League of Legends General - /lolg/

Winter Jinx edition!

Old thread! eyosongive.us

I wanna cuddle Jinx and appreciate her with a 'perfectly fine and sober' Vi

winter yuri

xth for my wife Syndra

xth for sleeping because chinks in All Stars can't close games

>ping pong
What did Zirene mean by this?

>63 minutes
>20 kills

does your fav like marshmallows?

I want vi to punch jinx in the face until jinx is a sobbing mess with a tomato swollen face

>earlygame meta
>62min game

I want to cream in Zoe's hot chocolate.

>65 mins

Why won't those Chinks pick Tristana or Cait if they want every game last over 60 minutes? At least pick a proper lategame ADC and not shit like this

same

birbs dont eat marshmallows

Because Miss Fortune's stronger.

Honestly LMS needs one good ult and they got it.

>meiko still isn't full build
who doesn't

>tfw no qt petite gf

Reminder to follow your dreams and not let the resident silver shitters discourage you from playing the champion you like the way you like.

wtf dont tell me they changed his lore

KARSA
YOU HAVE BEEN UPGRADED FROM A SUPERMINION TO A SUPERMINION WITH SMITE

wtf is game

>LMS stole elder
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ELDER DRAKE ZHONYAS THRESH LANTERN LEE-SIN STEAL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA KARSA

>hourglass lee sin to steal elder
next level

you forgot your pic

...

those who want to remain fit

>240k gold across both teams

Jesus christ.

>and now LMS has Elder Dragon and three Mountain Drakes to fucking oneshot towers

I don't know how a game can be this silly and boring at the same time.

I love my boyfriend Kled!

Bringing Azir back in the meta was definitely not a bad idea! Waveclearing is the truest of skills!

>he doesn't know
Varus is a Darkin possessing the merged body of two faggots.

>tfw no qt petite gf (male)

You're getting cucked

>game is still fucking going
>there's still, maybe, two more games after this

fucking hell

> kledfag
> hates waveclearing
who could've guess.

HUG THE POLICE!

Even if I feed like a retard when I'm tilted as fuck?

Sorry, I can't, I'm too manly for that user.

I tried my best, I swear but lane was hell against that cait, she would auto Vayne with her range advantage and she would just move around and tumble in circles.

>he can't stay fit and eat unhealthy foods at the same time

Too bad Jinx is always too quick for Vi and they're locked in an eternal game of cat and mouse until riot decides to build on their dynamic

Cute dykes

>earlygame meta
>tournament with 5 randoms grouped so no macro
>still degrades into waveclearing for months

t. fattie

Uhhhhhhhhh, lolbabs?

I-It's almost over... j-just one more teamfight. R-right guys?

>Chinese teams never can close out games

Why do you think they can't win worlds either?

Why is LoL esports such a fucking joke?

Imagine if league had buy back like in dota

Can you take 2 more games of this? I'm going to sleep

I've literally never seen a game ever go beyond 80 minutes
And that might be about to change

i'm 6'0 and weight 140lbs

how much AD or AP would you get for gathering storm at 70 minutes? that's gotta be near 200

have you only been playing for a year?

league can use a lot of things from dota. couriers, more abilities on champs, less casual mechanics

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Excuse me? This is a best of 5? I thought this was a best of 3.

>only a single death and not even inhib from that

Goddamn that Ryze ult

Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven!
Best guy!
Hi /lolg/!

how much is it in human measures? sounds pretty fat to me

This is objective.

It's like watching a season 1 EU game.

I wonder how much armor thresh has at this point

which of them are running gathering storm?

because the game is so dumbed down for the average retarded 14 year old that good players have so little that differentiates them that it is impossible to "outskill" someone at pro levels, which means games are playing safe and waiting for someone to fuck up followed by baron > end

this game is complete shit because everyone is rusty and aren't used to playing with each other because all stars

>manly
you already looked qt enough a few months ago

>manly
haha no, with not with that girly face

>Darius in boring or bland

Almost had 3 for 3

This champ.

Made me want to draw again.

Fuck you and fuck whoever plays her.

>elise
>im a slut with a spider haloween costume
>best character design
maybe for this game lol

Bo5
i can't take it
save me

>Jhin in tier 2
>Heim not in teir 3
>Warwick in tier 3
>Draven not in tier 1
Damn son I gotta bite

>as soon as i get up for a drink the games gonna end and i'll miss it
fuck it

good taste
id put zoe lowest tier though and annie higher

JUST FUCKING END
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

If you mean EU measurements, 1.8288m and 63.5029kg

>Play some ARAM
>Fucking five games in a row against Sona's while I keep getting melee shit I can't play well
>FINALLY get Camille against another Sonashitter
>Spend the entire game dunking her to the point she's whining in allchat
>We actually lose the game because of how hard I'm focusing her but I don't care, he ends 0/15 and had no fun whatsoever

That was immensely cathartic.

Fucking bebe is keeping us in the game.

>lulu top tier
>ww and lucian boring/bland

dropped

80:01
fuck off

ITS FINALLY OVER

EIGHTY
FUCKING
MINUTES
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I CAN"T TAKE IT BOYS
I JUST CAN'T DO IT

80 FUCKING MINUTES

JESUS CHRIST

>80:01
80:01
>80:01
80:01
>80:01
80:01

>least death
>accused of feeding by the guy with 2x mine

Silvers have really fragile egos.

why is China the hometeam in Los Angeles

Why aren't you playing Ziggs anons

Don't you like fun

it's fat, it's about my measures (i am a couple of cm taller tho) and i was thin when i weighted 45kg

I want a DRAAAVEN to spin his spinny thing for me

Bebe kept us in the game for that long

cuck white bois who are upset at getting stomped by Koreans every day and literal chinks

Best girl.
Best waist.
Best wife.

>he doesnt like lulu
dropped!

>having fun as ziggs when assassins exist

skellington

>white bois

they're all yellow, so they're probably all Chinese

>barn burner
>hot garbage
yikes!

Please don't bully me.

#KillingIt

>tfw just had my own long match

Hi!
I got something for you!

>fun

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO *splat*