/srg/ - Speedrunning General

who is we?

Good thread.

>posts video that proves Odyssey has shallow movement compared to SM64
Why didn't you finish your sentence?

0-14 - low
15-29 - lower mid
30 - 44 - upper mid
45-59 - high

midx52

0-2 - low
3-10 - lower mid
11-34 - upper mid
35-59 - high

>thanks for the late response
>who are you quoting
>why didnt you sage
>who is we
Why won't this guy quit

cronikeys? more like trannykeys

He is the obsessed freak...

imagine promising a 49 by 2018 and then grinding 70 star for 18 hours a day for over three years and peaking at a mid 52
you would never be able to live down the exposure
your name would forever be midx52

imagine actually caring about speedruns

>he cares enough about speedruns to cry like a baby about them on their anime imageboard general
lmao

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>discuss:
>toastrider
>squid
>uyama
>trannies
>birds
>low vs mid
You forgot monkeys and SM64.

This whole post is gibberish. Literally nothing stated here happened.

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Imagine denying the existence of focused, efficient practice and thinking grinding runs like a stupid monkey is practicing.

*bonobo howls*

What are you talking about? Why are you always crying about some made up issue?

>a retarded obsessed moron thinks he understands what runners go through to obtain their skill level
keep the laughs coming

Why? No one does this, so it’s pointless.

>grindxcucklet thinks he has any skill whatsoever
lmfao the delusion is real

Literally what are you talking about? What kind of insult is that? What does it even mean?

>marxistxmonkey has 0 reading comprehension
*bird laughs*

t. meme game runners whose games are so piss easy they can just spam runs until they get the record

What kind of clique language are you talking in? Make sense you faggot. If you can't argue, just admit defeat, don't dribble all over your keyboard.

*banshee screeches*

Literal erping. I knew /srg/ was known for being full of faggots, but this is really bad.

/srg/ is the home of 13 year olds who don't know what they are talking about and cannot argue for shit.

*bonobo howls*

A perfect example.

*rhesus chitters*

Stop filling up the thread with this clique bullshit.

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*polices the thread*

>gotem

literally no one talks about anything in this fucking general, the only games anyone talks about are sm64 and maybe odyssey if you're lucky. Other than that, it's just a bunch of fags b8ing and bantering.

Is Omnigamer getting nervous yet?

>the only games anyone talks about are sm64
Because it is objectively the best speedgame and meme game runners utterly and laughably fail every time they pick it up.

prime example being grindxm0nkey lmao

*promises to get a 49 by 2018*
*grinds 70 star 18 hours a day for over three years*
*peaks at a mid 52*
*flees to an irrelevant no competition monkey memegame to (unsuccessfully) avoid the exposure*
*vigilantly watches the thread and polices any mention of said exposure*
*bird laughs*
*banshee screeches*
*bonobo howls*

obsessed freak and his "SM64 is the only good game" autism drives away any good discussion

lmfao

>implying you can have good discussion about memegames
lmao

ok freak

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shoutouts to simpleflips

> play 14 hours every single day
> don't beat sig in 120

ok, maybe it is the best speedgame, but this is SPEEDRUNNING GENERAL, not SM64 general.

Why the FUCK are you still replying to him? How is that enough for you to be forced to reply? Do you have a reptilian brain???

What makes a game a memegame?

How do people have fun doing this.

Have you ever tried it?

Then talk about another game you whiny cunt.

name literally one bad thing about pydoyks/shaeden/nedeahs

Have you submitted to the /srg/ Christmathon yet /srg/?

There's nothing bad about him except that his approach to speedrunning brings out all the crybabies like Goose who don't know how to shut the the fuck up.

Why do so many people fall for the trap of doing things to express spite and not out of genuine enjoyment?

the hwat

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SIG-...

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BASED squid not giving a shit about the obsessed freak

wait a minute.... haha i get it... nice

>tfw squid really is the obsessed freak

>squid starts streaming
>obsessed freak posting stops
Surely this is a coincidence...

youtube.com/watch?v=crGhiFZO2zU&t=130
Old and obscure highlight, still as funny as ever.

Squid is the obsessed freak, the monkeyposter, and the obsessed freak-obsessed freak.

0-14 - low
15-29 - lower mid
30 - 44 - upper mid
45-59 - high

midx52

>>obsessed freak posting stops
let's test that
sm64

i hate when crackers try to say n*gga

midx52

Omnigamer's little charade was exposed for what it really is the moment Exo admitted to splicing. It's sickening to see SDA, an organization that has always been rotten to its core (how else could it have produced an offshoot as vile as GDQ LLC?), trying to deflect all criticism by calumniating the brave men who built this community.

twitch tv/karljobst

>That bio
Jesus christ, this guy is a sentient fedora

why didn't you sage?

Goose is literally not wrong about what he says about documenting runs, if you're good at a popular game and don't keep some sort of video documentation of it then you're a selfish cunt

the freak cannot recover from this lmao

>the freak cannot recover from grindxcucklet behaving exactly as he's portrayed, further fueling the endless exposure
lmao

if you say so, freak lmao

word

*bonobo howls*

thanks for the late response!

ahahaha holy SHIT what a grindamoeba

thanks for the late response!

see

what exposure? he clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, the only "exposure" that really applies now is the attention kind

Todd's run is clearly fake, though.

How is it clearly fake if there's no video? Checkmate atheist.

>he clearly doesn't give a shit anymore
>anymore
>the freak thinks he ever had an impact

>the only "exposure" that really applies now is the attention kind
what did he mean by this

>Goose is literally not wrong about what he says about documenting runs
If he wants to document runs, why doesn't he do it himself?
>single player hobby
>selfish
Well, yeah.

he does, that's what his youtube channel is about. he realized it's more profitable to talk about successful, talented runners than it is to upload his own speedruns t b h.