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>Server wars intensify

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
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>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
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>Cryo Autism
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>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
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>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
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>Nostalgia
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>OP Pastebin
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wild ride

Fuck you c

I like the nerd drama. But it sure brings a good question to the table: Why can't we all get along? Why can't we be friends?

Reminder to lynch all tajarans.

bongo

Explain

you must pay 5 pomfcoins for the high resolution(tm) image of rogue one(tm) a star wars(tm) story by disney(tm)

post sad stories

from a few days ago

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well shit THAT'S the wrong. webm. that's how you quickly make cryo.

THIS is what I wanted to post

We started what would become Veeky Forums because we didn't like what TG was doing and where the rest of the community was going. Feweh is not my friend and neither are the decrepit succdem goon fucks or the skeezy weirdos from the furry servers. There's no reason to appease them or hold ourselves to their standards. I could give a fuck if they don't like us, I don't like them, and neither should you.

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Idgi

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>Arithrazine
>Hyronalin
>10u Rye
I mean, it's a nice mix in a pinch but after getting the crap out you're left with 85 units of suboptimal mix. You could fill that up with some Dex+ and maybe Bicard, but it'll still lead to a slow regeneration process.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences
>ss13 servers all hate eachother
>/ss13g/ hates the Veeky Forumsstation discord
>my suburban high school cross country team hated the cross country team of the town next door

>Connection closed.
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

Veeky Forumsstation started because /v/station died and it needed a more structured place to chat about the game

Every day we stray further from Veeky Forumsstation and turn into VGstation

That's what I meant by "what would become Veeky Forums" yes. Every general got kicked off the board so we had to move here unfortunately.

Can hand labelers still disable flashes?

>In the year 2525
>if man is still alive
>if woman can survive
>they may find...
>battle of lil slugger playing in the bar

that's just not fundamentally how humans work when you scale up population sizes past a few hundred

even when accounting for how immaterial an affinity for a particular website on the internet is, having a contextual 'we' and 'them' makes outgroups, and outgroups are easy to point at when there's a perceived problem

animosity and competition are drivers for creativity at least

does nobody want QT 3.14's assistance?

the best mix (patented) is 32.5/32.5 cryoxclonex, 11/11 alkydylo, 10 hyperzine, 3 ryetalyn

sub hyperzine for nutriment if you don't care about cold people being slow or tweak ratio of hyperzine if it's a 1 in 1000 round where botany actually supplies rezadone

Are you a thicc cyborg?

fuck chi long qua that fucking faggot i hope he dies in a fuckin fire

I LOVE QT 3.14!
I grabbed a pAI at the beginning of the round and was hoping you would pop up

Utter trash apply yourself

First they have to know what it is, and then they have to know you know what it is, and that you want it.

What's a pAI? What do they do?

>Hand over like 4 bottles of carpotoxin to chemsitry
>They just say "uh...Thanks' and disposal them
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

personal ai's. a player controlled tag along. they can be used to hack doors, inject you with healing meds, troll people, etc

they can also slot into alot of items, like smart guns or medbots.

handy as fuck

Hello newfriend!

P-Ai's, are your personal assistants! They can hack doors, call you over radio if you die, and metagame and tell you who and what the antag is! They usually spawn in dorms somewhere on all maps, and look like black screened PDA screens.

They are dead players come back to life to make it so you DONT have to kill yourself to get a friend.

>A lot
They can slot into PDAs, Smartguns, Mulebots and medbots, And rarely archaeology guns. Thats all.

post chapels

you have to stop reposting this picture
it was almost 3 years ago

You cant even get gibs that way anymore. Feels bad man.
One step forward two steps back.

I once made a chapel of fire. Made burn chambers all around, but you could still walk beside them. Then I burned myself to death while praying to the fire gods.

Sadly, the admin online didn't have enough powers. He multiplied my life by at least 100 times, but I kept passing out inside the fire. So he teleported me outside, and once the round ended, I broke one of the burn chamber windows and unleashed hell

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Carp Pheromone is useless
Rezadone is shit
Zombie Powder is a joke

t. baddie

>10u Hyperzine
Your cryo patients are now taking overdose damage, congratulations
>Rezadone
Why would I ever use that in Cryo? Rezadone is for Golems, and the non-slime Xenobiologist. Get me Peridaxon and I may think about it.

