League of Legumes /lolg/

discord.gg/NKY7TP

Server for /lolg/, come hang out with your friends, join games and funpost with us in text and voice.

also, xth for the most fun bot lane combo

butts

He is

honestly i don't even know

t. comfywarrior

I NEED A GF

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

PLEASE

ANY GIRLS OR FEMININE GUYS THAT NEED A BOOST IN LEAGUE PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DISCORD HERE PLEASE!!!!!!

#KillingIt

>>Picked in comp in the last week in both support and 1v1 modes.
>Negro please.
I don't watch esports

>League of Legumes /lolg/
>Veeky Forums - Video Game Generals

how high of an elo are we talking about?

Then you are an intelligent person and I would be honored to chest bump you.

I love Camille

But I like girls.

Reminder to join the lolg discord which can be found here
Do not join any other lolg discord because it's a fake. Lots of pedophiles got kicked out and formed a new one.

What is in it for me

>welding
>eric
but there are pedos in there too

lulu poster is banned dont worry

New Sunfire buffs are great on him, huh?

>joining a discord
why though erp isnt worth that

Fuck Riddler.

Fuck Ponyprancer.

>tfw no fertile snek gf

>cassiopeia will never wrap you head to toe in her tail and impale you balls deep inside her before milking you with her snekpussy muscles

>literally all the pedophiles are still there

No progress was made as long as DDonuts and the other ten fags who are wanting to justify fucking a 13 year old are left untouched.

how mad do you think sloth is

what do my top 3 mastery champs say about me

discord.gg/n7aX92T

new lolg hub

what's the occasion user?

I would be halfway through platinum by now if people would stop banning Zoe every game.

you like to win

hey guys have you heard about this thing called discord

discord.gg/fHM77h2

depression

you're into femdom

You like her to be in control

GET THE FUCKING BOTS OFF OF ARAM

What do you do when your gf starts acting distant /lolg/?

Add more alcohol into her drinking water

tell her to stop acting like a 14 year old brat

oh... here maybe this will help

Be a person your gf wouldn't want to be distant with.
If she is acting like that there is a reason so fucking fix it you retard. If it's entirely her being retarded then dump her ass.

Press your ear to the bedroom door and masturbate while another man pleases her wildest fantasies.

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Which league of legends girls are most likely to lovingly dominate me?

>literally making me go from depression to straight up uncontrollable anger
I truly, in the deepest parts of my heart, legitimately hope something bad happens to you today user.

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I think she's just stressed about finals but she's acting like she's losing interest in me. It's hard to wait until they're over

riven

>lovingly dominate
>lovingly

That defeats the purpose

Thicc is a fucking meme skinny girls are the most patrician taste

Strong girls are you degenerate. Lift weights.

thicc got warped to fat disgusting chicks.
It was suppose to be nice thicc thighs that's it.
Now any lard ass that's not quite considered obese is thicc.

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>enemy picks champ
>dodge
>someone bans champ
>dodge

I just want to play Teemo you fucking niggers

I'm just trying to help...

No it doesn't you dumbass

The woman on the left is thick, right is a landwhale

Anyone want to play with a rock salad.

Im bored and alone.

>but she's acting like she's losing interest in me.
Well what do you provide that would be interesting.
Literally try asking her, if it's true and she starts talking about taking a break or something then good news for you since you can dump her.

He's fotm atm but it'll pass, probably.

if user doesnt have money and cant consistently buy new shiny things then gf leaves

at this point thiccc is used for pretty much fucking anything, like how autism is used

stop. seriously dude fucking stop. your little riven posting isn't cute or funny anymore.

Sure that's part of it but more importantly you can have no money as long as you don't let your gf think she has power over you.

this general only made me believe even more that soyboy is not just a meme and the west really is affected by mind altering estrogens.
Alex Jones was right but not even he understood how big this thing is, not only are the frogs turning gay but we now have mentally ill people in love with videogame characters.

autism

>play xerath
>win

really activates my almonds..

If I'm leveling a new account, should I just spam bot games to get to level 30

where the fucc is all the Tango Evelynn art

WHO WILL JOIN ME

I think a lot of it is honestly unintentional.
We've poisoned our water and food with tons of estrogen a lot by accident or incompetence. But you'll never see anyone speak out about how this can actually be harmful to a society unless you want people to compare you to alex jones.

I think I'm cute and funny

punish her because she is my slave and I am her master. I've been making her drink her own cum for days now.

also league of legends. sona is cool

xth for my wife Syndra

I mean there's global research about this, real science studies but nobody seems to care globalresearch.ca/health-and-the-environment-testosterone-levels-fall-worldwide/30129
it's easier for you to get prescribed estrogen and turn into a woman than to even get a doctor to consider giving you testosterone

that shit scared me

your pretty much avatar posting. stop its dumb. you couldnt have picked a dumber slut to do it with too. stop posting. go away

>duo bot with irl bros when I ADC
>they peel for the tank but not for me when I ADC
>have to peel for them because they are retarded enough to not fight when another team mate is there
>get zero honors when I do 45k damage, triple of anything any of them did even if my KDA is 11/8/25 with 300 cs
>duo bot with irl female friends
>they run off to help other lanes even though we haven't won bot lane yet
>get double, rather than trying to shove lane
>they run off mid to die or get nothing accomplished
>they peel for the mid laner who is negative and I repeat the same shit as before with zero honor
>duo bot with anons or strangers
>they do the same thing as the former two

I just want a devoted healslut gf to literally hold my fucking hand when I ADC. I am good at jungle and mid but I can't do jack shit as ADC when my support won't hold me like I am their world.

literally lulufag and syndrafag 2.0

h-help i want to be viable again...
im sorry i promise to stop split pushing

only when you stop being sad so I know I did a good thing

>decide to play a game of leage since forever to distract myself from irl shit
>this happens
>ekko was my botlane partner

Hahaha fuck you, I can get myself depressed without this.

>thinking riven will cheer me up.
You're as dumb as you are annoying. fuck off.

Post discord so I can hate fuck you.

>silvler 5
>42w 50l
kill yourself you pathetic trash

I'm on it!

you are literally the exact same as the lulu and syndra autists right now craving attention on an anonymous board....way to make the champ you like even more despised than it already is considering already among the most hated champs in the game.

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don't let them get you down cutie

>handfingers
>alot

are there any worse player type than assassinbabs