/aog/ Attorney Online General

The Prosecution is ready, as always, your honour.

bork

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The defense is READY as ALWAYS, your honor.

(I didn't say anything, did I?)

[Stares at Wright angrily]

((Fuck off Verin))

The bailiff is also ready, your honor.

The prosecution is ready, your honor.

I shall now deliver the opening statement. The victim died to death when he stopped living. The Defendant cut off his means to life and now the victim is bereft of it. I only see it fitting he is thrown in jail. Verdict please.

Ahem. The defense is ready, Your Honor.

Very good. This seems decisive. The prosecution may call their first witness (or detective).

[DETECTIVE KICKS IN THE DOOR]
SILENCE.

Oh. I neglected to mention he is also a massive faggot who meowposts-
Nobody asked you, Wright!

Very well your honour. Come to the stand, Redd White.

Objection! We haven't heard any testimony or from the detective, Miles!

[AA] Objection!.mp3

Objection! We have all of the facts we need right here. In my witness.

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I am LUKE ATMEY, ATMEY BRAND DETECTIVE.
At your service. Now... shall i recount the filling facts of this case?

D-detective! I thought you were laid off? ...Whatever. Just fill us in.

Go away.

Bring in Redd White as the prosecution requested.

(No "Silence"! "Zvarii" moment?) Very well.

((Case?))

((To OOC before I indict you or call mod.))

[Presses call mod button]

((What seems to be the problem here?))

~The Dangit Dirty Truth~
Ah yes i received the call about 3 am! I remember because my midgets were giving me a relaxing oriental massage.
Hopping in the ATMEY BRAND ATMEYMOBILE... I arrived at the scene.
Finding the body of Mr Kodaka on the scene, i realized something was amiss at that very moment.
Checking the scene, i found this [Ahoge Shiv] and the [Note to Kodaka].
Checking the restroom, i arrested the suspect with blood on his hands!
Rather than waste pointless time with testimony, i will not field any questions you might have.
This case is as they say..."Open and shit."
ZVARRI!!!
~end~

((There was ERP, faggotry and BArnham. Give us the verdict.))

((Alright.)) [Bans Barnham] I hereby find the defendant, Dangonrampa...

OBJECTION!

WAIT! We can't hear the verdict yet! The defense has the right to cross examine!

>Feen is 3D

well that was easy

Then fucking do it already its been like an hour.

I believe he gave up, your honor.

Like child's play.

[DING] Don't worry, the replacement defense is here.

What in the...?!

Forgotten your own brother, Miles?

By my own choice... You got all the dominant genes, brother. Father left me with all the recessive ones.

You were born to fail, brother. Now prepare to fail once again as I get a not guilty on the detective's testimony alone.

Alright detective. Give your testimony, I have fanfics to write.

From the top.

-- memories of that sad night --
Forgive me if my testimony is too vague I can't remember things well!

That's quite fine. Please, your next statement.

I was watching the rehearsal that day at around 7 pm.

(except this was the emote)

Hold It! The rehearsal of what, exactly? You never specified.

uh the rehearsal of the show that the band members of that Axel guy was playing in,

what happens when you run out of emotes

.... "That Axel guy." You couldn't be any more vague, can you?

prove it

"The one person who does the one thing you know the one I'm talking about right yeah you do."

See? Much more vague.

read the evidence

Objection.
Irrelevant.

Evidence is for nerds anyways. Lets move on.

I had a ticket with me that allowed me to enter.

How did you acquire such a ticket?

with money

Seems legit. Next.

(emote botch again_

The show was great until something terrible has happened.

Allow me to segue by asking what said terrible event was.

I was getting to that, if you had paid attention to my tesrtimony, you would've knew

... Are you dense or do you just not know what a segue is.

Okay fine, it was so terrible that someone died.

NO RANDOM ALLOWED
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OBJECTION!

Witness, that is not at all possible.

[Banned for spam]

n-nani?

NO RANDOM ALLOWED
NO RANDOM ALLOWED
NO RANDOM ALLOWED

For you see, this is a CIVIL CASE! There is no death in a Civil Case!

Miles has played a song: [AAI] Pursuit.mp3

AAAAAAAAAAAA I CONFESS I'M THE BAD GUY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Checkmate, brother. Verdict pls, your honor.

OBJECTION!
>Portsman has played a song: [Wi] Lag Remover.mp3
[Lags the server]

[Calls Mod]

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[Starts blaming the mods on Discrod.]

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>Verin forced a retarded gimmick again and nearly killed the case
O I am laffin

I see you are shitposting about yourself so you can complain later in the discord again, Verin.

At least i TRY to do new things. Without gimmicks we'll stagnate and die because every case will end up going the same way.

Creativity is a thing, Verin. Gimmicks aren't a need.

>Gimmicks are the only way to create unique cases.

He is not wrong.
Creativity is a meme.

>Creativity is a meme

The absolute state of nu-AOV

You mean the ending? That wasn't Verin. It was me.

>Implying Verin has done that in like 5 days

Fuck off Verin

We already know you were all the witnesses.
You are going to get banned soon hopefully.

I was the Niko, and I already apologized for the bad ending.