>Why would I ever use that in Cryo?
why would I ever use kelotane in my dermaline pills????????

The whole idea of Rezadone is to NOT need cryo to heal clone damage. It overdoses at ridiculously small dosages which are easily reached in cryo, especially considering the only time I need faster clone damage healing over omniheal is when speedcloning is in process - which leaves people in the tubes longer.

So yeah, go ahead - mix Arithrazine, Hyperzine (The Mancrowave is a thing you know), Rezadone and Special sauce into cryo - I'll be over here hoping for the Botanist to bring me proper medbay stuff like Peridax, Honey and Royal Jelly instead.

No, the whole idea of rezadone is not to not need cryo, because it fucking sucks at it. Maybe that's your dumb, uninformed idea. MY idea of what rezadone is for is to make cryo faster, and the overdose is easily manageable.
Speaking of, if you're not stupid you can easily make rezadone all by yourself without ever needing help from anybody else.
>The Mancrowave is a thing you know
Mancrowave doesn't clear pain slowdown if the guy wasn't speedcloned properly
Note that I'm not defending 's mix, it's shit indeed, but you seem very shit too.

Can't look up the chem list at the moment, but I'm pretty sure rez heals brute and burn on top of declone; decent for stacking with other chems if you don't OD the person.

Yeah it's like bicaridine and dermaline put together. Sssshh, let him keep thinking it's bad.

Hyperzine's overdose limit is 15u, stupid.

You know it has a lower metabolism, right?

>Rezadone now heals burn and brute
No it does not. It never has and never will. Pic related.

Cryo lowers your metabolism and increases the amount of drugs you get. Next time you put someone in cryo, take a blood sample and analyze it, you'll see he'll have far more meds in his body than you think, easily overdosing on Hyperzine on your dosage for a speedclone.

Wow.
Literally every single thing in your post is wrong. You even forgot the picture.

Forgot pic. Rezadone is the poor mans Clonexadone - it is 1/3rd as effective, does not heal toxins, can overdose and has the one singular benefit that it does not need low temperatures like and heals organ damage. It's a field drug.

That's the "heal_organ_damage" part.
That's where it heals burn and brute.
>lists reasons why it's not a good field drug
>"It's a field drug"
It's a drug to stack with cryo and I will happily keep using it. Go be wrong somewhere else.

really kid

Could someone link me the sheets (metal, glass, plasma) icon in the github, and/or the "loading" sprites? I really need those

I just looked it up and you are right - Rezadone does heal burn and brute at a rate of 1. That makes it as powerful as croxadone, but fair is fair. It does not heal internal organs at all.

Pic is clonex and cryox in comparison.

Now, given that and the fact that Royal Jelly does the same at a power of 15 and Honey does at a power of its own quality, I'd rather go with that.

Rezadone
>heals clone damage
Royal Jelly
>does not heal clone damage

Wow, you've just potentially overdosed and disfiured your patient for a massive 25% increase in clone damage restoration over a basic cryomix with the added benefit of half a unit of both Bicard and Kelotane.

So if you replaced that Rezadone with
>Bicard and Dermaline
Double the brute restoration, six times the burn restoration, 20% less clone restoration.

>Royal Jelly
15 times brute and burn restoration and can also replace your dylovene

>High potency honey
Sky is the limit

It's just not worth it unless you are putting large Bluespace beakers in and are struggling to find space.
Make 5u Rezadone/5u Peridax pills and put them in a pill bottle together with dex+, antitoxin and oxy for an amazing trail mix, but for Cryo there's just so many better options.

Clone damage is done in seconds in the tube anyways, even if your clone spent less than a second in the clonetube.

>disfiured
~DISFIGURED is the negation of DISFIGURED.

