/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #208

Ok /ddlc/ I’m here to propose you a new activity! Did you know that if you’re experiencing an artist block, trying yourself in a different kind of art can help you achieve inspiration? No? Then give it a try!!! You’ll see I’m right! Take the blank Monika on the left and give her whatever you want, either complex or less, it doesn’t matter, she craves purpose and you can give it to her! The drawing on the right is just ONE of the limitless possibilities that exist, and look at how much happier she is now!

Shai'Hulud

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being australian

Yes!

Reminder to not let your dreams be memes.
We're all gonna make it lads

or canadian

I love her too

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE! JUST. YURI!

Hello friends

What's wrong a boot being canadian?

Aber du siehst ihr Hakenkreuz überhaupt nicht

So what game was it?

Good morning, everyone! welcome to the poetry pit!

Let's get the-

>Steam's offline
I see who you really are.

Tfw Yuri will never lactates her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast

Handholding with Sayori while she looks like the Pringles guy!

Looking deep into Sayori's mustache and sour cream and onion eyes!

Eating a tube of Sayori's snacks!

Repeatedly cumming into Sayori's pussy while screaming, "Once you pop, you can't stop™!"

What's everyone drinking on this fine Monday afternoon?

>>Monika threads best threads because we blindly copy paste.

Reminder that none of the doki's would want you to die

A precancerous polyp.
Swelling and bursting, spreading.
A miasma which will wash across only you,
and you will be left to wonder,
"Isn't this where we came in?"

Sayori but she drinks milk and then gets a mlk moustache and then gives you a milk kiss

except Yuri

>guaranteed 10 years old
Fucking pedofag whiskey drinkers

N-no, I swear!
I was just offline at the time!

...

consider suicide you attentionwhore
and no I don't care if that is just ketchup or whatever

Hi Monikanon! Good luck with what you're working on. Try your best, we believe in you!

What if I want to give her nothing?

I'm gonna cry when the golden shower fic turns out to be Natsuki spraying you with watergun filled with lemonade and nothing sexual happens.

_room.png
what is his plan?

i have some hennessy leftover from last night so im just polishing that off

...

10 was really heartwarming.
Thank you.

user had a final today!
user wasn't very confident!
But Sayori is in his phone!
Sayori is on his screen!
Sayori is in his heart!
There's always next time!
Sayori wants a burger!
Burgers with Sayori!

Sayori!

It isn't and I have, obviously, user

The darker portion was earlier and the lighter portion is my most recent effort

I do it for her!

No need to fight, you two. There's plenty of me to go around.

That's just because she cares about our mental health.

MC the Paladin
Sayori the Cleric
Natsuki the Ranger/Fighter
Yuri the Wizard/Rogue/Spellthief
Monika the NPC innkeeper
Danlet the DM

Monika wins by cheating, pissing Shizune off.
Shizune wins if they both play fair.

>He forgot Shizune's route.
Shizune is canonically way better at chess than Hanako.

>I do it for her!
For attention you mean
>thinking yuri would want you to cut yourself like some retard
M8.

Spooky

Peated scotch is younger on average than non-peated scotch because the flavors imparted by barrel-aging (ie. oak, vanilla) will mask the peat when used in excess. The smoky profile mellows out very quickly, and the drink commonly loses a lot of its complexity.

The sweet spot for Islay whiskys is anywhere between 8 and 12 years old, though anything up to 16 is feasible for most distilleries.

And that's Monika's drinking tip of the day!

What good is attention if I'm anonymous? I'm just posting for my fellow cutcrew here in /ddlc/!

meh. it's just cutting. you're just leaving scars that'll look like this and visibly tell anyone who might get interested in you that you're fucked in the head, but hey, your life.

I bet Yuri wouldn't mind being MC-Kun's personal urinal uwu

Fuck off with your Homestuck General meme.

What did he mean by this?

Three days before finals and I still have like fifteen assignments to finish, most of them due tonight and tomorrow, ahaha...

I think you got it the other way around
>H E R S C E N T

Thank you for understanding user!

Giving Yuri FIVE bowls of bran flakes!

don't say those fucking words around here ever again

N-nevermind, sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out. My bad.

user...

Well, my taste is all over the place, I'm mostly listening to electro-swing, jazz hop and sabaton and demon hunter. But I also give a listen to what Anons link!

Wish you the best on your finals, user! You better not be posting while you drive.

Anyway, back on topic. What are you guys up to? Gonna fall asleep and hopefully figure out a part two to a fic.

What are you waiting for, you dork? Get cracking on it already!

youtube.com/watch?v=gwDoRPcPxtc

>Snow with Arachne Sayori
>This is usually nice!
>Until she has to walk up an ice covered hill on the way home!
>She's tired of trying because it's always too hard!
>Sometimes it even hurts because she slips over a lot!
>Her feet have too little grip and the way she carefully tries to walk upward puts her at the mercy of awkward weight distribution too much!
>user understands because his balance is not great!
>user offers to take a strand of webbing all the way up the hill and tie it to something so she can climb it!
>Sayori doesn't want to burden user like that!
>Especially if he'd have to do it every day it snowed!
>user offers to walk a longer route home with her!
>He tells her it's a nice day and snow only comes once a year so he'd be up for savoring the moment!
>That sounds nice actually!
>user and Sayori slowly take the long way home, they see parts of the town they rarely visit covered in snow!
>It's like going somewhere brand new with zero risk of getting lost!
>It's quiet too!
>Sayori learns to like taking the scenic route home with user!
She says she would be up for hiking new places with him in her free time!
>user knows her stamina is terrifying and she will absolutely leave him in the dust once the snow clears up but oh well!
>Arachne Sayori!

