/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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Please remember to bathe before playing! No one wants a smelly player!

Remember to headpat your eb!

what if i like to stink

Help me clear cage head guy...

>mateus is small but comfy user
>mateus is pretty much balmung lite user
>mateus is the third biggest NA server user
>mateus is pretty much equal in population to balmung
>mateus actually has MORE activity than balmung

how far will waitingroomteus shitposters go in their lies?

xth for final bosses

Sure no prob. What lamp and password?

shittiest "boss" fight.
sick ass concept tho

post im done steven

There's nothing wrong with getting cute art desu

>this general's constant disgusting mentions of smell
the actual worst

>Amazingly Awe-Inspiring Au Ra Art Commission from ADPong
>Commission of my Male Miqote.
>Felt like sharing commission of my character from the talented Keipatag
>Sharing this wonderful commission I got of my Elezen~

>Look at how much work I put into spending money and made nothing of value myself!

I'm buying a level skip.

Which one has the worse story, SMN or SCH?

smn

You ask this shit everyday.

>that total lack of social awareness

SCH story is just 'free muh tonberry' garbage for 40 levels

The mod? or user?

Can you just fucking do it already dude? Jesus.

SMN's storyline is neat, it's related to ascians for the first 30 and allagans for the last 10. SCH's is pretty bad, it's just about how tonberries were lalafells or whateverthefuck at one point and there's pretty much no storyline development at all in them.

>reddit

someone didn't get granted eyes lmao stay mortal retard

is that a r/ffxiv sneak peak?

Mergo's loft 1234
I think I'm underleveled or something. Everything two shots me.

Why didn't you go to the bloodborne general and ask for actual help there?

Dragoon mewwy boys who need someone to maintain their long thick shafts!

tfw no eb

i want to eb a cute catte but they don't e r p
:(((

What sever you on?

erp is for pathetic faggots anyway

Cease your shitposting.

mateus

it's fun

>it's fun
how

lol

I'll put it back up in a little bit. Can't message you because of your settings.

He doesn't even play the game
4
Years
Samefags
Most
Pathetic
Person

i like to write
and lewd writing makes things better

No problem. Him whipping out A Call Beyond right off the bat in phase 2 was bullshit. What's your weapon level anyway? Your health seems fine but your damage output seems a little low to me.

Want to meet up in uldah?

Seto
To

goodnight /xivg/!

why does this lizard have frog feet

mott you have to end this lewd catboy thirsting!!

I got it second try. You just sprint and then jump a little bit before you reach the edge of the roof.

It's not mott it's acat

what are my chances of romancing acat if i change to catboy

sure, character name? ^^

Why bother posting fucking anything if you're just going to say "Ok"?

ok

I tried sprint jumping off the long beam just before getting on the roof, maybe I need to try from up there too.

Cleaver is +8 and Ludwigs is +7 21str 23 skill. I didn't exactly know what to build since it's my first playthrough. Bells back up.

...

Mott is pure

Be cool like me

100%

Oki! Where abouts are you?

now take off your shirt and do /pose

Lizard girl hips are the best

>20 minutes on Cape Westwind queue and the only player other than me (tank) is a DPS

Is there anything I can do to find people to do this? I'm doing it for the story.

make a pf

do a partyfinder, advertise bonus, do it undersized (there is legitimately almost no difference between doing it undersized and doing it with people who are gear synced at 50)

Going to have to get used to that. Not even tanks get free passes on the story trials.

Sleep tight nudelizard.

Why don't these nigger tanks use cooldowns, fuck

>mfw drained eb dry 3 days in a row
feels good

Healers are supposed to do the brunt of the work. Why use a CD when I might need it later?

Fuck off ugly

wheres your eb clear?

>tfw cleared EB ultimate years ago
How long have you had yours?

>Monk quests
>Ala Mhigan monk tries to kill you
>Ala Mhigan researcher spends the whole quest insulting your intelligence

Why was Ala Mhigo such a mistake?

>No Christmas outfit this year
At least we get a bear.

3 days cleared first attempt
did you get any good drain parses?

Plenty of Orange parses.

>50-60 Monk
>Two sluts want to train under you
>then they want to beat the shit out of you
>punch the shit out of each other
>some tia tosses shadow balls at you

any tips senpai?

>Tia tries to push his balls into your face to assert his way to Nunh

Hah, gay.

Make sure to learn your ebs movements so you can optimize your rotation. Don't forget you can use items to improve your parse as well.

>60-70 monk
>no one wants to be a monk(lol)
>ask H A M O N for a tournament because pug and mnk are so different(insert that one pug dude from Primal here)
>tournament gets canceled because nobrows monk is related to EEEEVIL
>/shrug and wipe out the corpse brigade
> last quest is literally POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

>H A M O N comes back

Sounds like the only part that's worth it, desu. I like it when the class quest characters return.

Though, I couldn't care less if any of the ones from Archer do. Fuck that racist elf especially.

>recruits someone to be a monk
>tries to kill him to get the Mangekyou Chakra
>wonders why no one wants to be a monk

Really makes you think.

lmao at least PLD finishes their tournament

items... Of course how could I forget
I was hitting purple but that might push me to orange
see I was just relying on the size of my dick before while keeping up gcds but doing a good item opener might do the trick

skalla is too difficult for pugs

I wanna pump Renko.

Items should help you push it further for sure. Don't forget to experiment with them to find the ones with the stats you need.

Why don't you? They're a really nice pump

Cause I am not that confident in my own writing smut ability. I'll be back when I have had more practice.

>healing is my favorite class
>fc chat constantly shits on healers

I think I might have to find a new FC.

anyone have a dump of those patreon doujins from nekosentai?

This is the type of thing that the Mexican gets off to.

Report him every time you see him. Together we can rid of him.

For what purpose would you save this to your computer and then post it, you deranged autist?

even "the mexican" hasn't posted 1% of the amount of fetish posting this guy makes.
He is his own worst enemy

In attempting to point out the autism in others, he only magnifies his own.

It's like a Greek Tragedy or something. Only dumber and less entertaining.

Healers are portrayed the whipping horses when really they are the backbone of any party.

Practice on me user

> Average NA PF squabbles.

I wish it was that easy.

>it's our tank dps
My sides

Can i practice on you?

>Enrage
>Arial blast
Hello? That's literally not an enrage ability. They're all retarded

hello

I mean the DRK/PLD were kind of on the low end for the gear they had but it wasn't their fault. The DRG kept dying to dumb stuff and the healers let people die too.
It was two separate points. We didn't skip Aerial Blast and then we died to enrage on the same pull at like 0.5%.