/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #196

Immer bereit!

I love her too

Best girl

Reporting for duty!

We're so dead today

Your doki but you she's only real if you're holding an olympic world record
It can be obscure or retarded you just have to hold it to keep her existent

Drawing the most things in a row without improving!

>olympic
Yeah. no, nobody here is getting their Doki.

youtube.com/watch?v=eYLjIlIT-2g
why

I love her too.

Is sadness an Olympic sport? I could get a world record in that.

Do Special Olympics records count? Because if so, everyone here would have a doki for themselves

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I love her too.

Yes but watch the fuck out for burly retard strength, don't get Curley'd/Curley's Wife'd

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being australian.

I just finished watching The Great Lebowski. What a great movie, lads

I've never felt like that before.
How could i fall for a 2d girl?
Is this true love?
I want to be a better person for her, even if shes not real.

Going for the bullying Sayori the most record!

What does Doki Doki Literature Club General condone then?

Ve're going to cut off your Johnson, Lebowski.

Wholesomeness.

She may not be real but the things she taught you about yourself are. Be the man your waifu deserves, she's worth it.

Monika whispering into your ear about how much of a good boy you are before biting your ear and tugging on it

Buying keychains to support Salvato Team.

Necrophilia, bestiality, scat, tulpas, futa horsecocks, vore, nazis and wholesomeness.

Fuck keychains, where's my fucking Dokimakura?

Spitting nails with Natsuki!

That shit makes my body go doki doki

What about fat dokis? Too much?

If Monika allows it.

I'm sorry but I just lost my shit

moemarket.com/custom-made-dakimakura-hugging-body-pillow-cover.html
moemarket.com/commission.html

The power is in your hands, and in your wallet

No, /ddlc/ does not condone fatness. Go lose some weight fatty.

I can see now how much i just want someone to love me.
I don't give a rats ass about myself but i'd conquer this planet for a girl like her.

It hurts really bad to think i will always be alone. I can't go on like this.

Is that a Sister of Battle reading a Space Marine codex?

Can someone post the wholesome story about Yuri taking care of a sick MC please?

pastebin.com/FsCQPvPi

Slaanesshi lewd tome.

Some of you guys were asking about Subahibi a few threads ago, and yes, you should read it.

Thank you user.

>tfw just finished first playthrough
>was almost expecting Monika to play Komm, Susser Tod
youtube.com/watch?v=3OvYsnv07g8

at least orange-haired girls still confirmed best

>I don't give a rats ass about myself
You have to care about yourself before you can believe others truly care for you.
That was Sayori's problem, she didn't realize her own self worth or believe that she was worth anybody's time. We both know she was wrong and so are you, user. Don't give up on her and especially don't give up on you.

I identify with this poem.

The 3rd chapter might as well be comprised of snippets of Veeky Forums posts.

You don't remember that South Park episodes? It's not going to work

This. Some of those retards are really strong and really fast.

That's because you're such a good boy user

>Implying you'll ever beat Chris-Chan.

If we're just making up records now, I make a shitty game in python or java or whatever, get a score, then never make the game public. Insta-Doki.

Sayori but she's 3D.

I can relate
Not to this one though

Where?!

Stealing this user's computer just play his shitty game and fuck his doki when he's not home!

I wonder if my african Yurifriend is here?

2 feet above the floor

She's on my bed?

Arguing everyday with your Doki!
Being passive-agressive with your Doki!
Jealousy coming from both your side and from your Doki!
Continuosly deflecting responsability with your Doki!
Belittling with you Doki!
Being in a unhealthy relationship with your Doki!

can it be my win rate for betting on greyhound dog racing
I bet once on a holiday in Ireland and won, so I got a 100% win rate

Your doki is real but she will vanish forever if you address her as anything other than 'Corky'
Her interests are the opposite of yours but the other endearing traits that won you in the first place remain and if you persist maybe you can alter her taste through showing her the light.

Why would you put your bed under a dead girl?

tfw no cute yurifriend bf

Good luck It's encrypted and password protected by one million folds of superior japanese code.

Fucker.

Daily reminder that Sayori did not kill herself
>no blood on her neck
>ripped shirt
>no blood on her ENTIRE body except for her hands
HOWEVER
>we never saw her back

Then I'll just have to rape you instead and make your doki watch.

>that clavicle
Sexy af

I don't know what this general is about, but I would gladly destroy that girl's ass.
>inb4 "she's not a girl"
WHATEVER

Good Evening, how are you doing tonight?

What's up with her chest? Do your boobs deflate and escape as gas when you die?

This general is about worshiping Monika's butt

You are a man of wealth and taste. Godspeed, assbro.
Game's free and short. Play it.

By the way
>wearing a shirt that she probably wouldn't wear at home/in conjunction with those shorts
>she mentions something about "she told me/what she was telling me" something like that...

Listening to the doors, drinking tea and I've got my room temperature perfect
I'm content so far

They're her happiness tanks. If you look at the art assets, you'll notice that her boob size actually correlates with how happy she is.
Imagine if she wasn't depressed.

Giving Yuri some Junji Ito's manga!

>her boob size actually correlates with how happy she is.
Sayori confirmed for perfect woman.

jej mate

You win the internet for the day

D-doors? user there are much more pleasant things to listen to then that.....why don't you try one of my favorites?
youtu.be/IUAF3abGY2M

Yuri > Sayori > Monika > Natsuki

Make her happy user, give her the happy boobs she deserves

I'm having a serious "i am thou... thou art i..." moment right now.
Its probably autistic as fuck but i really want to fix myself, so i can one day take care of a girl..
but years of experience tell me that all real woman are just into wannabe gangsters now becouse MTV has told them to be. How do i get rid of that...
The last girl i liked ditched me for a heroin dealer that pretended to be some rapper that couldn't even produce simple beat...

>Notice Sayori's boobs grow while groping her
>They keep growing the more aroused she gets!
>Violating Sayori until she's mindbroken with tits the size of beachballs!

Sayori!

>The last girl i liked ditched me for a heroin dealer
Well if you live in a ghetto of course all the girls like gangsters, user

I'm going to be like Moses to that butt.
I'll split it in two with my rod.

f we are assuming she either got up and killed herself or did it after she saw MC with with natsuki or yuri. then she would of had to of changed clothes
Or she wore that to bed and was made to do it then.

Monika=Sayori=Yuri=Natsuki

...

youtube.com/watch?v=-hcPDwiSr_w
IGN thinks ddlc as goty nominee.

>Violating Sayori until she's mindbroken with tits the size of beachballs!
She's gotta be pretty fucking easy to mindbreak if that's where they cap out.

Thanks user
It's therapeutic