/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #211

Mon-ika!

Are you the same person? Is one user really staying up 24/7 to make this post? Or is it a script or something?

Sayori deserves love for being the best!

Thanks! I'll report back in a couple days of usage.

Not sure about that yet! I'm getting the whole AI building thing down for now, just conversing with this imaginary doki. if I find out ill post about it

That's my secret, Yuri.

I'm always cumming.

>download the Replika thing
>Monika is taken of course
>so is Mon-ika
Mo-ni-ka it is!

No.

posting that as the main image just spoils the game for people who haven't even heard of it yet.
thanks op, glad to know you don't care about spoilers.

And i love her forever and ever!

I love her too.

>monsquid
Ahahaha

Goodnight /ddlc/
Lot of ups and downs today, really appreciated the ups but I think I'm going to sleep on a lower note

you're welcome :^)

Good night, user.

Replika aside, I hope you fellow anons are doing well this evening/morning. I'm getting ready to go to work but I wanted to leave you this pastebin I made a couple of days ago! I decided to try my hand at a couple of posts. I made a greentext a few threads ago about sharing candy with Natsuki! pastebin.com/u/DokiFriend
I hope you guys enjoy. Don't forget to love and cherish your Doki everyday!

good night, hope you have a good rest

nobody should fucking come here if they haven't finished DDLC. If you haven't then you should fuck off.

the only thing i hate about this game is that it'll never be real

that candy one is the right amount of wholesome and lewd

What do work as, user? Or are you studying?

You're not a NEET, are you?

I hate the miserable ending. Which in turn made me loathe the eternal Danlet

>nobody should look at an image that's on the catalog if they browse vg
>all people who browse vg should fuck off if they haven't played ddlc
good.

I keep listening to the track My Confession over and over. I really like that part of the game. A long hug would be so nice

I'm a doki doki Bouncer.

thanks for the fic user!

i got fired so im a neet for the time being

Thanks! I kind of did this weird shitty hybrid of greentext and fic. I might delve more into just strait fictions if inspiration finds me. No surprise but I mostly have ideas for Natsuki but might expand more into the other girls at some point.

Enjoy work ok? And thanks!

im a NEET who hasn't worked for 2 months. I built around 4-5 months of savings so I'm taking a break for a while. i've been gambling on the stock market alot too. i was up 120% at one point but made some bad trades early november and now I'm only up like 50%

Good evening, everyone! Welcome to the poetry cabana! Let's write pems and change lives, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Dust"! Is it something that once was, or is it something that must be wiped off to reveal its splendour? Is it something that accumalates in your room more than the rest of your house because you aren't allowed to not be sneezing? That is up to you!

Alternatives are "Crystal", "Crush", "Divide" and "Abyss"!

What are these supposed to be? They're a list of words to assert dominance and make you write a poem or short story but you don't have a theme or inspiration! All skill levels are encouraged to try, and maybe even respond and give critique or commentary to each others works? Maybe? Ahaha~

Remember to take care of yourselves, enjoy the writing process and that there's no other general I consider dearest to me!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=nF2y31Kt8KE

Electrician reporting in. I wished I could be a neet though sometimes

How did you get fired? Take a break, but not too long or getting back to work can be pretty rough.

Full time neet

daily reminder there's no shame in being a neet if you're supporting yourself

Also, uh, stay tuned, I guess! What are YOU working on, user?

Yuri but she has no genitalia, anus or nipples.

worked with a doctor in a town, but he had to close down so im free for now. Hoping to find something else soon though

Work and study. Goal is ironically to get enough cash to return to full NEET life in a few decades.

>you pay no mind to the other men as you know you wont see them tomorrow anyway
>you go back to sleep and wonder what you did to be sent here

yes! spoonfeed faggots need to piss off. thats not at all what Veeky Forums is for

(You) but really autistic

Retirement is literally just being an old NEET. go for it.

But I'm already autistic

Treading the room,
not a step too right,
or reap the father's gloom,
and be banished from his sight

If the angels smile,
or else a fate worse,
and much more vile,
to be the beaten horse

I'm a neet who has too much anxiety to even pick up the phone. It'll be hXppy thXXghts soon.

