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monkeys
birds
bonobos
rhesus'
banshees
late responses
saging
hippy spacing
sm64
/srg/ the speedrunning general
Jose Watson
Christian Moore
let it die
Wyatt Rivera
de hippie spacing
Ayden Cox
...
Jackson Turner
*promises to get a 49 by 2018*
*grinds 70 star 18 hours a day for over three years*
*peaks at a mid 52*
*flees to an irrelevant no competition monkey memegame to (unsuccessfully) avoid the exposure*
*vigilantly watches the thread and polices any mention of said exposure*
*bird laughs*
*banshee screeches*
*bonobo howls*
Xavier Johnson
Goku - god gamer. has a huge love and passion for his craft for the sake of the craft itself. trains efficiently and practices smart, constantly fine tuning and optimizng his ability. frequently learns new techniques and even improves upon them. always looking for new ways to become stronger and jumps at the chance for a new challenge to overcome.
Vegeta - grindmonkey. no passion for what he does outside of beating others. no interest in optimization beyond brute force. mindlessly trains by doing pushups in anti-gravity chamber for 10,000 hours. never learns new techniques, just spams the same shit forever. bonobo howls when things aren't going his way. doesn't understand why goku is, and always will be, better than he is.
Andrew Williams
lmfao extremely true posts
Jeremiah James
who's the grindamoeba? yamcha?
Leo Flores
no
Jaxon Allen
imagine promising a 49 by 2018 and then grinding 70 star for 18 hours a day for over three years and peaking at a mid 52
you would never be able to live down the exposure
your name would forever be midx52
Cameron Butler
Why is The Obsessed Freak AKA The Incorrect Freak AKA The Lying Freak AKA Dumber Than Reddit just casually acting like he didn’t get completely destroyed yesterday after he failed to give evidence for Squid still coming here and knowing who he is?
Kayden Miller
he's never able to live down the delusion
Brandon Murphy
samexfag
Mason King
samefag
Jonathan Clark
samefag
Joseph Moore
so what if it's just a hobby, it can also be competitive at the same time.
Dominic Russell
Dat nigga aint even got btfo or nuthin doe
Caleb Howard
Anyone who thinks that speedrunning is a primarily competitive activity is fooling themselves.
Parker Martinez
did I say primarily?
Parker Nelson
Competition in speedrunning is a joke.
Connor Hernandez
t. butthurt no-competition monkey memegame runner
Wyatt Brown
SM64 has no competition. Shit times do not = competition. Competing runners with close times to WR, does.
David Cruz
>tfw meme game runners don't understand the concept of tiers or skill gaps
>tfw their games don't even have tiers of skill, just "wr capable" and "not wr capable"
>that's how easy their games are lmao
Evan Ramirez
>tfw meme game runners don't understand the concept of tiers or skill gaps
What? Other games have these.
>tfw their games don't even have tiers of skill, just "wr capable" and "not wr capable"
You can boil SM64 down to that too, if you want to get technical. There isn't really an inbetween. It's the same for every game.
>that's how easy their games are lmao
But you haven't proved anything. Why are you laughing? Are you insecure, again?
Grayson Hughes
dropping a word on this, SMO has more competition by both definitions anyways
Luke Baker
>14 hours a day
>worse time than mrpeedruns in 70
>cant bop sig in 120
>tells everyone else how to get "good"
>literal fag ;\
Lincoln Jenkins
>There isn't really an inbetween.
lmao jesus christ
Cooper Stewart
Not an argument.
Jayden Brown
Dat shyt aint even true at all doe
Cooper Jenkins
Yall niggas aint even makin no sense doe
Brayden Reyes
thanks for the late response!
Evan Davis
meant to reply to this:
Kevin Smith
meant to reply to this:
Luis Walker
wait no thisfrick off
Connor White
wait i meant thisheck off
Nathan Morris
what the heck did i just do
ALSO MEANT TO REPLY To THIS
Noah Hughes
are you drunk?
Jeremiah Watson
IM SORRRRYYYYYY
uhhhhh
Hunter Sanders
...
Michael Clark
please get some rest
Jason Williams
Ryan Watson
No, he's right, practice is more fun than spamming attempts. Far more.
