/owg/ - Overwatch General

I would post Tracer x Emily, but Lena is straight and Emily is the opposite of cute. Sorry.

Devs also made Zarya my snusnuwaifu because of the body positivity community.

I know people give Blizz shit for that, but I think we're looking at it all wrong. Tracer is the super hot girl wanted by everyone (she's on every good team) unlike most LGBTQ's.

Zarya isn't annoying, works hard for her strength, isn't some activist supporting laziness and gluttony, is a hero for Russia. Pretty much the opposite of the body positivity "healthy at any size" community.

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The cutest lesbian couple in Overwatch, with love as pure and fresh as winter snow

Winged Victory makes her fat, what a shame.

Yeah you're fucked m8.

I got 2 arcade wins, xp at 19,872, and theres sure to be another free box for the yeti hunt win. During my lunch break I could probably play 2 games and open up 4 loot boxes (1 free, 1 arcade win, 1 yet, 1 xp). Do you even minmax?

im still here faggots

Yeah but you can see her feet so it's a 10/10 skin

Nice :3

fem rat is 3.14 level qt

/ll/ forever

LEAKS WHERE

update your shitty game already you talentless hacks

Wait 4 hours

i swear this event came so quickly
i dont know if i lost track of time or if its because i havent been playing

does my hidden mmr determine who i get matched with it qp?

why am i grouped with bronze people

We basically get three events in a row from October to January.

What annoys me with Zarya is her hair. Like, devs need to remind everyone "SHE IS FEMALE YES". She's perfectly fine as strong Russian waifu.

We all do tittypad user
Reinhardt is not for bullying

If that's you it literally makes me sad. You spend ~500 hours in this game and you can't climb out of bronze.

Anons maybe we should carry him out? It's just fucking sad. Doesn't matter if he's terrible, still sad.

he's here

>got 2 levels today
>back to back legendaries

Guess I won't be getting any event legendaries this time around boys.

Where is the trailer?

hey, at least you're not a low gold in a gm game

post what you think the new Christmas skins would look like.

I agree, that's why her best skin is powerlifter/champion.

it's 7am in california they're not even officially opened yet

Well halloween just ended november 1, 45 days later xmas event starts. Then 35ish days after that we'll get chinese new year. Yeah this is the busy time of year for holidays. Shortly after that it'll be uprising and summer games.

Truthfully, I'd rather have almost too many events than the 3-4 month dryspell and Blizz talking about OWL as something fun. Even youtubers are talking about more heroes are necessary and more content in general is desired in general.

Whats more fun, playing the game and its sometimes new content, or watching pros play mirror matches?

Last year round the X-mass skins were the worst out of all events.
Let's hope this time around they are better.

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Server maint starts at 7AM though.

>He has a wrong opinion on who is best girl

That's a lewd AND cute Lena.

Blizz: there gon b maintenance at 7:00AM PST
>7AM PST
>no maint

kek

lifter waifu best waifu

Agreed, unusual hair like that is cute for a little bit, but now that ever SJW and millenial girl has som kind of dyke o rpunk or alternative hairstyle, just having normal color, normal cut hair is a rarity.

most of the people in bronze are playing on potatoes
its not that theyre mentally incapable of aiming or straightforward decision-making, its that theyre playing at around 20 fps

If it is going up in an hour then that's when they'll release the trailer.

>playing below 60 fps
lol

when o' clock is the event

4 hours from now

In about 45 mins when maintenance ends.

Why are people so assmad about a romantic monogomous couple though.

Bronze=

Children

Mentally challenged individuals

Mom & Dad playing with their children

Mentally insane individuals.

Trolls trying to get the lowest rank

GrandMaster Trolls on alt accounts that try to get as low as possible, wipe everyone hard so that they get to silver, then drop back to bronze. Repeat

>individual elements of Mercy's secondary kit are more powerful than other heroes' similar primary abilities

Huh...

on a scale of 1-10 how autistic is your waifus VA

Is it considered cheating if Tracer fucks a guy on the side if she is strictly lesbian?

>drawing Emily attractive
When will this meme die?

fucking pedos

+Prison convicts playing OW illegally from their cell
+Brazilians using USA vpn
+Aliens

Symmetra's VA is a memelord and I fucking love it.

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Is this fanart or was there a comic I missed

When the only metric of how Emily looks is from an artist that can't draw people drinking out of mugs properly I don't think it's fair to say she's ugly.

Splits emote for Symmetra when?

There's no other canon depiction of Emily. She is confirmed to be an ugly goblin.

patch back up when?

Also, punk Tracer is best Tracer

It's fanart, the """"""artist"""""" who draws blizzard comics is some talentless hack fraud who's comically bad at their job but is still employed, just like Chu

She's got a serious Chad Jaw

Then so is Tracer

>Still no Italian hero
MAMA MIA
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Not all comics are drawn by the same artist. The Zarya one had good art, for example

I think the comic is cute

Agreed.

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If you play junkrat and pretend you're firing meatballs on enemy gang's pizza's there's that ...

Muh skins in 30 minutes????

Sorry but we’ve got the Greek olive-skinned flamboyantly gay secretly evil twink hero next

I try user but his excessive laughter and his aussie accent kill it for me :(

Dat ass

No, since there are canon depictions of Tracer outside Reflections.
You can stick your fantasies of Lena with qt redhead up your ass, Emily is ugly both inside and outside.
You have no taste.

No. More like 3 hours

Cara's probably a normie but she's still qt

Golden nails today?

>freckles all on her face and shoulders
>ginger
She's revolting. Not even meming.

yea right here
*unzips*

FIRE IN DA FFFFUCKIN HOLE, YA FUCKIN HUMP

WELL THIS IS A GOOD FFFFUCKIN SPOT

TIME TO BLOW DA FFFFUCKIN SHIELD GENERATOR

ENEMY FFFFUCKIN TURRET IS SLEEPIN WIT DA FISHES

She looks good, are we really so desperate for new memes?

I sleep

Pls no
Just giv mafia guy who says shit like “AYE IM WAHLKIN ERE” and “FUGGET ABOUD IT”

>finally a new hanzo skin
>its a fuckboy haircut skin with a man bun
fuck sakes

MY FFFUCKIN ULT IS RREADY
CAN I GET SOME FFFUCKIN HEALIN 'ERE
I'M PINCHIN THE POINT
DEY HAVE AA FUCKIN SHIELD GEN OR SUMPIN

do you need any more proof your character is for fags

evento whenu

Did somebody say Italian hero?
>mfw hero 27 is Italiano
IS-A NICE

>new skins are for none of the heroes I play
>new map is probably a clusterfuck

not excited at all

I'm excited to get the nutcracker t b h

WAKE AP IN THE MOANIN' AND SMELL DA KWOAFEE!