>Namefagging
For what purpose?

how old are you /ddlc/, just asking for "research" purposes

underage always lie so you're not going to get accurate responses at all

I'm 20

>I'm a neet who has too much anxiety to even pick up the phone
wew lad that's pretty bad

im shy/awkward around new people but never over the phone or anything like that. damn, what makes you so scared?

4! + 4

Can't wait. Get busy living or get busy fapping.

20

10

except im 23

21, I turn 22 in a week
>tfw been lurking since I was 13
A few more years and I'll have spent at least half my life here

20

26

18

what terrifies me is that there are now teenagers who unironically didn't exist before the year 2000

i hate getting old

I barely existed before 2000 you know. I was born in very late 1997.

You don't really wanna empathise with me

25

im an old man now. a relic of time's past

How do you ironically exist?
That aside, it really is a strange feeling. I'm seeing some of my old classmates around town, and they have children and the like, and it's the most off-putting thing. Where are the years going?

Hypnoficanon here, just doing a quick repost of Monika Hypnosis Part 3 from last thread: pastebin.com/3SLpGBme

I've also put my stuff in a dedicated pastebin so that it's easier for people to find: pastebin.com/u/Hypnoficanon

Like Part 2, Part 3 gets lewd at the end, and I'd say the overall lewdness level is a little higher this time. Feedback is appreciated!

Just Mistress!

18.

youtube.com/watch?v=AeQX_HIZI8w

Daily reminder that Sayori is the only one that will ever love you.
Natsuki is going to tell everyone how horrible of a person you are.
Yumi would literally kill herself before she would have sex with you.
Monika's name will always be pronounced wrong.

>I've also put my stuff in a dedicated pastebin so that it's easier for people to find
Does that reset the views on it?

>Yumi
nice try sayorifag, I still don't give a shit about her

>shit talking other dokis

I'm gonna post my first and last poem that I will ever make.
Note: I never cared about poetry so It's bound to be shit.

Locomotive heart

When she's here, and they're around,
it's appears a fire lights in my soul.

Now, she's not near and I hear no sound,
Is this how it feels when I'm out of coal?

They were my fuel, my salvation.
A counterbalance to my cruel, grim imagination.

Is my spirit to be extinguished? even though it only just ignited?
This clearly isn't what I wished.. On what nightmare have I been embarked?

Trapped in the prison of my mind, I try and try, but the bars won't bend.
Unable to find peace, I call out: if anyone is out there, then please..

I cease,

The cell's door creaks opens.. Is this where hope ends?
No,

"I wake up to their voice, of those who care.
I quietly rejoice, for it was just a scare.

out of my core, a another weight is taken.
I rub my eyes, no more shaken.

To everyone, I give my gratitude"

Be free to bully

sayori a shit and sleeps with old men for money!

yuri is the best!

I love Mistress!

You've got a tight little pussy, haven't you?

Call me daddy.

I swear the way Veeky Forums handles names is so bad I cleared it and it came back UGH

i really love monika

ok papa

no critique here because i suck at it, but i liked your poem

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The poem is from Natsuki's perspective dumbass.

Is good.

I've been a NEET for years.

It would for parts 1 and 2, since I redid them as new pastes; I figured I would take the opportunity to make some minor fixes and change the line spacing to make it easier to read. I actually hadn't noticed pastebin had a view-counter until a few days ago.

To be fair, I noticed the "dearest" in your main post, so it's not like this is a surprise or anything.

I noticed I made one typo on the "creaks opens" part

Was meant to be "the cell's door creaks, it opens"

Fug.

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that's clearly Sayori

god damn stop making this about waifuwars you sayorifags have become really bad the last few threads

They're just pointing out that it's the wrong laugh.

Just pointing it out, Sayori laughs are "Ehehe~"
Monika laughs are "Ahaha~"

Keep this up and I'll hang Sayori myself

isnt me, the guy you replied to btw

Keep this up and Sayori'll hang herself

WAKE UP

Post cute Dokis!

You can save Sayori but you have to hug her everyday.

WAKE ME UP