Eli Gray
there is no debate. if people say this, its because they cant pb and cant compete, fact.
Eli Hill
False. If you are practicing but not putting it into use with runs, you are literally wasting your time. If you did runs properly, didn't reset and get stressed over stupid shit, then they wouldn't be seen as this worse version of playing the game.
If you think practice is more enjoyable than runs, you need to adjust your run mindset, because you are speedrunning incorrectly.
Carter Richardson
>you are literally wasting your time
David Sullivan
Not an argument.
Samuel Evans
what's the point in arguing with bait
Mason Johnson
Not an argument.
Luke Ramirez
u must b playin a shit speedgame cuz all the good 1s have tricks that r fun with boring stuff between
urs prolly has nothing but boring stuff so you dont like practice
Andrew Thompson
SM64 is the ultimate game to practice because every second of the game has something that can be done faster if you do it more optimally.
Benjamin Clark
>if you optimize things you'll be faster
SERG WITH THE HOT FUCKING WISDOM
Wyatt Young
>implying even close to a majority of games have versatile enough gameplay to be able to save time in every 1 second of gameplay.
nope
Camden Evans
>you can't optimize gameplay
SERG WITH THE COLD FUCKING IDIOCY
Noah Ramirez
>Xiah runs SMO
SM64 is dead. Even its best player has abandoned it.
Gabriel Bell
>Even its best player has abandoned it.
But cheese is doing runs right now?
Nolan Martinez
Cheese has 2 wrs in long boring categories while Xiah's project is getting wr in 0,1,16,30,31,70 star simulatenously - something cheese couldn't even begin to consider doing. LOL
Andrew Collins
forgot 45 in that list
Dominic Robinson
...
Easton Turner
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with putting a cute anime girl behind your splits.
Blake Miller
twitter.com
which one of you did this?
Chase Bailey
based irrelevant tweets user
Easton Ramirez
...
Xavier Gutierrez
...
Ethan Jones
...
Henry Lewis
why didn't you sage?
Joshua Flores
didn't feel like it
Andrew Gomez
why did you delete?
Josiah Allen
0-14 - low
15-29 - lower mid
30-44 - upper mid
45-59 - high
midx52
Nolan Baker
Is this Headcrab IRL?
Colton Morris
don't let it die
Jack Jenkins
why didn't you sage?
Colton Cook
medieval is fucking back boys
Juan Sullivan
...
Isaac Roberts
...
Jordan Jenkins
...
Jack Garcia
...
Ryder Brooks
Out of all the IPs to bring back, they choose fucking Medievil.
Adam Hall
they should have brought back Cyberbots: Full Metal Madness imo
Ryan Brooks
lmao
Colton Johnson
>mfw the very first segment of AGDQ 2018 has protomagicalgirl
Evan Morales
why didn't you sage?
Chase Powell
The God Gamer Stigma
Jayden Robinson
...
Joshua Gonzalez
LIterally all false lmao
Kayden Ward
...
Jack Campbell
Lincoln Ward
>Xiah
>Best player
Lol.
Ian Lewis
so all we have in this thread is sm64, zeldo, goldendye and lowest common denominator speedrun streamers.
I hope this is a parody of reddit or you're being ironic. There's no way anyone can lack this much self awareness.
like this post: Like, is this for real? I could find it funny if there was some hint of him not being serious, but I see no evidence to suggest anyone in this thread is joking at all.
Wyatt Long
thanks for the late response!
David Cook
Sorry, the few freaks that post this shit are genuine. They are truly delusional.
Adrian Moore
who is we?
Cooper James
No one will get a sub-1:05 in SMO in 2018. Pick a game with potential instead.
Connor Hughes
James Scott
Reminder that the hatelist was good but became completely retarded when people started adding absolute bullshit on there that isn't even true. Probably the work of The Obsessed Freak.
Connor Johnson
the hate list needs to be revised and updated
Jeremiah Sanders
It needs to be started again and not full of shit. Actual reasons like cheaters, shitty things etc
Carter Nguyen
You're retarded, aren't you?
Evan Hall
why didn't you sage?
Kayden Allen
We have the tranny list and the cheater list already.
Gavin Watson
who is we?