/palg/ - Paladins general

no

Big

stop bullying pixie
start bullying martini and erez

this, pixie doesn't deserve the bullying

Guy

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FOR YOU!

This thread is horrible.

just like the game

They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

maeve is so cute

>are we ded yet?
What did she mean by this?

I want to hold Talus tail with a firm grip while I pound his tight boypusy.

/palg/ must be /tbrg/ or /hrg/?

I mean with all the shit going on, what did you expect?

No you will not!
Not before me

neither of you are laying a finger on him

I'm still surprised that no one made porn out of him

It's not fair, the game was supposed to be dead! We don't know what to talk about anymore!

his hair isn't cute enough

This is a good point, his hair style is awful.

Alright, fine, /palg/.

If you were trapped in a zombie apocalypse (zombie, because this game is a walking corpse), which two champions would you take with you as companions?

inara and terminus

Grover and BUCC

Seris and Cassie

Lian, so I can fulfil my desire of being her manservant.

Does Grover grow fruit? Would you be able to eat apples off his head? Is that gay?

STOP GIVING MAEVE LARGE BOOBS IN FANART

Seris I guess, she can move through dimensions to one that doesn't fucking suck.

draw your own fanart gaylord

What?

>levelling up champs below lvl 6 for free chests
>training onslaught because fast and easy
>the Talus bot can't ult
>when he gets to 100% charge he just screams his lungs out and doesn't teleport
> having to listen to Talusbot screaming the whole match because his whiffed ult refunds 70% charge

>the game modes for classic are siege, payload, and ranked
>no onslaught, it's unbound only

literally why

the shadow realm also fucking sucks though

Look up lewds of her, almost every piece of artwork gives her large breasts.

>onslaught
lol

Give flat chest to all champs!

The incoherent screaming you hear when you use Shadow Travel is just the sound of multiple Taluses from other universes teleporting by, not people being tortured and killed.

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Ying is the cutest and I love her.

Threadly reminder that if you don't vote for delicious brown Androxus, you're fucking gay, because you're losing the chance of an egypt chest with delicious brown Inara, Maeve and Lian in it.

Jenos so that he could heal me and give damage buff to me at the same time. Then Vivian because she'd mow everything down in an AoE and her permanent drones.

i voted for it link her to vote:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd9YA-3EgPHkXoGJyF6KrjAafQw6ijib5Ho8UGYuppF0c7CDw/viewform

if hirez wants it they'll make it anyways, just like angelic seris

I played a game where both teams only went with a single tank and I realized that tank meta is a good thing, the match felt like some brainless deathmatch with people roaming around and killing each other, no better than onslaught, strong tanks are important because they create well defined frontlines and make the game feel more organized and strategically deep.

Is this it?

Are Hirez really going through with OB64?

Ok then I'll have him put my cock in him

>tfw no Lian gf

Official list of /palg/ memes memorial
>Succ Papi
>OBSORB
>/palg/ay posting (Fernando X Sha Lin)
>I want to hold Fernando's hands!
>This is Ying, she is my wife
>I want evie to my crush my balls with an ice block!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Huuuuh? That's girl's shit!
>haha das some FEMDOM shit right there!
>Liu Kang / Shang Tsung / Xiao Lee / Nicolas Cage
>Toira Kanuupi
>GROHKED / LEXED
>Torvald is everyone's father
>Everyone is Zhin's sex slave
>Yeah, the meta game for losing
>le turn into iceblock and fly away girl
>Piggie Cassie
>Who else /too anxious to play multiplayer so still play against bots even through you're level 13/?
>Blatant Reaper ripoff
>tfw too intelligent to play as female characters
>& SMITE
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>^ look at this idiot

Notable anons
>mermoco
>ezho
>Mopsy

/palg/ midia
>youtube.com/watch?v=dklediB51Ec

does talus have large benis?

it's a cute feminine penis.

so when does ob64 gets its official release?

talus is not for lewd

Says you

>>Toira Kanuupi
That's called Toiraposting. And Fernando's is just Nandoposting.