Just saying, it's gonna hardmode your dating. Just a heads up when you're a few years older and you realize you have 50 years left on this planet and those scars will stay there the entire time.

Cute!

My day was going pretty well until I saw this. Now I'm depressive again.
Fuck you. I hope your mother gets sick and you have to watch her die.

You should get to work, Monikanon! I promise we'll be waiting when you're done or you need a break!

I've been listening to Ensiferum again as of late. I used to be super into this band!
youtu.be/fyvPe0uqjjY
That user that asks weird questions isn't here, so I'll fill in. What's your favorite color?

Now that's the good stuff. Please somebody delete the other dokis from excistance so we get top tier Monika fics till the end

Haha! That already happened! I can take it!

I want to feed Natsuki 6 bowls of Honey Smacks!

>monsquid

...

Good, I'm glad you suffered. You deserve every bit of it.

i want to feed you my cum

She'd be a very sad doki :,(

I want to hold hands with Yuri!

Too much sugar but thank you for feeding her!!!
Yuri is the cutest bran flake fan of them all!

But I didn't suffer, user! My mother was extremely abusive and I had to feign sadness at the funeral!

That christmas will get fucked up.

It's night before finals now.. I've studied a bit but shit man. Not really enough. Had I just taken 45 minutes out of my day every day and done a bit of coding, this final would be a cakewalk but not now.

I did good on both finals I've had till now, and the last one won't be too bad though. I think I'll make it.

And I think it's very important to remember, we're young as fuck. A failed final, TWO failed finals, in the long run it doesn't really matter. Just keep working hard at it, learn from mistakes, and do better next time. We're all gonna make it. Time is on our side.

I want to suck on her tits

I love her too.

Ah, Yeah! This is happenin’!

pastebin.com/Ug6LJ3uw

If she was abusive then you did suffer, didn't you? You suffered the abuse.

>You will never go on an adventure with Sayori.
>You will never protect her from any harm as she heals your wounds with her divine magic.

Yuri doesn't like branflakes. It's just a disguised kids cereal with too much sugar.

Natsuki, but she's the slicki-wicki-wickest there is!

I absolved her of my suffering when I got to enjoy watching the life painfully leave her body :)

Lookin' damn good though if I could say so myself.

I want to share a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios with a smiling Sayori.

Wait. Why are we mad? I thought it was pretty good.

Sayori but she talks in 1920's sang

>Taking Yuri to meet my mother
>Yuri is nervous
>"Relax Yu, I think she'll like you"
>"But what about...you know..."
>"Trust me Yu, my mom has seen some crazy stuff before, she'll be fine"
>Arrive at my mom's house
>"A-user... you're completely sure she won't judge me?" She asks me shyly
>I flash her a grin
>"Yuri, just be yourself. The woman I fell in love with is an impressive one, she shouldn't doubt herself"
>Yuri seems to believe me and we exit the car

>Yuri offers to help my mother in the kitchen
>Yuri and mother start talking about tea
>Yuri gives my mom some advice with tea.
>Dinner is served and we enjoy it in a relatively good mood.
>On our way home Yuri speaks up

>"user, I think it went well, do you think so?"
>"Definitely, I was surprised to see how well you two got along, she even had some compliments for you!"
>"R-really user?"
>"Yes, she said that you handled yourself well in the kitchen and that you sound like a very bright young lady"
>"Did she say anything about..."
>"She did actually, she said that you have lovely hair and that your purple skin is absolutely flawless"
>"She said that?"
>"Yes she even said she's a little jealous of your grace in the kitchen"
>Yuri blushes
>"Now you're just lying user..."
>"So what if I am? It's what I think of you Yuri. Yu, you're amazing, you're pretty, smart, helpful, creative and positively elegant! You don't mean the world to me Yu, you are my world"
>Silence hangs in the air for a few seconds
>"user, what did I do to deserve you?"
>"You were you, no other reason is needed"
>With nothing else to say we sit in silence for the rest of the journey, somehow the air seems warmer, almost sweet

Even more shitty greentext for my liebling! You make me so happy Lamia Yuri!

check

Arachne Sayori is too good for this world.
Do you reckon she'd be able to carry user on her back when he runs out of stamina?

>"Wowzer, that's the bee's knees user"
>"Waddya mean, stop?"

Natsuki, but she's just trying to draw just for fun

I don't like lewd fags
only day 1 is sort of good, everything else is garbage

Oh. That. Didn't bother me.

I, for one, welcome our new Monika overlord.

AND THEN SHE PULLS OUT HER GUN!

I love Monikanon!
Holding Monikanon hands!
Interlocking fingers with Monikanon!

Go away