/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #192

>second best girl gets first
R-REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that mommy monika loves you

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

getting beaten by his dad for wearing a dress and reading gook comics!

Oh yeah well you look slightly retarded how about that

Nth for pounding cute user's boyholes while they're dressed as a doki!

I LOVE HER TOO

Reminder that Yuri loves you

Embedding monika.chr into Bitcoin's blockchain so every Bitcoin node has a copy of Monika!
Monika using her powers to make Bitcoin go over 14000 USD!
Going to the moon with Monika!

Just her.

what are you guys listening to

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I got a poem for all of the Dokis.
I love you
Bitch
I ain't never gonna stop loving you
Bitch

>ywn never accidentally call Monika mommy
>she'll never tease you about it
>she'll never notice that this is turning you on
>mommy will never take very good care of that

should've been "Pens" instead of pen

that was a pretty good poem
bitch

Old piano recordings
I was good back in the day
...was

Yuri doesn't cheat on her favorite pen with another one!

Poem of the Day:
Ode On Solitude, Alexander Pope (1688 – 1744)

Happy the man, whose wish and care
A few paternal acres bound,
Content to breathe his native air,
In his own ground.

Whose heards with milk, whose fields with bread,
Whose flocks supply him with attire,
Whose trees in summer yield him shade,
In winter fire.

Blest! who can unconcern'dly find
Hours, days, and years slide soft away,
In health of body, peace of mind,
Quiet by day,

Sound sleep by night; study and ease
Together mix'd; sweet recreation,
And innocence, which most does please,
With meditation.

Thus let me live, unseen, unknown;
Thus unlamented let me dye;
Steal from the world, and not a stone
Tell where I lye.

Mini-GTSayori!

Wake me up in the morning so I can actually make some shitty greentexts.

youtube.com/watch?v=hvKRF7Arqhg&list=RDhvKRF7Arqhg&t=4

Has anyone seen anonhana? I loved his shit but he seems so have disappeared.

>197878568
>le epic threadly "wutre u lissen 2" post to get 50 (You)s that have literally fucking nothing to do with thread discussion, that no one ever replies to, that just fill up fucking space
Please ask Sayori how to tie a noose and then use it.

But if they're all your pens, it's just an extension of you

youtube.com/watch?v=P-4mw86RJEQ

>And you stare back

God damn I love monika hours

Disguising yourselves as FRELIMO and having a ZANLA turncoat raise an emergency signal, luring the camps garrison out and slaughtering thousands of them, with Yuri!

Maybe he's taking a break.
He wouldn't hurt a fly!

Sex with Yuri while twelve pens are jammed in her other hole!

im just trying to find new songs you triple infinity nigger

i bet you're the same autist that spergs out about wojaks

second for tf2 spy

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Mommy Mindflayer Monika's Massive Mind Manipulating Mega Milkies Madly Molesting My Maximized Major Man Meat Makes Me Masturbate My Manhood Maniacally

Swing and a miss, fagballs. Stop posting this fucking garbage every thread. How you make a post worse than your taste in music, I will never know, but by God you manage.

Don't say ancient or old! I just don't know what to really call the age range of like 21-28. Young adult doesn't seem right, but 'Adult" seems more like someone in their 30s.

I think it's just something about a man in his physical and mental prime, still youthful, but with some life experience/education beyond my own. It could be because I'm a little scared about going through that period of life myself, so if I'm seen as worthy by someone of that age, I might be more prepared for it than I thought.

Or... I just like the idea of older guys using all that maturity to tease me and make me feel young and desirable. L-like some of you bullies.

Quick legal question though, Does it count as underage drinking if you're getting drunk from kissing someone 21+ who has been drinking? Just wondering.

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This is why I wait for the children to leave. Seriously man? Fagballs? You can do better.

Mini-GTSayori has been missed
Somehow the day was darker without the huge shadow she cast

>letting some dude pound your ass will better prepare you for adulthood
There's nothing about this post I don't love. I love you, user.

>fagballs
I respect you.

it's his go to insult when swindling the playground for pokemon cards

What does Monika whisper to you in this situation?

There are not enough wholesome Sayori lewds!

Does it count as underage drinking if you're getting drunk from someone 21+ who's been drinking nutting in your ass?

You're really gay dude, but hella cute. Why must you do this?
Technically it's not drinking but yes if you actually got drunk and got pulled over you would still be liable. You lala prancin homo cutie

best girl

"mommy's here"

Just accept you want a manly hunk to manhandle your body

which of the ruinous powers would each Doki command?

first she nuzzles the back of your head
then she leans down and breathes warmly over the back of your neck and down your shirt
she starts kissing her way slowly up to your ear
leans in slowly, and whispers reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>My penis is erect

"Retard" she whispers, as you cum in your pants from your training.

If Natsuki was an FE character she'd be Delthea, Nino is reserved for Sayori

Buy my game

Bazinga!

Why did she train me to cum from being called retard?

Monika could only win my heart if she learned to play Circus Galop for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=DekTSh1QmvY

>but with some life experience/education beyond my own
that's a meme

when you become older you realize you're the same person except in an older body

Not if you actually apply yourself my man.

"______It's free real estate_________"

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Are you cute? You seem cute.

>shes a computer program and could do this as easily as calculating a sum
>the point of the post is that Monika could easily win our hearts

I would prefer good boy

Thats what you'd call manchildren.

Sayori but you married her ironically and don't actually like her

So you are just super tsundere for her

It doesn't matter what you prefer

>married her ironically
what did he mean by this?

giantess sayori but you fell into the space between her panties and asscrack and she never notices you're there

Computer programs are not automatically good at stuff.
Try asking Microsoft Word-chan to play the Piano.

anons, how should I bully Yuri today?

Don't bully Word-chan, she is always trying her best.

Microsoft Word-chan didn't play Your Reality perfectly with 3 days of practice

>Being put in my place by a Monika poster

Is it getting hot in this thread, or is that just the gayness?

you don't you treat her with love and care

user i already told you
stop being so cute

Pull up her sweater and make fun of her soft tummy

make her pull a Sayori

>bullying yuri
good luck, she'll fucking slice you up

if you want a doki to bully pick either sayori (low self esteem so you feel better about yourself) or Natsuki (can't fight back with her small body)

Call her scars gross and disgusting

Where is the stomach wound?

It only feels like that if you're interacting with people your age, since you grew up slowly and steadily. If you go talk to people several years your junior, you realize how important that 18-24 period is. Those six years transform you like you wouldn't believe. It's a mental adolescence.

Unless you're a lucky faggot who somehow didn't have any hardships in the most tumultuous period in people's lives, the transition from childhood to responsible adulthood. Then I hate you and you probably didn't grow quite the same amount.

Why didn't Monika use her powers to make the lives of her friends easier?

Is she lazy, ignorant, or sadistic?

Sayori is worthless trash and doesn't deserve the time or effort

>tfw you're a Monikafag who enjoys the fact that she deleted the other dokis
:)

I tore off the sweater instead. Don't worry, I'll buy her a new one. She was embarrassed when I poked her tummy

I will genuinely spank the shit out of you.

hardships like what?