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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing for a competitive team
docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

>Newbie Mix
teamfortress.tv/44874/s27-newbie-mix-team-drive

Reminder to sign up for this if you're interested in getting into competitive. There will be a community drive to pay for league fees for those of you who are going through school and can't really afford to drop $30 on league fees, you'll have a mentor to help guide you through, and you'll directly contribute to bringing back IM.

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

>Discord
discord.gg/pA7gQEs
pottisdefenseforce.com/

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trade.tf/trends#
teamfortress.tv/stream/kritzkast
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/List_of_retired_items
youtube.com/watch?v=hK2QOp043jE
youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Communism is inevitable.

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yiffhud it is apparently....
fuck

How to fix tf2
>remove pyro
>add ctf_sawmill

it's not a real thing? good

@198149630
Admit it tf2 players, you all wish this was your main squeeze.

Then make it real hoe

Recommend me some HUDs, tf2g

default

mine

Post some gud raffl.es

What items are good to trade now?

Is this page worth referring too:
trade.tf/trends#

buy santa hats in the summer
sell them now

rate my hud

im not a furry, so no thanks

but im with this person. need a hud. did toonhud for a while but it made me wish i had no hud.
then i turned off hud and that made me want to play cs

is soldier a good class or a homoboy class?

a good class

I can't wait to spend the weekend playing tf2, I have a lot of time set aside to finish all my contracts!

the soldier is a good class but is stained by anime morons and edgy people

does this guy remind anyone else of droughtt? he's the cop from the news recently that killed some guy, looks exactly like droughtt, uncannilly actually

soldier is for homoboys who need crutches
play demolitions manual

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>*Teleports beind you with jetpack*
>*Spams airblast and scorch shot to keep you from moving at all*
>*Afterburn takes the rest of your hp*
>*Instantly wipes the rest of your team*
>*Fills your entire spawn room with flame particles*
>*Topscores every game*
:3

what the fuck

i fucking hate everything

>People who still manage to somehow force their self-insert into TF2
Truly amazing how they almost always pick the character with the least amount of per sonality.

Quick-Fix fix:
ÜberCharge increases healing by 300%, and grants immunity to movement-impairing effects. Lingers for 1 second.
+50% heal rate when patient below 100% health
+25% ÜberCharge rate
-33% overheal rate

Vaccinator:
+33% ÜberCharge rate
Reload key: Cycle between bullet, explosive, and fire resistance
When healing, you and your patient gain a +10% damage resistance to the selected damage type.
ÜberCharge grants you and patient +75% damage resistance on the selected damage type. ÜberCharge is split into 4 sections of 2 seconds each. Does not resist critical damage.
-50% max overheal

Go to your Team Fortress 2 Badge.
Click "How do I earn card drops?".
Show me your power levels.

>money = power levels

brainlet

also i've made thousands off steam without spending much

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teamfortress.tv/stream/kritzkast
They don't look like they're having much fun.

3 people is 2 too many for this apartment.

Look, I gotta justify my spendings one way or another. Don't take this away from me.

gotta spend daddies money to get pixels no one is impressed by

sad life you have

>I don't like it, so no one likes it

>t. guy that spent thousands on tf2

>hoodoo or whatever it's called
>other team clearly better than us
>decide to set my buildings near the last checkpoint
>'kick this noob engi, putting sentry in the last checkpoint'
>actually get booted off
who was in the wrong here?

you for building on last

You, dumbass. Instead of actually trying to help you fall back on retard strats.

bads just vote others off as an anger thing and everyone else chimes in usually because theyre losing and mad too

you are in ugc steel

if I was gonna join a team why would I join the league that gives me 100+ ping?

>build near blue spawn
>get w+m1, rockets, sticky bombs and uber
better strategy indeed

ugc exists in europe and aus, idiot

Imagine being bad at one of the "low skill floor" trio classes.

why would I want to play in eu ugc when etf2l exists?

maybe if you're too bad for etf2l open (lol) or want to play 4s (also lol)

Did you vote for this yet user?

