/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Locke did nothing wrong edition

Previous Scarface heist stealth under 13 minutes:

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group still not ded
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>monthly meme
youtube.com/watch?v=ndEaBBKDgB8
youtube.com/watch?v=DiXo_ifSvt0

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=tfZfOP1mqUc
youtube.com/watch?v=46wueIt9SFY
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16799#images
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>didn't even link to the previous thread

First for shitters all of you

3rd for Connor shaw memes

>mfw meeting clan peoples in normal heists on crime.net

what could go wrong ?

>[ITA]
ABORT! ABORT!

For long night of horrors, does the first keycard I get for entering the prison count towards the 15 I need for the achievement?

ive been a bad boy this year

No, you won't be able to get the easy way out on this one.

What are you talking about, every keycard from the wheels count.

Nah, they don't, but it's fine. Just get like 2 or 3 times the number of keycards you need just to be safe! Also, do it on One Down.

>The Hot Miami skin for the LBV isn't black with a pink tree on the chest area

What a shame

>yfw sydney or Hila will never sing you the flames of love

why even live ?

why would you want to wear something that looks like a mod made by a 12 year old

owo

because there is zero other quality choice right now. Everything is trash.

The only good sydney is a dead sydney

>the only good sydney is a lewd sydney

ftfy

Dead sydney lewds when

Haven't played since Biker packs and looking to run a new infamy, out of the non-infinite heists are Hoxout and Aftershock still the best heists in regards to effort and reward?

After doggo Sydney

soon(tm)

ded

Sup, lads?

I’ve played Payday: The Heist years ago, but never PD2, despite having it on Steam.

Is it your game worth starting in 2017?

Is it playable like Dota or is it filled with micro transactions/DLC and unplayable without paying money like Hearthstone?

They changed to have all DLC in a single bundle now, so DLC isn't much of a problem and sometimes we get codes dropped here, also the game is largely diferent from the heist, and there's a buttload of content and stuff for you to leanr, as long you don't joing high dificulty lobbys you should be fine for the beggining

>unplayable without paying money like Hearthstone?

Not really. You'll miss a bit of variety in masks and weapons but you have already enough to be good on the hardest difficulties. Peoples can host dlc heists so you don't have too, the only hard thing to swallow is the lack of free grenade launcher but even then, you can still find smart ways to compensate for this and still be the hot stuff of the game.

So, I have the game and the Wolf Pack thing.

It says £12.80 to complete everything except some h3h3 meme, which makes me think they’ll keep shitting out new DLC in the future.

Feels cheap, not gonna lie, like an iOS mobile game....

>sometimes we get codes dropped here
What does this mean, steam codes?

You'll miss out on the p2w weapons like the custom shotgun ammo, crossbows, and fire nade launchers but there are free weapons and base game weapons that are still good enough for the harder difficulties.

>It says £12.80 to complete everything except some h3h3 meme, which makes me think they’ll keep shitting out new DLC in the future.
h3h3 is supposedly an exception and the game is in its dying throes because Starbreeze is spending all their effort on VR shit, a PD3 that'll come in several years, and the dead game RAID:WW. Content updates are now spaced out in half years.

If you REALLY want to play, just do the tutorial and familiarise yourself with the game a bit before deciding to give Starbreeze your shekels.

how dead is raid after the sale?

>having the china puff

you're gucci. Just keep getting levels and xp so you can get more skills and useful perk decks. Other than that, you're fine.

like it was before the sale, just check the steamcharts

Since they announced they would add the kark98 from PUBG, everybody is yelling and tits

>youtube.com/watch?v=tfZfOP1mqUc

would u ?

Thanks for the reply.

I think I’ll just play PD:TH until my honeymooon desire passes, a couple of heists.

I don’t like getting invested into the p2w bullshit.

>p2w bullshit

how cute

YEAH

Daily reminder to whack Beard and let the janitors escape the map safely on the second day of the hotline miami heist

>family guy
>tumblr

just KYS

more baseball bats when ?

...

is there any chance i can suck your cock?

I would rather have the face. Bring it.

bbk plz

Trashly lewd codes when

ya got any of them jacket codes?