My mistake, you've made them dizzy and jittery and halved your dylovenes power

gotta go fast

Gods of spess murrica witness me and guide me to a slightly less hellish existence that is the afterlife

Sounds like a good reason not to do that then. If I were the chemist for the shift, I'd cut my high-dose keloderm or bicar with rezadone probably if I got any. I suppose you can always do the same with DD sure, but DD has a faster metabolism due to it being a drink and all.

>cult was such a nonissue that not many actually considered a problem

Just gonna go through these one by one
1) 1*REM is 0.5, 1 is 1
2) 1*REM is 0.5, 1 is 1
3) Clone restoration is what you're going for and what Cryo will be used the most often for.
4) 1*REM is 0.5, 1 is 1
5) Dylovene prevents liver damage, which no other chemical does
6) Who the fuck is gonna bring you honey anyways? You can reliably get rezadone easily every round
7) How can you not fit everything in a 100u beaker, are you daft?
8) How the fuck can you possibly be so bad that you can't work around the overdose?
9) Cryox and clonex heal clone damage at the same rate that they heal everything else. It stands to reason that if clone damage is done in seconds, the other damages will be done even faster than that, and that clone damage is the slowest to heal.
10) With all the respect I can muster, you've been wrong about half this shit and just learned about the other half. Why the fuck you gotta argue? So you can feel like you "won" at an internet argument even though you're absolutely in the wrong?

Rezadone literally allows yout to completely skip cryo.
Clone, kick them out of cloner, give them rezadone, put them in the mancrowave, done. Any damage they may or may not have after that can easily be fixed by popping a few pills in their mouth. From dead to alive in a couple of seconds. Give them some hyperzine if you really are concerned about them being slow untill they heal to full.

Ask me how I know you've never done this
(hint: it's because 7u doesn't fully heal their clone damage, so you would have to wait until the first 7u are completely metabolized then give them a new pill)
Quit trying to make shit up to sound smart

just OD them nigger

Stops healing them after OD. Even if they can tank the toxin damage it just doesn't heal them anymore.
>Ask me how I know you've never done this
user I know about this shit, all that I ask is that you listen

>Be humble spess miner
>Get lucky and find diamonds early, so I have a drill made
>Meet new miner friend when I get back to cargo
>We both ride to the roid together
>Then he stands really suspiciously by the door waiting for me
>Go back to station for a moment just so he leaves
>Have to afk but don't want to log out, so I decide to pick the last dorm on the asteroid
>There's a fucking rune inside
SEEEEEEEEYMOUR

Sorry you cult couldn't really take off. If it's any consolation, I was paranoid everyone in cargo was a cultist waiting to jump me.

That last fight against the blob was some of the most fun I've had in this game.

Nothing in this game I move than a good pAI

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Goddamnit Parker, the Daily Honk is going to go under unless you can get me some pictures of those contemptible waifus! Now hurry up or you're fired!

What do your statics look like, /ss13g/?

Thank god it's almost winter break so I can play more.

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Secret metaclub insider here, cornslaw is the battle of little slugger poster.

thanks yahir

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is that the REAL jones bones?

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first time posting in these threads pls be gentle with my static

Just came back after a few months and see alot of additions to Xenoarch, was it overhauled or something? Can I finally start learning how to do it?

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just download the whole thing, the server files come with all the spritesheets and everything

>handy as fuck
I like how you listed three things, one of which is pointless if there's an AI and another which is literally being a dick.

My favorite thing to do with a pAI is set up a signaller on a bolt wire and make it my door guy.

Bonus points if it's a no-access door so he can even open it too with a second signaller on the open wire.

needs more loomis.

wtf i love silicons now

cucksie btfo

Tfw Americanizing the station successfully for the best kind of round end shenanigans.
I had another 9 loaded rifles on the way but I lagged out during the radstorm and died as a result. Feels bad man.

>all they had to do was get enough people to summon narnar
>fail

How many of the cargo techs were cult that round? All of them? Also William I'm sorry you had go like that buddy. I was actually about to leave you be because I couldn't for sure confirm you were a cultist. But thankfully you attacked me for some reason, and allowed me to go to town.