/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

yea she can suck a dick like it's her job.

imagine a new expansion just released and you still play razakus priest
it's just sad

Why is the op image dogshit?

im glad he's doing his rounds at the special needs academy

Eloise is a virgin though

Post your choice for most underrated card of the set thus far, and why.

2/2 for 3 isn't even bad, and I wouldn't mind copying any minion that costs 3 or more in my deck, the more expensive the better. Tarim is probably the best, but extra tirions, cobalt/boners, etc, are all insanely good. Hell even an extra juggler could be insane depending on the situation. Best of all it's a neutral so it can go in any class, but I've found it particularly potent in paladin.

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Not after I'm done with her

i am currently one win away from rank 5 with Kolento Oakheart Warrior. ez.

Good thing /ourguys/ LUL will win like they deserve to for breaking the meta

Duh

hearthpwn.com/decks/997733-kolento-oakheart-armor-control-warrior-69-wr

Remember to upvote this so hearthpwn shieldbears can craft shitty cards

In case it wasn't obvious btw

Enjoy your incoming losing streak.

Based Muzihadul Islam a true American patriot

#muzzy2020

Put a bag over her head and do doggystyle only and I might consider it. But seriously, bitch has a manface and no tits.

Totally forgot that I unpacked one. Might craft Sonya and try some Rogue shenanigans.

It definitely works there if you have the cards, but honestly I'm feeling like zola is just a good card all around. It's not hard to think of any given card, especially legendaries, that you'd want an extra copy of in pretty much any given deck, and for only 3 mana. The 2/2 body is just a bonus imo.

>he doesn't craft golden Yip for Oakheart Warrior

t.shieldbearer

I planned on crafting her as my first lego craft if I didn't pull her, and thankfully I did. I've put her in most decks if the minions have decent value and she's a good auto-include a lot of the time

>Play 30 Rogue Class Cards quest
>Play 3 Druid games, no random card generation shenanigans
>After the first game I catch a glimpse of what it looked like the quest being 2/30
>Think I saw it wrong
>2 games later I see this
what is wrong with this game

Guys we are finally on the first page of hot standard decks. everyone please upvote so we can even make it higher.

*blocks your path*

>make spell heavy dungeon run
>lmao gutmook 7th boss stories to tell

fuck you brode
cant even have fucking fun here

You're probably using some Tri-class cards that only work in Druid, Rogue and Shaman

woohoo?

because rogue shares cards with druid and shaman you mongoloid. like priest shares them with warlock and mage. and hunter shares them with paladin and warrior.

>doesn't even know the tri-class card
>WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME

kys

>priest dungeon run

what the FUCK am I supposed to pick? Res and deathrattles even with double rattles just seems too weak.

I was lucky enough to get her from a pack (the guaranteed legendary in the first 10 packs of a new expansion you get is nice, because that's roughly how much I could get with my gold and the free quests), but I haven't heard any meme streamers talking about her yet. That priest I played against was using her and copied kazakus with zola, but I copied tarim and still won in the in (call to arms pulled 2 jugglers and I proceeded to machine gun his board and face away and he conceded, it was disgusting).

Must be a pain in the ass being forced to clear wave after wave of weenies with the knowledge that tarim is in hand and could blow you out at any moment if you ever fail to play AoE literally every turn, including dealing with any divine shields.

>Priest meta

How long can this go on? :pick: FeelsBadMan :pick: FeelsBadMan

>He's a tit man

Tits are for patricians. We all know it's niggers and brownies who dig big asses.

End yourself mudskin.

I finished the run playing Big Priest with the Scepter of Summoning

Retard

i love tits and i think asses are for barbarian inbred cucks but i am also a brownie. wtf?

How many wins hsg?

She also has no ass. She's basically a man, but hey I guess she appeals to the yellow fever virgin demographic for some reason. Just saying if you're into camwhores there are much better choices out there.

phew i dont know what to believe anymore

>brownie calling others barbarians

Tits are just an imitation of ass because when humanity started walking on two feet men couldn't stare at butts anymore so evolution made for women to have butts on their chest instead, it's retarded to want the imitation when you can have the real thing

>iknowthatreference.jpg

>I think I know shit about biology but I actually don't

Keep trying to convince yourself you're not an inferior irrational being for digging asses.

You're all idiots, hair is the true symbol of a woman's worth

>I'd rather be a primitive ass-loving chimp than an advanced tit-loving human

why the fuck do you need a twitch account to make a hearthpwn account? too much effort

if you have an account upvote this piece of shit to support /ourguy kolento
hearthpwn.com/decks/997733-kolento-oakheart-armor-control-warrior-69-wr

The next crap you're going to say is you worship feet.

it is already on the frontpage of hot standard decks. if we can get some more upvotes it will be great.

Call me a faggot but women are disgusting.

Depends on how many dimensions they have desu.

hahahaha who crafted a golden yip top lad

I like how they look naked but honestly vaginas look fucking disgusting unless the vulva is puffy

tits are fountain of life. it is where you start to get your strength in your baby days. ass is for dumping your literal shit. only an inbred prefers ass.

t.brownie user

Holy SHIT Paladin is cancerous

some based user is really invested in this operation

What list are you running? I already have two Dudes Pali decks to play with to see what I like more and wouldn't mind more options

>Virgins discussing how they prefer women

no lie the hime cut is the best haircute ever made

aggro paladin, spell hunter, secret mage, miracle druid, control lock.

can you lads rate these decks in order of best craft to worst craft? i cant make up my mind and have a limited amount of dust.

