/utg/ - Undertale General

I prefer a big boy Chara with smooth arms and a seductive voice myself.

I like my Chara to be pronounced wrong

it's Chara like churros

it's Chara like drancharams

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

it's Chara like Muffet

Big boy Chara's the goal, but you'd be hard pressed to find him as seductively dangerous as the first chara thing.

We can only hope Caretaker makes a lot more porn.

Like, a lot more porn.

Please, I need it.

isn't Chara cucking Asriel with Muffet though?

i want more lovey dovey porn, i dig chariel ships.

It's time!

No, Muffet just gives Chara useful BDSM tips for next time they get lewd with Asriel.

those 'highly personal demonstrations' would count.

threesome yes, probably with light cucking but asriel will end up double dipping.

1-0 for /aog/

We win?

no but the match isnt over

>Flowey
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>Frisk
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>Chara
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>Sans
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>Undyne
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>MTT
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>Napstablook
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>Tem
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>Shyren
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>Astigmatism
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>Partners
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>Undyne + Asgore
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>Toriel + Flowey
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>kids
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>Group
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Would you still love your fave if they were 4 and they tried to sing you a song they learned but they messed it up and started crying because they thought you would be very disappointed in them

Aww cute flowey, and thank you twitter user

d'awww of course i'd still love them.
they'd get a big hug and a kiss on the cheek

They would not survive the winter

why yes

But can she get me pictures?
Pictures of Spiderman?

Post tall Monster Kid

She'll send selfies instead

Maybe!

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But can the Spider genetically alter apples into spider apples!?

How much does your favorite weigh

I want the robot to bully me!

Sans's voice actor is the worst

monsters are magic so outside of mettaton i think they're all fairly light

Doesn't Undyne make a loud thunk when she lands

Undyne was wearing armor and trying to be an anime

Yep!
Spiderman is actually a good friend of the spider! I'm sure she can arrange something!
Stop doubting whether you love the spider or not! You know you do! All you have to do is accept it!
Sure. She can make them spider apples but not genetically. It's not very cute to mess with genetics. All she needs is the power of cuteness to accomplish that!

My take is that if their magic makeup can 'fake' mass in most or all other respects, it can also 'fake' it's weight.

What's the difference between faking weight and having weight?

Alphys is so fat that when everyone at school pointed and laughed at her for being fat she knew they were right and felt bad for crying about it as she had no right to

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I bet Chara will grow a big 'ol beard when they are older

I love Chara's expression in this.

>Asriel how are you even enjoying this?

Horned spooder is pretty cute, too

>Implying there are people who would not find comfort in the warm embrace of Papyrus's scarf.

I disagree. The horn ruins the design.

For me it depends on the size. Where it's a small horn it looks kinda cute, but the larger it gets the more it looks like some weird tumor.

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I did several simple things that I had been procrastinating for weeks, months, or even years, and now I feel better
Maybe everything is going to be alright

>Chara
>Getting older

Good job, user.
Keep the momentum going!

The spider a hot! HOT!!!

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I can't believe the spider is a hardcore masochist who burns herself with hot tea!

Was it stitching this comic together

there is a Chara for every size!

>implying they don't fit into a small urn

You'd have to pack it in really hard

Lewd.

damn this artist puts in effort to make his charas as ugly as possible

is chara related to popeye

that's their style. Everyone is hyper-expressive too

nah, they just minmax their life. Part of that is a good diet and a lot of exercise.

they're ded user

What if twenty million tonnes of spinach fell into the underground?

Aarons would get even more muscly and tensions between Aarons and Temmies would lead to all out war.

Not magical so monsters couldn't eat it

Alphys would get rid of it to destroy any chance of having to eat healthy food

The mouth monster at Grillby 's would

reminder to recognize your favorite as your eternal master and do whatever you possibly can to pleasure them

Friendly reminder to make your favorite feel loved and happy.

I try every day

Friendly reminder to make yourself feel loved and happy, too.

user I've been trying to re-learn that for nearly a year now. Throw me a handbook or something.

stronger monsters

Friendly reminder that monsters pee! Monsters pee! Monsters pee!

You're funny.

?????

the only way I can reach anything resembling that is to make sacrifices for others that leave me hurt and miserable and worse

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Your happiness matters, just as much as other peoples'. Don't inflict anything on yourself you wouldn't want to happen to others.
The golden rule goes both ways.

What if she's american and it's iced tea

What if your fav spoke exclusively in Swahili?

time to learn a new language i guess

Shit myself over learning a new language

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ALFEEEEES

It's actually Alvfvfvf-Aiis

Excuse me but it's actually Elf-Fizz

Raz-Al-Ghul?

What the fuck man