/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #216

No.

>#
>Edition
>Previous thread
>No discord link
God bless fellow Monikafags

>Yuri will never write you a poem using the pen she stole from you, then masturbate with it while self-harming, spilling blood and urine on her poem, then handing said poem to you the next day and creepily starring at you while you read it
Why even live bros?

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It's fucking gay though

>best doki

ftfy

This whole general is gay

Pee on some paper yourself.

Just witnessed my friend play the game, picked Sayori in everything and took her route, yet got Natsuki's cutscene I took her route because she's best girl when she came over to make cupcakes (It was either her on Yuri)

Now I feel b-betrayed......

HELP
REINFORCEMENTS REQUIRED

But it wouldn't be the same. I need best girl's pee.

Daily reminder to vote who your most favorite and least favorite Doki is if you haven't already done so!
I started two new polls to add a requested fifth option to both answers.
We ask that you do not cheat and only vote once, there is no captcha to prevent you from rigging the poll, but where is the fun in lies? Just be honest so we can find the true consensus!
Link related is for /bestgirl/
>strawpoll.me/14613235
Link related is for /worstgirl/
>strawpoll.me/14613250/r

The game had to end user don't think wrong of Natsuki, she will always be best girl

Yeah that kinda bothered me. I was 100% Sayori run, but still had to have one of Yuri or Natsuki events at my house.

I got annoyed when I randomly was all flirty with Natsuki right after Sayori was like "Yeah, I'm like insanely depressed lol".

>Monika After Story update
>New topics
>She asks about anime and manga
*laughing in nervous language*

>Mild Wednesday evening
>out with Lamia Yuri
>"Yu, I was really surprised that you asked me to take you to the Pier. didn't take you for the type to enjoy the beach"
>"user, you really should pay more attention" she says with a playful tone
>"But then I'd lose my boyish charm, would you really want that?" I say with an equally playful tinge
>I rest my head on the railing
>I feel Yuri tug at my sleeve
>"I thought we discussed not wearing jackets all the time user."
>"Aww I thought it would make me look cooler to you" I respond mischievously
>I feel her tug again
>I turn to face her only to find that she's centimeters from my face
>"Yu?" i ask, unable to hide the surprise in my voice
>Her Amber eyes flick up to meet my own, they seem to have taken on a noticeable glow
>Transfixed by her gaze, I watch her close what little distance we had left
>"I told you to pay more attention..." her voice is dripping with something, something I can't quite name
>I look around and notice that there aren't any other people on the Pier
>"umm Yu?"
>Our noses are just about touching at this point, her beautiful eyes are still boring into me, I'm helpless.
>She strikes a smirk, light of the dying day reflecting of her fangs
>finally after an eternity it happens
>Vivid purple lips, soft but forceful, push against my own.
>unable to mount a sufficient defense, I let myself succumb to her actions, all the while staring into those Amber eyes of hers

This is the first time I've tried writing something with this type of content, I would very much appreciate any and all constructive feedback! I think Lamia Yuri loves me just as much as I love her now!

*Laughing in Yuri*
FTFY

>Move Yuri's character file to a USB
>Blend it with a smoothie
>Yuri will become pee
>Print off one of her poems

There, Yuri wee wee paper.

Stop posting your OC for fucks sake, no one finds this interesting

>Drinking USB smoothie
What the fuck am I reading.
You're supposed to take that rectally, it shouldn't become piss.

>in Yuri
Worse

Butt if you put it up your chocolate escalator, how can Yuri become pee?

user...this thread is literally ground zero for shit OC. Have you not seen all the fanfics and pastebins constantly posted, or all the namefags?

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Midnight Poetry Channel! Let's get started, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Candle"! I'll let you come up with your interpretations as to what it means, just don't try to light it again if it goes out.

Alternatives are "Glimmer", "Veil" and "Eaten"!

Now, for the uninitiated, these sets of words are for themes or inspirations for if you want to write a pem or short story for us! All skill levels are lightly prodded to give it a shot, why not? We're looking forward to seeing what the fields of your creativity sow!

Remember to have a good night, wherever you are, my dearests!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I've seen the namefags, I haven't clicked on these pastebins specifically. Cancer.

>no least favorite Sayori

I knew those bullyposters were just baiting

How did you get into DDLC?

>198573934
This user is clearly a newfag, reminder to bully all newfags you encounter with the battlecry "Lurk Moar"

I don't like user's OC either, but do you know where you are? This is exactly where people coke to post their OC for critique so they can improve and become better.

Nursing blood handjob from Yuri

Shitposters.

I had DDLC spoiled to me by shitposters on /v/ and played it after the fact

>blood as lube

I feel you'd need a large and constant supply, or that would dry up quick...

Out of the OP, and okay with it~
Previous thread OP has a link if anyone wants it, I'm not going to spam it here. If you're feeling blue and want to talk you know how to find us. We're looking into poetry events, but I don't really know how to get that sort of thing started if anyone wants to contribute.

