp

is kingdom working as intended?

not yet

mfw someone saves my image from last thread

and no not yet :^^^(

flax wise at least

otherwise yes

Have you gotten it yet?
Old and decrepit
Changed the keys into my own
I can feel myself falling
Have you got it yet?
Yes, I eat bread

you could try tethering your phone

you could try feathering your tone

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It's too late, it's never late enough, it's much begone, far too far gone
Wordsmith
Eat the bread
Coded words and fountains of Lilium, caplets filled with Lithium
Percocets and carcinogens
Lilypads on the pad of the hopping frogs
Raining clouds from the heavens

Stick to being bald this is absolutely dreadful

how stoned was saxi when he did this dislogue?

DIS FISH MAKE GUD TROPHY. NO ONE SEEN BEFOER

The point of Ecclesiastes is that we all die. Whether we're rich or poor, dumb or smart, elite or pleb, man or woman, laborer or owner, master or servant, we all go to the grave and all we do will be pointless. Man in his ego will try to make meaning of his life and do the best he can to build monuments or moments to find meaning in his life but death will render all that for naught. All of Ecclesiastes can be summed up in one verse.

Revealing old and decrepitness
Weakened of age and feeble mindedness
Book of Dreams and simple temptresses
Full of blemishes, reddishness
He conceived of unicorns and rainbow eagles
A time to live and a time to die

baldbeast go away

Have you got it yet? I can feel myself falling into the heavens
Welcome to the ground below, Welcome to your old sorrow
Meeting with an old friend, the ground below bends
And twists, do the twist you half-dead twit
I thought I was a poet, but I'm just an ordinary man
With screams of joy and fountains of issues
A waterfall within the garden, and Colosseums full of hardships

Be more like Henry Ford
Be more like who? Henry Ford
Be more like... Be more like Henry Ford
Who am I supposed to be more like?
Henry Ford
Oh look, you can wear a hat
You'll never know the feeling

But you'll never know the feeling
Feeling of the coldness of space
But it's warm at the same time
Warm like a fucking womb
And the Earth's planetary air is hurting the breathing process
And the cold oxygen hurts your lungs
If's a volatile environment to be birthed

Apples and Oranges
This is the age of the eternal vagina.
This is what happens when a gender starts holding all the cards.
Just focus on improving yourself and not getting cucked
Women are as confused by the current relationship model as anyone else, but it ultimately benefits them more.
"I want us to fuck for a while. We shouldn't get attached, because I want to try other men in the future."
Will life ever be more than reproduction?
No, replicators only exist to replicate.

1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 1:2 And the earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. 1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. 1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.

1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. 1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. 1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.

1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good. 1:11 And God said, Let the earth put forth grass, herbs yielding seed, and fruit-trees bearing fruit after their kind, wherein is the seed thereof, upon the earth: and it was so. 1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, herbs yielding seed after their kind, and trees bearing fruit, wherein is the seed thereof, after their kind: and God saw that it was good. 1:13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.

1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years: 1:15 and let them be for lights in the firmament of heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. 1:16 And God made the two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also. 1:17 And God set them in the firmament of heaven to give light upon the earth, 1:18 and to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good. 1:19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.

1:20 And God said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 1:21 And God created the great sea-monsters, and every living creature that moveth, wherewith the waters swarmed, after their kind, and every winged bird after its kind: and God saw that it was good. 1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth. 1:23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.

1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth living creatures after their kind, cattle, and creeping things, and beasts of the earth after their kind: and it was so. 1:25 And God made the beasts of the earth after their kind, and the cattle after their kind, and everything that creepeth upon the ground after its kind: and God saw that it was good. 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the heavens, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 1:27 And God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 1:28 And God blessed them: and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the heavens, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb yielding seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food: 1:30 and to every beast of the earth, and to every bird of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for food: and it was so. 1:31 And God saw everything that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day.

2:1 And the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2:2 And on the seventh day God finished his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made. 2:3 And God blessed the seventh day, and hallowed it; because that in it he rested from all his work which God had created and made.

pls shhhhhhhhhh

2:4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Jehovah God made earth and heaven. 2:5 And no plant of the field was yet in the earth, and no herb of the field had yet sprung up; for Jehovah God had not caused it to rain upon the earth: and there was not a man to till the ground; 2:6 but there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. 2:7 And Jehovah God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. 2:8 And Jehovah God planted a garden eastward, in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed. 2:9 And out of the ground made Jehovah God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. 2:10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became four heads. 2:11 The name of the first is Pishon: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold; 2:12 and the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone. 2:13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Cush. 2:14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth in front of Assyria. And the fourth river is the Euphrates. 2:15 And Jehovah God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. 2:16 And Jehovah God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 2:17 but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

>thread turns cancerous almost immediately
is this a new record?

2:18 And Jehovah God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him. 2:19 And out of the ground Jehovah God formed every beast of the field, and every bird of the heavens; and brought them unto the man to see what he would call them: and whatsoever the man called every living creature, that was the name thereof. 2:20 And the man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the heavens, and to every beast of the field; but for man there was not found a help meet for him. 2:21 And Jehovah God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof: 2:22 and the rib, which Jehovah God had taken from the man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. 2:23 And the man said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 2:24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh. 2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

I love you hype

Can we please let this thread die asap, thank you

>I will make him a help meet for him
This too is dreadful english, please baldbeast don't do this to us

ani go to bed

the osrs wiki says secondary resources are rolled off of how much main stuff you have
if you want halves or gems don't collect every day like a retard

>go play your lyre or some shit.

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>thread got cleaned
mods = gods

youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

barf

nhack

bump the thread you fucks

no

fuck you

hey i just woke up goober

phallus

hehe

phallus dei

It's a mustache not a sad face.

TREEBEARD

dick

What are you grinding today, /vsg/?

construction materials

SOON

crafting so I can finish Lost City

Finishing slayer before they send me off to a second month of grinding in the pess gulag

agility

my finals

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ive defaulted to logging in only to fish, vscape has become a cookie clicker background chat with my close fri[ends] in yell

that's how I've always played desu

try doing something click intensive or dangerous faggot

like be starlight in yell?

hi raltz

hi! i made this strawpoll for /osg/ but it can apply to you too
strawpoll.me/14564629

Finally, throne of miscellania...

wew

this is impossible autism

200m xp vscape = 90m xp osrs. 450m vscape = 200m osrs. thats one thing about some osrs players, they go deep in the sweat zones

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except it's way easier to get 200m osrs xp retard...

whats the grind like tonight /v/scaplers ~

not fun
this is for a college course btw

F U C C

ironman mode amirite

>ironman btw
>stopped playing
sounds about right

christmas event soon? what will the rewards be?

selling santa 60m pm your local oldfag

>Guy in my stats class with a 93 smokes grass every day

Does smoking weed make you intelligent?

>he couldve had 100 if he didnt smoke grass
7% is all it takes

not really considering in most college courses there's no gpa difference between a 93 and a 100

do you smoke devins lettuce?

page 10

Proof of 3a platebody

>tfw no 3a gf

>bankstanding without full pray or Veeky Forums
>this is who got the 3a plate

gz in what skill?

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dont die fuckhead

please die desu

Old meme.