What did (you) mean by this?

what are the best perk decks

Burglar.
Tag Team.
Crew Chief.

what about biker or anarchist for tanking

>sydney mega masks codes

you're doing god's work, Ash

>level 64
>OD mask

gee i wonder

Got JVHPJ-E5HWG-0FNK2, thank you so much Ashley.

Cook off

>see a decent player that doesn't look like a fag
>he has all achievements unlocked at the same time

there are things too good to be true sometimes.

>dvidj
>t6cpr
Thanks pham.

got the first raid code
thanks slut

>dallas bills on the counterfeit plates

Overkill pls

whose a bigger memer dallas or houston

it's murky station i shit you not, just memorize all the equipment spawns and you can complete it in 2-5 minutes

EY

dallas

the medic bag meme is a staple of the payday series

Houston aka the reddit heister.

Enjoy.

>Dallas was a previous US president who is now dead

DEEPEST LORE

>Dallas is a fucking ghost

D E E P

L O R E

>when pdg is so ded you can get all codes even after 3 hours

>Jacket and Scarface are basically ghosts,
>Jimmy could die at any moments due to how it went in the movie,
>Sokol will probably quit the payday gang to continue his hockey career,
>Rust will surely do the same and ride into the sunset now that biker heist is over,

The safehouse will surely feel a lot more empty by the time payday 3 begins.

>implying that donacdum isn't the staple of the payday series

WHITE WANKAS

donacdum wasnt even in pdth like the AAAAAAUUUGHH I NEED A MEDIC BAAAG was

also, donacdum is reddit tier garbage memery

Are there better weapons I can give the bots besides LMGs?

I hear some people saying tat low damage shotguns are good to, but i dunno shit about bot weapons after the reinfied bug

Thanatos for big lad stomps

>Have every achievement and am 25-100
>Entirely legit, except for two achievements I got by complete accident by joining a lobby with someone cheating
>Probably on way too many auto-kick lists because of it

Dead

75th for your favorite mask codes needed:

Fedora mask: 3072K-P7A24-A557Q
Simon mask: 026D5-Z98C8-ZYV7E
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virus don't use

Gayday 2 mod replacing the title in-game when ?

youtube.com/watch?v=46wueIt9SFY

FUCKING DRILLS HOW DO THEY WORK

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16799#images

is Alesso finally good now ?

>not midna

What's even the point?

Make it urself.

>midna

looks like somebody downloaded a specific art gallery mod lately

I'll make you ___ bub

what did he meme by this

>not downloading superior reskin mod

Cum, obviously.

HOLY FUCK I HATE CONSOLE SHITTERS WHERE IS THERE ALWAYS SOME CTV FAGGOT WITH THE MINIGUN AND RPG

Reminder that console is the superior heisting platform
>no text chat
>barely anyone uses a mic
>no fags spamming basic voices
>no pocoshitters
>no od only elitists
>no ngbto auto kickers
Why aren't (you) playing on console?

>no mods

Yeah I'm good

Also

>no updates

>mfw all my most memorable shitters were using the maniac perk deck

seems the stoic meta didn't touch their soul yet.

>Hordes of level 60 CTV shitters in every game, often hosting deathwishes or one downs
>90% of the player base is children who can't pay attention to the simplest objectives
I can't wait to get a new PC and get back from hell
I can't be mad at shitters using team perk decks, at least they are trying to help. The worst shitters are always
>Bodhi
>CTV
>Minigun
>RPG/Chimano
>Generic shit melee (Strangely enough it's usually the swagger stick)
>4 FAKS/ECMs/Sentries
>Biker or Ex-Pres for the perk deck
>mynamajeff703 is joining the game!

>tfw 1700 hours XXV-100 CAR-4 DMR Arbiter Buzzer Anarchist with Jokers and still going down multiple times in DW
how do I stop being such shit lads

Acquire shotguns
Acquire shotgun skills
Near effortlessly mow down everything before they mow down you

>the worst shitters are always bodhi

i confirm this shit, it's just surreal about how fucked up it is.

>Never touch Mayhem
>Make new build just for Mayhem
>Worked on the first try on Memeout
I hate Mayhem

>tfw anyone plays on unfun Mayhem

>tfw Mayhem exists

>tfw anyone touch OD to look cool and edgy