/ink/ - Splatoon General

>laggy glitching bugged out european players
Ohh yeah, I almost forgot why I exclusively played salmon run.

this picture is beautiful those two love each other so much such happy loving little thingies

>movie has purple theme
>using book colours

Que?

What if your woomy was getting loads of money for letting beta yebbies rub her feet?

>See somebody sneak past our guys
>Say this way
>Die
>See our team just continueing to advance to the enemy spawn
>Spam ouch
>Team is now at the enemy spawn, and our base is fully inked in the enemy's ink
>Team dies at the enemy spawn and their base gets inked in their ink as well
>Lose
What's with these fuckers and overextending? How difficult is it to just not walk forward?

same

It's good on mid-range weapons, but mid range isn't very good to begin with.

Enough with the foot shit. It's completely repulsive and creepy.

Mirror matches

>playing turf war with a competitive mindset

Splatfests are presented as the most competitive thing though.

I'd pat her and playfully ask if I gotta pay or she'd let me rub them for free

What if your yebby was chosen by the inkopolis government for a cross breeding experiment with an octoling?

Hi

You're a creep and women will want nothing to do with you.

Stay fresh!

My woomy lets me rub her feet, what more could I even ask for?

not terrible

>tfw know these girls

Oh hi Eistee.
Do you Enjoy the Game?
Anyway how is your Sexlife?

You're a freak.

Well don't leave us waiting.

okay...

They're thirsty cosplay sluts, nothing special.

they're really pale especially Callie

You fucked them before?

squidgame is fun, yeah

why do they look so old and gross

3DPD

Welp there's my 50 games. Team Book is suffering. Don't think I want to do any more.

she just wants her jacket back

The discordfags are shit talking us RIGHT NOW, and we can't even defend ourselves!

Why even care about what some randos you don't even know are saying?

I was under the impression that drinks didn't affect what ability you got on the Splatfest tee. I got a pure main saver first try...

impregnate their woomys

Are you suggesting that testing once is a good number to see if you have a 1/30 chance or not? Because that's retarded.

>my boy eistee is on the opposite team

>Lil' Judd isn't called Juri
i will never not be disappointed about this missed opportunity

Nina is a Splatoon character!

Done in less 2-3 hours.
Toilettpaper Shitfast took 8 hours because it was late and Lobby was dead just like my lovelife.

Finally some Snails for the new Clothes

How would you know if you aren't in the discord?

Na sieh mal einer an, ne deutsche Person auf /ink/

say something nice about him!

There are 14 possible abilities and it would need to get the same one 3 times in a row. Seems a little steeper than 1/30. Don't know where you're pulling that from.

Thanks for making me mad after realizing this.

He looks like the type of faggot to always say "gg :)" and "glhf"

Drinks do affect it, I don't know why people keep saying this shit is any different. I've tested it multiple times, just used an ink recovery up drink and got three iru chunks from it. I played again for a bit, got qru and then two more iru. Switched to iss drink and got two chunks before scrubbing and then got two more again after that. It can't be a coincidence

It was going to happen sooner or later
I feel sorry for your team

IT is now your job to design a boss Salmonid to replace the Flyfish in terms of function! Wat do?

Rough estimate of how many abilities there are, and I missed the pure part. Still a bad test though.

is /ink/ team sweater or socks? which one of the two is more popular so far?

Es tut mir Leid
Es tut mir Nicht Leid.

Looks like a flaming fag like the rest of the yebs around here

>I didn't bother to read the entire post before calling you retarded.
'preciate it

It's not like I skipped it, I read over it without realizing what it means, missing it. Fucker.

youtube.com/watch?v=S50o32IaDOs

Sweater is going to win popularity.
The rest are outlying footfags.

Sweaters are for cool squids.

I'm upset because I wanted the Tumeric coat but it's thermal

Maybe if you weren't such a buttangry faggot you could manage to read and understand a short post before insulting someone.

The insult is valid though, you're still retarded for thinking that's a valid test. So that doesn't matter.

It wasn't a test and the odds are nowhere near 1/30.

>It wasn't a test
In that case I didn't call you retarded? I said it was retarded if you thought once was a good number for testing that. I assumed you agreed with the fact that it was a test, since you accepted the insult.

Based on the recent threads Sweater but my Friend list which is almost all /ink/ has a slight bias towards Socks

Apology accepted.

You're still a fucker though. And implying it wasn't a test means your post was pretty worthless.

Betting a decent amount of /ink/ are waiting for splatfest to take some nighttime photos.

Currently 47/50 wins right now my dude, tell your team to step up their game.

Yes it falls well below the value of the average /ink/ post.

You're 47-3?

Funny enough that's what I'm doing.

what if your woomy had a squiddit account

This but I'm also waiting to see which is less popular so I won't have to deal with as many mirror matches.

What if your woomy was a beaten slave but her master gave her to you after you saved his life?

Disowned for her shit taste

I was the master to begin with.

What i-

Kinda wish the majority of my matches weren't mirrors. I'm done now and went 10-2 against books - good enough.
But seriously, you went 47-3? Damn..

Books are far less popular. Out of 50 matches I had 1 mirror. It also seems less likely that you'll get people with high power levels on your team! Pick your poison. I had a much easier time on Team Warm.

OH FUCK

What if your woomy said candle jack and

did you finally die?
i sure hope so

when are we going to see a sprinkler rush special?

Before Inkmine rush but after toxic mist rush

Reminder to disconnect from all mirror matches to have a guranteed power loss and be matched with weaker players when it comes to the real deal matches. It is possible to lower power level of all 8 players in a mirror match if all players disconnect.

I just want to play Splatfest and have a good time

What if your woomy was trying to get top 100 in the splatfest

then she has to suck many dicks

>Pearl and Marina don't notice me squidbagging by their window

you'll have a better time stomping scrubs