>what overwatch will never have

garbage loadouts consisting of rstt? yea

wait, OW doesnt allow mods?

>unironically spending money in the mann co store

An artstyle that will be eventually lost in time?

S-source for that playermodel?
...I-it's for a friend!

>Go to your Team Fortress 2 Badge.
Why would I waste money crafting the badge when I can sell it for steam games?

>pixel craft survival zombieZ for $0.25

>Sell all my cards and contract rewards
>Made £15 over November by just playing video games
I could buy every poster in this thread a copy of pixel craft survival zombieZ

>play casual
>one team has significantly more players than the other
>lesser team is rolled before backfill can add enough players to make a difference
>losing team disconnects because they just got rolled and the match sucks
>other team stays because they got a easy win
>goto 10
autobalance was necessary

>have a job
>play vidya not giving a fuck about selling some chump change to poorfags
>get normal games that aren't unity store asset flips

do you like gunboats?

post loadouts that look better than this aka don't reply

looks like shit medic main faggot

I feel like it was removed without Valve even really understanding why it was in the game in the first place. It's like they've never heard of the phrase "necessary evil."

I'm addicted to crafting hats. I sell all my stuff for ref and craft like a madman.

>I have no taste of night
>no festives
>two all-class hats on the same class
its garbage then

>dead of night
>orange text
>beard looks like shit
wew

Why is a regular Soldier's Stash worth so much?

It doesn't drop anymore. wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/List_of_retired_items

Plus it's actually a good cosmetic that doesn't trample the art style.

It's the best hat for soldier

just use the shellmet with paint

is this game still a buggy shitfest

no

what the fuck?

he wasn't even looking at me

pyro's flame particles hitboxes are broken right now. (its not going to be fixed)

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They're not broken

>Rayshud
>Quickly updated
Last update was in 2016

where's frankenhud

It updated yesterday

uh try not walking right into him next time sweetie ;)

Bad tier

Why do people dislike the dead of night?

why

Someone made a collector's and sold it for $10k so it quickly became a meme cosmetic overnight

Most expensive tf2 item?

is the mix at 8:30 or 9:30 est today?

No, the most expensive TF2 item is a circling heart Bill's Hat

Was there some hidden patch that changed Dominations? I was in a server a little while ago and was getting dominations for killing a player only three times in a row, and other players in the server were commenting that they were experiencing the exact same thing. I'm not sure if it was mass hysteria and we were all just getting more kills/assists than we realized or if something changed.

>it's a "high quality workshop submission with a one-word description and a single screenshot" episode

Hasn't it always been given for three kills in a row and 4 for assists?

WHAT KIND OF MANDELA EFFECT BULLSHIT IS THIS

How many did you think it was?

it's been 4 for ever

Well looking at the wiki it says four, thought it was 3 for the longest time, but I never really paid much attention to how many times we killed someone before getting a dom on them, just sort of let it happen.

*disconnects before you get revenge*

It's that time of week again! Join us this Saturday @ 9:30 EST/ 6:30 PST for the next edition of /tf2g/ dmixes.

>What is it
You and your fellow /tf2g/s get together to meme and play a few rounds of competitive 6v6. Everyone's welcome, so long as you're familiar with the basics of 6v6.

>How do I join?
pottisdefenseforce.com
Get in here a few minutes before the scheduled time. You want the room called "comp balloon race. (don't worry the mixes are played on real maps)

>B-but what if I suck
With a couple notable exceptions, we're all pretty bad, and seriously noone's gonna make fun of you for that. We're here to meme and have fun. Just make sure you're familiar with the basic structure of 6s and you'll do fine. The more the merrier!

I can't do it. I will never get the Australium Contracker.

Do you need to 100% all contracts?

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=hK2QOp043jE

youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE
Don't be a faggot, quitters are losers

>no orbiting nemesis effect for unusuals yet
I wanna confuse people even more.