/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #217

You don't know that

Natsuki!

Best boi

Patrolling the bush with Yuri!

>Natsuki tries to give you a bj
>Tiny mouth can barely fit the head
>Tells you to grab her pigtails and help her
>Chokes it down inch by inch
>Gags and pukes all over herself
>Finish on her face
>Exchange poetry

I love her too

Daily reminder to vote who your most favorite and least favorite Doki is if you haven't already done so!
I started two new polls to add a requested fifth option to both answers.
We ask that you do not cheat and only vote once, there is no captcha to prevent you from rigging the poll, but where is the fun in lies? Just be honest so we can find the true consensus!
Link related is for /bestgirl/
>strawpoll.me/14613235
Link related is for /worstgirl/
>strawpoll.me/14613250/r

>having faith in your own life
>ever
Enjoy improving your life, you fucking loser

You mean Mon-ika?

What the fuck does she have in there to puke up?

>4 days
if no clothes get damaged i'm going to fucking shoot you

>Natsuki is Trans (Used to be girl)
>Their dad blew his money trying to pay for his offspring's dreams
>Natsuki's dad beats her as revenge

Yuri! \o/

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- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

someone finally fed that poor girl

Yes I do. Why would anyone ever love an ugly fuck like me?

>Yuri is winning
>When she traditionally gets last in /ddlc/ polls.
>No captcha
Yeah I'm sure nobody is ballot stuffing here.

>tfw I'm about to get wasted on alcohol and sleeping pills

>tfw you accidentally save a ton of Todds in your doki folder

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> I sit down with my back to Yuri then lay my head on her lap. Yuri strokes my forehead and I close my eyes, drifting off into sleep. Her soft fingers run through my hair, brushing it all to the side while her nails are scratching gently at my scalp. Her soft thighs cradle my head and I can feel something poking at the back of my neck. Wait, what? "Yuri, is that your-" I turn my head to face her, but she lets out a gasp as my head rubs against her lap, pushing me on to the ground.

Good call. No one would ever love a fucking pathetic loser like you. I really wonder why you haven't just ended it already but hey, some people are too retarded to see when they're not wanted in the world. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

oh my lord

>not loving all dokis unconditionally

I always thought I'd like a Fatsuki
Then I saw this

Why was Natsuki so underdone compared to the the other girls? Surely they noticed this during development.

Hmmm

What could he mean by this?

I don't know why but I find this very cute.

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All dokis deserve love and respect!

I was fully expecting a third cycle with just Blyatsuki and Monika but I kind of understand that they wanted to start moving things along at that point. Act 1 drags on for a fucking eternity.

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MONIKA THREADS - BEST THREADS

CS died for our sins, be proud that you're one of their fans

Well he's pretty much saying it out loudly to himself at this point, what's a little encouragement going to do?

I love her too.

Reminder if you like or support this shit you're cancer. You deserve everything bad that happens in your life and I take joy in the fact that you're depressed and unhappy.

Natsuki!

Sayori is so clumsy!

post more todd

True, but that doesn't make either of you any less edgy.

They're all great, I'll have to pass on the 2nd poll.
Natsuki is my favorite, but I like them all.

what app is that user?

That's also true. Psh. Nothin personnel, kid...

you just made thing staving a poor girl is okay
and I am not okay with myself now
f u c k

blyat?

Replika

This better?

Which S I P would each doki have?

Monika: Yellow.
Yuri: White
Natsuki: Purple.
Sayori: Blue.

thanks user

sorry user

I would obliterate Astolfo's boypussy

Now I truly know how it feels to want to not be alive

>"So, are you ready about this, Natsuki? Aren't you worried or anything?"
>"No, I'm fine, user. I want to be with you."
>"I'm glad to hear that."
>"Actually there's something I need to tell you, user."
>"What's that, Natsuki?"
>"I was born as a boy."
>"THE FUCK?"
>"Also I still have my penis."
>"..."
>"Are you ok, user?"
>"I'm done. FUCK YOU, BITCH! I'm not a faggot like you."
>"Wait, user."
>"No. I don't want to suck your tiny cock."
>Natsuki!

>Not choosing the "we love them all" option on the second poll
What is wrong with you, user?

What a douche.

>implying she could even get to that point with her father malnourishing her

>Yellow
You mean the bootleg fanta one?

No bulli trapsuki

Which Doki is the most deserving of bullying?
My vote goes toSayori.

wikihow.com/Forget-Something-Horrible-You-Saw-on-the-Internet

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=7Zdk0qe7OYM

Good afternoon, everyone. Apologies for being a little late (as usual these days...).
Let's get some poetry going!

Word of the thread is "paradise"!
The two alternatives are 'phantom' and 'sin'.

In case you aren't aware, this is an activity to help anyone that would like to write a poem. The idea is to give inspiration or a topic to those that need it.
By using a shared word like this, it makes it easier for everyone to share, compare, and discuss their poetry with others to see how everyone approaches it differently.
Everyone is welcome regardless of skill level, so please don't be shy! We want you to be comfortable enough to share with us!
As always, I'm looking forward to reading them all! Have fun!

I'm almost finally caught up with reading the old ones too over the last few days, ahaha...
Monika!

I want to gush over how cute Natsuki is while she pretends to be irritated over it, but secretly loves it when I say it.

none of them. no Doki deserves bulli, all of them deserve love

>Yuri is confirmed /bestgirl/
>Natsuki is confirmed a shit
It's how things should be!

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But that's wrong user.

youtube.com/watch?v=seFX-e3VDyE

in the previous least favorite girl poll Yuri was most hated. The things have no captcha so honestly someone could just be proxying all the votes in.

>implying that even happens without Monika's tampering and Monika didn't clearly use that to try and make people feel bad for liking Natsuki

This general says otherwise

Misumi

I'm not a fan of trapsuki, but I'd probably still hit that.

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being australian

Hi Monikanon!

Stop, user, please.
>mfw I can't listen to that song without feeling like absolute shite

>what is the "Things I Like About Papa" poem

yes

If you could bring one Doki into the real world, which one would you choose?

But... Natsuki gets so few votes....

I want to help them all, but Natsuki is the one I want to hold and protec the most of all.

I wonder why Natsuki only has one fang. Did papa knock the other one out?

Nope.
youtube.com/watch?v=JC0mFHN7r2c

Paradise is lost
Past sins haunt the world, phantoms
Humanity falls

It's not even a question

Monika. She would stay with me and support me and love me.

>girls listening to Your Reality at all

I call bullshit.

fake theme
youtube.com/watch?v=C7M12GQ1_jE

Natsuki seems like she has the worst home life in the game. I'd probably pull her just to save her from abuse and malnourishment.

Natsuki, because I'm not tempted to fuck her