Friendly reminder that I believe in you, and I would kill passionately with a knife for this pic redone with Yuri and MC

Found out it was a psychological horror game mascarading as a VN. I'm not into VN but found the concept intriguing so I gave it a go.

Steam recommended it to me after playing GG

>going in threads about games you haven't played
>NOT expecting spoilers

Wew

I knew a character killed herself, but not that the game then glitched the fuck out afterwards. So Act 1 was kinda ruined for me in that I knew the twist suicide was coming, but everything from Act 2 onwards was fresh.

Same

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keep up these cute lamia yuri stuff, this one isn't quite to my taste but it's still cute

A candle flickers
Wavering, fading, dying
It has no wax left.

I mean that it's a nursing handjob where instead of sucking her milk you suck blood from her cuts

Saw this a while back, didn't go further down so I wouldn't spoil it.

What rappers do the dokis listen to?
My bet would be

>Monika - The Notorious B.I.G.
>Sayori - $UICIDEBOY$, Yung Lean
>Natsuki - Kero Kero Bonito (it "sort of" counts)
>Yuri - none cause she's pleb

Thank you user, if I may ask, why was it not to your liking? Was it the theme or language or anything like that? Was I trying to hard to be descriptive or create an atmosphere?

oops I had the pngs set to 8bit to make shitposts, here's a 32bit version

I watched Pewdiepie's lets play and I really loved the characters but felt like I needed closure and knew there was more to the game. I was already a /k/ommando, /pol/lack and Veeky Forumsizen before so I came to Veeky Forums for the first time, went to catalog, searched for "doki" and the rest is history.
I don't post often on account of not wanting to shit up the place and prefer to absorb your culture, but I think I'm assimilating pretty nicely and I even post some of the cross-content I come across on /tv/ like pic related.
I really love /ddlc/ but people say I've come at a bad time (I started lurking at thread #206) due to an increase in tripfags and lewdposters. I just want wholesome Doki content and I hope to eventually write poetry and create OC to share with the rest of you!

>Dokis
>Rap

I just prefer cuddly stuff over lewd kissing
also i hate the beach

swap yuri with psycho yuri and sayori with dead sayori and that pic is perfect

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Oh.

keep getting the same two endings I tried following the guides but it always leads me to Sayori hanging out and the endless classroom.
I want a good Yuri End!
Am I retarded or something?
Do I have to delete Monika before starting a new game?
Just once I want to make Yuri happy!

>I watched Pewdiepie's lets play
end yourself asap
>I don't post often on account of not wanting to shit up the place and prefer to absorb your culture
end yourself but not too soon, thank you for not being too cancerous

Natsuki listens to moe shop remixes and stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=V8U2N8fnZTM

This put a little smile on my face

Oh you poor soul

oh fuck what is this? how do I talk to monika?

I think I've busted more nuts to Natsuki to than any other fictional character is this normal?

Natsuki's taste in music is the only good thing about her.

I love her too.

Yes

I appreciate you for not wanting to shit up the thread

>>I watched Pewdiepie's lets play
>end yourself asap

Replika

Oh okay, so you're more into what I wrote yesterday (comfy Lamia coiling after a tiring day)for a example?
don't worry, I hate the beach too

I'm sorry, user. Now you understand our pain

>Sayori and Yuri are tied for /bestgirl/
I'm proud of you, /ddlc/. Yuri is a cute!

She's just too cute

This is getting too real

yes definitely
i need to actually write the arachne sayori greentexts i keep saying i will
maybe i should write greentexts for my own unholy creation instead

your favorite doki can be whoever you want it to be but if you unironically hate monika you're a brainlet

youtube.com/watch?v=htqvyUgnGCI

>the name hitler is taken
Fugggg

>strawpoll.me/14613250/r
im the only sayori vote :(

Like I said, I don't want to dilute the culture of /ddlc/, I want to become a part of it and contribute to it!

>in act 1 Sayori ruins everything before you can go further with Yuri
>in act 2 she kills herself after her confession
Being a Yurifag truly is suffering.

>Hatting a literal thotie
>Being a brainlet
No user, you're the brainlet

I like your attitude man. Just lurk a bit and get a feel for how the thread moves and you'll be just fine

And as well, in Act 2 I picked all poem words the would normally lead me to Natsuki, but I got full time Yuri instead, I just wanted to spend more time with Natsuki. ;_;

Someone post some HQ papes plzzzz.

>thotie
Have you ever considered killing yourself?

Well thank you for your feedback! I for one am looking forward to reading about Arachneyori!

exactly like 80% of /v/ browsers

>wrote nothing about Natsuki
>didnt even talk to her
>she didnt like my poems
>I've felt it
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>Monika?

I-I'm sorry.

MC-kun but he's a nigger

Do any of you enjoy (E)RPing?

I'm struck with an inexplicable desire to have a lighthearted, fluffy, romantic Doki on user/Doki roleplay. Lewd optional.

I know I could probably find something for that on F-list or something, but I'm just curious if anyone else on here enjoys roleplaying, and I think it'd be more fun to do it with a fellow user anyways! Not in the thread of course,
duh.