Chakki is so fucking good at hand reading, how does he just whip out these fucking crystal ball hand snipes

To be fair he's actually writing it down and keeping track of card order

Woman are disgusting, meanwhile Dango looks attractive desu.

women entering card games is the worst thing that could happen to this genre, good thing that Heathstone exists and it keeps them from spilling into better card games

Tier 1:
-Paladin (you don't need the leggo weapon)
-Secret Mage

Tier 2:
-Miracle Druid
-Controlock (anti aggro Oakheart version probably better than handlock version rn)

Tier 3:
-Spell Hunter (decent right now but it WILL get cucked and lose steam in a refined meta)

I'm going to be reasonably upset if Liquid wins this series, LUL came infinitely more prepared than any other teams and it would be a crime to just lose the shit format allowing less prepared teams to steal their ideas

How good is taunt druid right now?

>7 Cards in hand
>I'm dead to board next turn
>Enemy at 8 HP
>My first soulfire discards my second

Warrior Quest was a mistake

Why don't we have the Winter Veil emote yet? We had it in the first couple of days of December last year. I just want to BM with Uther for a few weeks is that so much to ask?

Hunter is fucking insane in arena this exp

12-0 with 3 spellstones, 4 secrets and 1 bow; the other cards were mediocre aggroish crap

We did it Reddit!

bad, the skillful meme druid that's hot right now is miracle

Stop it brode step away from the button team lul deserves to win

It's really stupid that that teams can change decks. Deck building is a good chunck of the game and they allow everyone to just copy the litearlly only team who properly prepared and innovated.

That glove makes it look like his right hand is covered in dozens of shallow horizontal cuts that go all the way around it.

The sportsmanship out of lul and liquid

>facing Hunter
>Tundra Rhino into three(3) Corridor Creepers

i can't take a win for dog and feno. LUL is the only team that deserves winning this

TIME FOR GULDAN

This is what I'm currently testing, got to rank 10 with it last night before going to bed. I was running divine favors before but I ended up replacing them with stonehill defenders, honestly after using zola for a couple of games I just felt like I wanted more ways to get more tarims. Also jailer is serious value, I remember everyone saying he was going to be garbage but just look at all of the ways this deck can make use of a bunch of 1/1's you can play whenever you want. Part of me even wants to cut something like truesilver for lightfused stegadons but I feel like that would be going overboard, I don't want to go full lmao dudes, I more just realized how powerful it could be if you used call to arms to thin your deck and making every 1-2 drop possibility a good one (either it has divine shield, an ability that immediately gains value [juggler, dire wolf could also work potentially], or has a good deathrattle). The deck thinning in turn gets you to your bomb cards faster by removing the junk from your deck, and gives you a way to re-flood the board after any board clear. Jailer is also a way to re-flood the board, and with tarim you are always threatening a huge bursty turn if they can't keep clearing.

I wonder what deck Chakki is going to play? :thinking:

I'm expecting a full on meme handlock

He's a literal card warlock.

HOLY SHIT

If Gnosh the Greatworm eats a poisonous minion it instantly dies. It just ate my turn 1 Pit Snake and won.

Argentina, is that you?

UN NERF HOOT HOOT YOU FUCKING CUNTS

Don't need, hell you probably shouldn't even include val'anyr if you owned one. That said, you do need several important epics. From what I've heard, secret mage needs aluneth, though.

Copied from other thread (why do we have 2?)

Thoughts on this deck?
It''s a super fun Miracle - Mill Rogue deck that actually works pretty well against slow decks since it runs a shit ton of removal.

Darkness is pretty much a meme card in the deck, but I got it so I'll use it,
I thought of swapping it out for Minstral or Shadowcaster but they seem to slow.

# Class: Rogue
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Mammoth
#
# 2x (0) Backstab
# 2x (0) Preparation
# 2x (0) Shadowstep
# 2x (1) Hallucination
# 1x (1) Patches the Pirate
# 2x (1) Swashburglar
# 1x (2) Eviscerate
# 2x (2) Sap
# 1x (2) Youthful Brewmaster
# 2x (3) Coldlight Oracle
# 1x (3) Edwin VanCleef
# 2x (3) SI:7 Agent
# 2x (4) Fal'dorei Strider
# 1x (4) The Darkness
# 2x (5) Vilespine Slayer
# 1x (6) Gadgetzan Auctioneer
# 1x (6) Vanish
# 1x (9) Valeera the Hollow
# 2x (12) Arcane Giant
#
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Only thing I'm missing is tyrant, how fucked am I?

argies never admit to being brown. they are convinced they're white.

>tfw the cardback looks pretty meh

Well shit, good thing I got the LoE heroic card back.

Yosh or Death's Bite?

It's a pretty fucking good card in the deck and will be included in Jade Druid when it comes back in a few weeks, I guess you could put in Kun and another Plague or so?