/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

This isn't the cutie Kei....

I'll rate your FACE

>lucid dream
Is this a meme now?

maybe

a wovewy cameo.. i see yew...

I need PROOFS of that before I start believing in her

Extremely rude!

nude proofs

Shiki a shit

imgur.com/a/HFBSa

You got my attention now

Asuka's a lewd girl.

It never was. It's for real.

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>Lucid dream about Rin
>I'm kissing her
>She starts crying
>I ask why
>"I know I'm just a dream, I'm not real"
>Wake up feeling dread

I wasn't ready for that.

You people have issues.

Have you tried lucid dreaming?

you fucking retard if you're going to repost shit from twitter you better fucking know what you're doing, leave this shit to the professionals

You mean Yukimi? I actually dreamt about her once because I constantly checked her wiki page almost on a daily basis because of how much I wanted her SSR card.

Forgot to mention that I'm itching to take Chiaki and Kaede out and include Karen and Noa. For some reason since the Trinity Field event, both of them really grew on me. Reading about Karen's past didn't help either.

You list the chuuni dorks pretty high, including Noa. And I guess you aren't a loliP which makes you a bad P.

And where are these so called professionals?

>not having issues

if you have to ask, you don't fucking know

Four Syokos!?

I was testing you

Four autists!?

Worst thing that happened to me in an idol dream was watching Takane get shot and slowly bleed to death during the WW3 battle the two of us and our idol squad we're fighting.

that's nice

I want to protect the lolis and make them smile, not fuck them.

Haruna wants in on the hype

...

YEAH

Christmas, fuck yeah!

Good thing my dream idol never has an existential crisis. She just gets too horny sometimes.

Iku will grow into a fine woman.

You know Shiki is rumored that she doesn't return home? She's a troubled young woman. But nice that you have Syuoko and Eve there. Homeless idols need love too.

Minori is so cool

imgur.com/a/4g0GK

I'm fairly sure you told this story here before.
Weirdest idol dream for me was the one where I was a Mars rover on a mission sampling the soil and Rika kissed me.

What the fuck was his problem?

he wants dick

Littering is a crime
A cool crime
Do it

Ah yes. The good eternal 17 year old delinquent turned flower shop owner who may or may not have committed murder.

All the 3 of them are safe and sound in one of my rooms.

buooooooo...

I still like the idea of Momoko not growing an inch taller.

I think I mentioned it, but not the Takane getting shot part. Her death was super dramatic. Hibbers was crying over her body and everything.

Meant for God, I'm dumb.

The Ace

You have no Karen so 0.

See Also *Nao not Noa

Well, when you do have Karen I'll re-rate it.

Four drug addicts!?

The Jack

Four Sachiko's Girlfriend

I'm sorry Kaede, I tried, albeit not hard enough.

Tootpats with her shell.

The one on the left is Yuriko, the center left is Valkyria Minami, the one before Haru isn't Umi, it's Tomoka.

Four Slutkos!?

Just be like me and learn how to tulpa
I haven’t had a meeting with Rina in a while but I should soon~

Yes! More donuts.

You did your best son, 7K is still impressive.

The King

Super senior

The Queen

Funny enough, I was going to write "Should I make a tulpa?". I don't know. Giving myself a mental illness is worth having Rin feel real?

Eve lives in a closet.

The closet of my heart

Can lesbians be cakes?

Just buy an onahole.

For no raisin

Shiki was great, best cute desu.
way better than uzuki drama

HxJ gets this while SEM gets ABCDEFG

c'mon SEM is a pretty good money maker too scamco

Just lucid dream, faggot. It's easier and safer than a tulpa.

Not if they stay young forever.

You want Rin to feel real, so you have a mental illness to begin with.

four shroomheads?

I already do it.
Fair enough

How far have you gotten with Rin?

Why have the last 3 event songs in TD all been angel types?

Sex and stuff. I prefer to just walk with her and kiss though.

Because Angel Type is the man.

Good man. That's how I feel about my dream idol-wife.

Good girl, Yukimi. Keep your knees together, unlike Convenient Chie.

Shiki is cute, but I don't like this art style at all.

Wafuu Succubus!

why are the boys inviting Shiki to Karaoke?

Opposite happen to me and I was the one who woke up crying.

Try listening to that roco site while you sleep, I bet it would induce some kind of tulpa creation. I was browsing /x/ years ago and remember they had some notes about how sound can help in the creation of one. I still have these mp3s of these audio clips on my old ipod.

Apology for Fairy bias

How much for one smile?

>Giving myself a mental illness is worth having Rin feel real?
Why is it always the Blues that drive anons to insanity?

HxJ isn't even the most popular unit anymore. Last election Beit won. I dunno why they keep pushing them this hard.