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>he plays priest

Is there a reason why hearthstone runs like complete shit and constantly locks up when any other game runs perfectly fine?

>mobile game

>most my deck is spells
>went double vit passive
>delay game so long I can mill this fucker
Stories to tell my friends!

>outjewing blizzard
literally impossible

Dungeon Run is pretty cool.

What's the catch? I don't see how Blizzard makes money from this.

Getting aya to stick and sonya for more 1/1 ayas feels so good when it happens. Same for the jade 1/1 deathrattles. Shiv or backstab the new 1/1s as you play them. Quick ramp up to 10+ jades on steroids.

>pick 'anything greater than 5 mana costs 5' perk
>offered fuck all big minions
why can't I retire the run

>People waste time doing dungeon instead of ranking
>They don't make gold, maybe they don't even make it to rank 5 for free dust
>They become starved for resources
>Once the new expansion hits they're forced to preorder to not fall behind

So when do we kill all druids?

Priests first, Anduin.

discover effects are undercosted

this

Miracle Druid is really fun

Is any class still honest?

The fact that you can't even do quests in DR is retarded.

play combo decks

shaman

gadgetzan for hall of fame

warrior

I hear Lorewalker Cho is good again.

i hate this meme that "miracle" means drawing a ton of cards through auctioneer

>Lost to someone using rin and azari

That's embarassing

>"ugh stop...I've had enough!

the rogue kinda makes sense though since it has edwin and fal'dorei striders

whats the point of AF kay?

>turn 3 Cho+Adapt for can't be targeted
>against no-minion hunter

turn 6=board of giants for people who draw poorly

if you dont kill her until turn 6 she wins

Reminder that Deathstalker Rexxar can't build beasts with any of the beasts released after KotFT and as beasts rotate out of standard they will be removed from build a beast.
And they only did this because it was too difficult to make the text look pretty on the cards with new beasts.

you win half of your games with that Druid deck by cycling through your entire deck towards an infinite Jade Idol chain, how the hell does that not qualify for the original "miracle gro" meme term

ty

>next turn autistic screeches minions into my deck
FeelsGoodMan

It's laziness, right? I'm pretty sure they didn't do it because they're lazy. Or incompetent.

this had no business taking me that many tries
>get azari as last boss with taunt deck
>tfw geosculptor yip shows up in my opening hand and hard carries me
i love him so much im gonna craft him in golden and play nothing but warrior until he rotates out

Language evolves. In hearthstone, a miracle deck is one that draws all your cards and enables massive turns where you swing the board into a winning state for yourself.

I swear if they ever pull a jade golem mechanic again I'm quitting this game

This is absolutely the worst thing they've done

inner fire is non-interactive cancerous shit and it gets new support packages every expansion

How bad is secret mage going to be when she's gone?

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How big is her cock

Sometimes lucky

Anyone got success with the spell hunter meme deck?

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>0 friends

This card is so broken that it's keeping a shitty deck like no minion hunter alive

I feel sorry for the people in wild against secret hunters with mad scientists and this

They have a beast with divine shield and poison for 3 this expac. its trash to play on its own, but in a zombeast, it would be insane. You could dispatch and be god. You could have the aoe poison attack. Poison divine chargers. It'd be broken on almost anything. Why they made that trash 3 drop that would only be good in zombeasts, who knows, but it would be busted in zombeasts.

Does the meta settle yet?

>with mad scientists and this
>play secret to upgrade
Why?

never seen this one before...

Help

And beat the darkness by milling him too.
Paladin finally done, justicar ring + captured flag OP

Stealth, gotta keep that umbra alive

Has anyone tried big spell mage yet? What's your spell lineup?

FEAR

when are they removing druid from the game

it's been cancer for too long

Why, blizzard, why?

Their stated reasoning is that it's too hard to do the typesetting for every possible beast in every language, so it's not a matter of balance but of being too much work to make the text aesthetically pleasing.

this is easy mode
bitch just discarded her quest reward

>playing priest
deserved that and more

draw 2, stealth is bad for deathrattle taunts. secrets second best

He's only got 2 taunts.

Unity Engine

Small indie company

Stealth. You have enough card draw with hucksters and it has good synergy with Umbra and Genzo and stealth just ruins so many bosses that rely on targeting your minions. Secret book too often does nothing with shitty Hunter and Paladin secrets.

Stealth is just too good for letting you choose how the game goes.

>PC runs new games at max settings fine
>HS lags
>HS runs flawlessly on my phone

why

Don't worry, Blizzard will print some more OP bullshit to compensate for Ice Block rotating

oen thing i learned from this boss, if you're mage you can mana bind the nether portal. not that anyone would ever not check in a real game. i didnt know it was a spell, i thought you were playing the portal as an object on to the field.

>spend money on packs
>play 1 ranked game
>immediately regret it
I wish someone made an unpacking cards simulator so I could stop playing this fucking pile of shit.

Most skilled deck out there.

>I wish someone made an unpacking cards simulator

it took that long for the regret to kick in? I spent $20 the other day, the only other time I've spent money has been the $5 starter, and I felt the regret after opening the first pack.

they do make card simulators though lol

When will this game die?

the gold cap is fucking retarded.

>3am
go to sleep sissy

>3 am

go to sleep cuck

I meant for hearthstone ofc

>I meant for hearthstone ofc

Just woke up, babe. Time to work on improving my understanding of anime world.

>Frosty furbolg has a cute voice
>qt fire mage sounds like an old hag

Fuck you Blizzard.

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hahahahhahahahahahahaa

Thanks friends

>still dead

:(

Spellstones need to be in your hand to upgrade right

>waking up 3am
Good times

>lost because weapon summoned azari

top lel pro hearthstone

the polar bear thing is cute, not just her voice, be nice

ye

>tfw miss playing rogue but don't want to play keleseth tempo

i thought this shit was supposed to be hard

Whatever happened to him?

>tfw waxmancer calls you pretty

rogue is easiest one

>0 friends

>counterspell gets eaten
>play spellbender
>spellbender gets eaten
fuck arena desu

try warrior

it was on eu i swear

lel

I need to start running eater of secrets

>Mana Twig with rogue hero power
Incredible