Guys please stop lewding Talus. He just wants to help his people.

Why don't human girls have tails? it's not fair.

will you still play after ob64 goes live?

> releases lolichamp
> steamcommunity.com/app/710370/discussions/0/1499000547482233373/
checkmate palg

I don't play currently. The rental skin shit made me leave. I dropped by just to see if it was dead yet after i heard about the murder update. I feel like i wasted money on the character pack.

>OB64 PTS #6
>"Maybe the playerbase will take the 12 inch dildo that is Cards Unbound if we shove it in slowly enough?"
Fucking die HiRez

delete this

>meanwhile
store.steampowered.com/app/758090/Monobeno/

>What can we do to keep players playing our game?
>Lets copy that hit new game everyone is talking about, What was it called again? Battlefront 2

I'll probably play again if they keep loadout customization. I don't have the game downloaded atm however.

>sexual stone tension: the zombie apocalypse story

post interesting champ ideas

Loli champions

Skellington champfu

my bad, should of been

post interesting ideas not banned from steam
or china

Perhaps a more directly "cleric"-styled support champion, with Abrahamic priestly trappings, with a sling as a weapon (throwing crystals as bullets, maybe?) because David. I also like the idea of seeing a dwarf woman, but that could be a separate idea.

A goop champ that is all about getting all over enemy champs to bind them. Then g

smite has a cute loli and isn't banned from steam

no die

The cutest loli

and pewdiepie was dressing in cute not-nazi uniforms and wasn't getting xir youtube videos demonetized
valve recent (and welcome) policing actions as linked above, could easily result for steam, in what 'death to all jews - subscribe to keemstar' did for youtube

That depends.
In all honestly, I didn't care about the cards that much since even though the effects listed in each card sounds decent, I don't often get to feel them in-game. Things like damage reduction, damage increase, and shit felt like placebo to me but regardless, I still gave some shit in deck building.
Now, with the new card system, it makes me uneasy. I mean, cards still feel like placebo to me but the fact that you don't get to adjust them and that you get to face someone with a higher level makes things a lot unfair and lessen/ruins the illusion of cards able to do jack shit. Don't get me started with ranked and their equal level though. I don't play ranked so that shit doesn't matter to me.

I might play the game if they tweak the new card system heavily. The gameplay itself (balancing issues aside) is what mainly draws my attention to the game and the cards are there as a side dish. If the new card system is greatly unfucked or the very least ain't that bad in reality (still hate the chest grinding), then there's a chance of me returning.

I'd still prefer if they removed the new system though.

TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE DAY
FUCK YOUUU
HI REEEEEEEEEEZ

>tfw no Christmas goodies
Oh boy.

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oh no its EVoLviNg

Freya is superior Nordic waifu

Who cares about redditpie?

This game is really fun, much more fun than Overwatch. But I still can't take it seriously.

Some things holding me back:
>Everything that is bad about early access/"open beta" bullshit maximized in 1 game
>hi-rez as the developer: volatile game designers at best, often create decent games then decide to venture into pure shit territory on 1 random patch that kills the game
>stop plagiarizing overwatch it's embarrassing

>>stop plagiarizing overwatch it's embarrassing
>implying blizzard has created anything original
That's a good one.

>decide to venture into pure shit territory on 1 random patch that kills the game
One week to go.

>stop plagiarizing overwatch it's embarrassing
have a (You) my friend

Damn, did ALL the paladins youtubers start playing and recording battlerite? It's actually kinda impressive that they all left so fast for the same game

They have to strike while the iron is hot because Hi-Rez's refusal to back down from Cards Unbound is already murdering the game.

OK I made assumptions but Makoa is just like roadhog. Did makoa actually come first?

youtube.com/watch?v=49o0kBIgjQ4&feature=youtu.be&t=1355
>Victor used to only do 70 per bullet and 120 on the bonus 4 shots
I want to go back.