Senran Kagura General - /skg/ - #1194

>crimson kagura
>gessen okay

Yagyuu behind window

>shiki lewd
>ikaruga rape
>ryouna squad makes christmas together
Good job, ryouna squad

>ass hair hibari
this is the future we've chosen for Hanzo

>went to dairy Queen today
>their cups now have a new slogan
>UPSIDEDOWN THICK

Not Ikaruga!
Raping Murasaki! Every thread!

I miss Dairy Queen. The one close to my house burned down and there's like no convenient ones to go to.

Yo what the hell. I come back to Peach Beach Splash after a month or so just to find there’s no Honoka or Marie Rose DLC on the store. The fuck? They are selling the costumes but not the actual characters? What gives?

No idea man.

Are you from Florida? Because the one near me also burned down too and it’s been closed for months now.

Alright you know what goodnight skeegee enjoy your new thread while I'm dead!

...seriously I've had like 3 hours of sleep for the past two days and have been busy as heck.

Also oh my god I am drowning in transformers right now
>got a HLJ private warehouse shipment earlier this week with like ten takara legends toys that I'm still not done opening
>another takara legends set on its way from another store
>Platinum Springer I forgot I bought a few weeks ago finally arrived
>While I was christmas shopping today I saw a TR SkyShadow and impulse bought it
>While I was shopping off amazon I saw CW Skylynx and impulse bought it
>IF Fang of Tyranny set and UT Peru Kill both got here today at the same time
SOMEONE SAVE ME

Yomi washing her user?

Yomi doesn't even wash herself, her butt smells, it's canon.

Jason what are you doing, removing Minori's comfy boobies is a crime!

That doesn't stop her from washing her user

Taking baths is for spoiled richfags. Yomi only needs the bare essentials to survive.

I don't trust Yomi's washing skills, I'll get a cleaner Senran to wash me. How about a Sensei scrabu scrabu?

>oneechan will never give me a good scrubbing

I'm gonna wash Haruka and make her squeaky clean!

I wanna cuddle the Babu!

Bloop bloop

Beep boop

brap brap

taking a deep whiff of Senran's stink?

Kill all anons

/skg/ needs to get drugged by Haruka.

Being caught into a full nelson by your senran?

I'm drugging myself so I'll pass, don't want to mix drugs.

I thought I saved some pictures an user drew of Shiki practicing wrestling moves on Yozakura but I can't find them. They were cute.

Hanabi getting 0s on her exams!
She sometimes gets one or two right, but it doesn't matter because she blows it up before she can turn it in!
She distracts all the boys in class with her large breasts!
An absolute classroom menace!

solution: make Hanabi into a public paizuri onahole!
She's never going to accomplish anything in her studies, so at least she'll be useful for the boys

But user... You're user.

Bad user! BAD!
The real solution is to teach Hanabi basic things she can understand, and teach them in a way that keeps her amused and not explode, like adding simple physical elements like teaching her how lights work and giving her a light switch and a light bulb for her to play around with, or teaching geography by giving her Google Earth and showing her where her house is!
Everyone deserves a good education, even if they're not the brightest shinobi in Yoma's Den.

>taking an exam
>user, being anxious, steps out half way through
>[distant but audible CHEEZU]
>"DOKKAN" rings through the halls followed by a small explosion
>user comes back, covered in soot and black powder, looking more stressed than he was when he left

...

Yomi washing Murasame!

...

Chu~

smol grump a cute

Senrans with phallic imagery?!

How does an ice cream shop burn down?

Murakumo massaging her user?!

I googled it and apparently there are a lot of possible reasons. Arson, ignited paperwork in a wood building, kitchen fire, it being a hut in a beach, etc.

Same as any other building, but with a thick and creamy flood at the end of it.

>Shiki Lewd Money Candy
I KNEW SHE WAS SOLICITING MINORI!

...

>Kumo needs help
This was six hours ago. It might be too late now.

We just need to get all the senrans to run as fast as possible and absorb their kinetic energy to perform a Time Boom!

Snacks with senrans

>implying you need Shiki for that

You could tell Minori you have a lollipop in your pants, and she'd rip them open faster than a present on Christmas morning and never let go.

How are you coping with the endless maintenance?

Can New Link recover from this?
This is worse than F/GO.

...How bad was F/GO?

Ironicallly, I'm killing time by playing F/GO.

Also the Animal Crossing mobage but holy shit is this game bofing. There's no content. Just the traditional AC fetchquest with less writing.

I'm coping by building models.
And I've lost a piece that was important to the transformation and I've no clue where it's gone and I'm super pissed.

Work, Mario Odyssey, Xenoverse 2, the SRW mobage, I can afford to wait till next week.

Online for maybe 30 minutes, followed by 12 hours of maintenance. At least in FGO, you got a healthy sum of in game currency as compensation.

>the SRW mobage
Oh god you've reminded me of the time I played that and rolled a SSR Strike Freedom and crafted it away because I don't like Kira Yamato.

When I started to play it early this year they were giving one for free, and I sold it immediately.
Now I have a fully upgraded Omega Strike Freedom.

But that's exactly why SHIKI is helping
She's making sure Minori doesn't just turn a trick for any old candy, but the EXPENSIVE kind.

Snek ass is getting bigger and bigger!?

Emprissfication on Snek!?

>Emprissfication
You. I like you.

Actually Miyabi is the cleanest Senran because she loves bathing!

>wearing two pairs of underwear

But why?

A black thong, and mini-micro-nano golden shorts on top.

Oh no, somebody stop it before her ass blots out the sun!

b-b-b-back that snek up

Preorders for Asuka's and Yumi's mousepad are up in hobbystock. Ikaruga's is supposed to be too, but it isn't showing up.
twitter.com/hs_takepiko/status/938706698990006273

Going to the beach with your Senran!
Getting sub burnt with your Senran!
Uncomfortably Masturbating in the extreme heat with your Senran!

user it's fucking pissing it down outside no way I'm going to the beach.

I hate when this happens.

Wanna swap weather?
It's 34 degrees and we haven't had rain in weeks.

I hate when this happens.

Oh no!

What's next, Senrans with actual phalluses?

I sure hope not. That would be awful.

Please no

CUTE

What the heck did you censor?

Nothing, that's how it was on Pixiv, seriously look.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66200232

>Quiet Asuka! Grandma is having fun!

Does rakuten require payment immediately or waits for instock?

Thanks, Japan.

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Dating Asuka and then telling Jasmine she's much more beautiful than her granddaughter

Miyabi gets to replay her husbando's games on modern systems and PC and that makes her very happy! Isn't that great!? Aren't you happy for her!?

No idea. Was hoping they would also show in amiami too since, apparently, some products do not ship to my country.

How much did she squirt?

Multiple cleaning crews are en route

Which school has the best lunch breaks?

Miyabi doesn't care about Dante and thinks video games are a waste of time for shinobi.

Do boobs go to heaven