/ss13g/: Spessmen on a Spess Station

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d e d thred
ded game
post husbandos instead of bars

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soon

>only ever had one person I'd consider a husbando
>some silver haired medical doctor (not shiggy, this was long after he left)
>he was a bit cranky but it came off as humanizing instead of just pathetic whinging like most medical doctors
>actually acknowledged compliments when they were given instead of deflecting them
>good with banter

>completely forgot his name

Sergei aka Sergay aka the Suave Slav?

Nah man, he didn't have a slavboo name

what is

No thanks

>tfw used to play old medical doctor with white hair
>got mentioned only once in the thread
>X is my husbando!
>make 3 new statics and don't play on the old one for half a year

Stationeers just launched on steam, a game inspired by SS13.

Rip

looks nice, it kinda looks like it's from that weird geocities 14/2 game or whatever it's called

This was your chef that round.

I got gunned down within 10 seconds of taking this picture.

that was an interesting round to be chaplain

>rimworld ost on shuttle home

Muh dick

>Axel Amps is a man who stands at 6'1. He has a very intimidating figure that towers over you and could easily overpower you and ten other people which is visibly covered in a number of scars, some of which you can tell were endured painfully and slow. His skin is an ivory toned complexion that seemingly sparkles in the sunlight with a series of highly obvious hickeys around his neck he attempts to hide under his uniform along with green cat-like eyes, if you look closely they have small slits for the pupils which was probably caused by genetic modification. He has a manbun that is a dazzling orange that shows he is still young at heart. Due to his amazing IQ, his telepathic powers made him an outcast from his colony and he now only associates with those who watch rick and morty until he paid a secret bribe to Centcom to allow him to work on station despite his mysterious past. (IC consent is OOC consent. Being forceful is allowed, but no full on rape please. When in doubt, ask in LOOC. Into basically everything except gore/extreme pain)

The absolute state of vore

Getting latejoin autotraitored before even leaving the shuttle shouldn't be a thing. Still Golems are neat.

I hope the microwave upgrades helped.

>explosive implant captain, phrase 'hey'
>the explosion a minute later kills me too
>shuttle left early
Darn

Rip, you were a good chef

t. Nub botanist who could only grow food and do nothing more

>join as captain
>bridge is emagged to fuck
>arrest a botanist for grand trespass and breaking and entering, search him and give a short sentence while him and the clown fill me in
>sec arrives and stuff starts to get organized
>tricky penned and c4'd by assistant
>die
>eventually revived
>try to maintain order once more without any of my equipment
>brig gets bombed
>try to help people get out
>in medbay trying to get clown and mime cloned
>janitor blows us all up with a mine
>die again
>taken to surgery
>reica e-implants me
>die again
>Horatio joins, gets antag instantly as always, is kind enough to call it and guns a few people down and blows others up with c4 cuffs
I've never been exploded so many times in one round.

Delet urself for even being on vore in the first place

>>tricky penned and c4'd by assistant
>try to look for him
>he's dead in space with sensors on, the cap's suit in his bag and an unlocked PDA

what was his master plan

does medbay pull more sluts than sec?
asking for a friend

You aren't fooling me generator faggot

You're gonna have to change up your template before you pull one over on me

Medbay's mostly been dudes lately, actually. Surprisingly medbay's quality has actually gone down during this slut drought.

You already told us dean

If you have an amputation fetish I can nugget you

patrician taste on the table set up

it's so much nicer than the default setup, and you don't even need to make more tables. much more space to work with, less running around.

Just hoping that you guys will enjoy it!

I am strawberrychan's biggest strawberryfan!!!!

tan is a word you weeb

>he doesn't drink the green shit left behind in the beakers
weak

I know, strawberrytan is just more of a chan to me

why do i get disconnected as soon as i try to join? is it the panic button thing?

>roll antag more often than not
>the times i'm not antag
>roll clown
This way I'm antag 100% of the time

>get idea for a building off station
>try 5 rounds straight, either get killed or shuttle gets called before its finished
>finally get it built and powered with its own atmos
>keep losing connection, unable to furnish or decorate

any __male floozies?

I don't understand what that means

Yeah, the CMO(male) last round was thick as two short planks.

Not that I know of, but some of them seem retarded enough that you could probably talk them into doing whatever you want. I don't know if they can legally consent under spesslaw though.

i know who this is and i didnt even play

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>examine a waifu with neon hair and special snowflake jumpskirt
>description text ends with he

Name him

was it kaden

That was the CMO yes

Ding Ding Ding

I lubed him up and gave him the spicy acid
I was genuinely going to melt the whole chemfridge stock but I felt the setup it had was more antagonizing

Help: Mapebex/(Kaden Mortland): How clone? I forget

it gets worse, too

>ends

tfw would purposefully turn soot sensors off for joanna to PDA me

its the tildes, i cant handle em

fag

fuck you kike

Just a reminder, the very first ban in our list is for raiding Vore.

check literally the first ban

Please tell me he got CMO banned for even asking that.

>admins EVER giving out jobbans for general incompetency

they do, but only for heads of staff

*heads of security
of heads of personnel trying to fill that role

>he's CMO this round

don't wake me up, let me sleep

I wish they would.
God, I wish they would.
People should NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY HEAD ROLES IF THEY CAN'T EVEN MANAGE THE MOST BASIC BRAINLET SHIT THAT DEPARTMENT HAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sounds like the topic for a thread on the forum to get admin policy in a semiconsistent state.

>get some antitox from the chemfridge
>it's actually mutagen
>xom thinks this is hilarious!

Is it fine to join as Head of Security if I'm so unrobust I'd probably die to an angry goat but I know Space Law?

its a pretty shitty move to the rest of the sec team

This is your sec officer foe the shift, say something nice about her!

>Unrobust
>Know spesslaw
Warden is your job

OwO

I was gonna have a shuttle tally and everything, sorry guys.

Why is trinity and caleigh crossed out?
why is trinity a skellington?

>Vampstended

ahh, the old cover the eyes up with hair because you cant draw them trick

shouldve covered the arms and abdomen too

please do

Delete this? It's photoshopped?

I actually redid the arms
And was jist lazy to draw the eye *honk

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Trinity didnt eat for half an hour
The revs are assholes likethat

Eloise was probably talking about the thermoelectric generator

I was talking about my revolver Russell. It's important to keep a well maintained gun.

the absolute state of /v/'s detectives

>Scientist lubing up the detectives TEG
I mean sure, Valk can be hot and cold at the same time sometimes, but I don't think Eloise would allow that amount of energy into her office.

>two shitters condensed in one picture
art

Eloise here how can I improve as a player, I really care about anonymous Veeky Forums poster's opinion of me.

if that's really you then you already failed by giving a fuck about the general
now fuck off

lifewebbers in the house tonight

tfw you will never lube up eloise's 'revolver' before they forcefully interrogate you with it for hours on end

Is this supposed to be an innuendo?