/ink/ Splatoon General Discussion

Milky a thot

Sure

You ok with Speedy lewds?

they did, kek

I would absolutley fucking destroy that

With motion controls. Takes some getting used to, and the settings are up to personal preference. A good way to acclimate to them is playing through the single player and making tweaks to the settings as you go.

Yes! I'd love more speedy lewds!

can't be a thot if she's shipped with hunter

Say it with me.
"IF SHE BREATHES, SHE A THOT"
No ifs ands or buts.

Milky should have some lewds too. She's a qt.

All woomies are thots! Therefore, shouldn't they all be as popular as slut is?

Dump the pics.

So is Buttslut

mine

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I don't know why Milky hasn't been lewded yet. There's only one partial lewd and you can't see the whole thing.

Are those Hunter lewds? Did I miss something recently?

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but the milky x hunter is superior ship. its optimal levels of cute.

i commissioned thwompu to draw stuff for me
imgur.com/GsY6FKO

Dammit I can't find steelhead and mothership. Anyone have them?

Goodnight /ink/ good times tonight

Of course you did, how does hunter feel about this?

I think it's super cute too, it's pure
kier has drawn many a lewd of hunter, I'm usually there memeing as he draws my squid literally doing gay shit

Do people use motion controls even in handheld mode?

I prefer Hunter as the dense shonen protagonist and Buttslut and Milky fighting over him behind his back.

Yes. Some only play in handhwld because they like the wideness. Some also play with just joycons without grip, the right one does gyro things.

I want to change Slut into a pure and sophisticated lady!

>clam blitz
>overtime
>when you win the game by jamming the ball into the basket
feels good man

Is Salmon Run open?

Yes.

Dammit I really want to play botw. Started a new file, haven't had a chance to play much.

GET TO WORK

Ink rails make moray even worse

>SZ
>my team is winning, countdown ticking
>go into enemy area, start jumping and booyah'ing as the opponents try their hardest to get to the zone

>they actually succeed because your team is trash
>sit there like an idiot losing by one point just because you're retarded and had to show off

I only do it when we're like at -3 and there are no threats coming, come on I'm not that dumb

The only way to play

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what the fug is that

Callie is ___

a shitposter

Hey /ink/, I'm Detective Quick from the Inkopolis Police Station. I'm investigating the theft of a purple bobble hat. Top case, chief has the whole precinct on this one. Do any of you have info about the thief?

literal sex in squid form, especially in octo clothes
>theft of a purple bobble hat
who will unironically steal this shit

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this used to be a part of bunk bed I cut the bottom half off because my lil' brother moved out

my wife

but why connect it to fucking joycons

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to make a wider and heavier grip

Unless your name is Marie and you're a huge bitch, that simply isn't true.

what the actual fuck

Tentabrella with a kit that doesn't suck when

Jesus fuck, SR randoms are retarded this shift.

an angel

>this shift.

It's especially bad since this loadout isn't going to be carrying these shitheads.

it's kinda ok outside of the motherfucking brush (what fucking idiot even thought putting normal brush or brushes in general in SR is a good idea)

Normal brush is fine in select situations. Octo is pure shit in salmon.

How do i even steelhead with bucket or brush?
inb4 you don't

>this shift
>last shift
>the shift before that

Bucket is easy. Brush you need elevation.

hi lunari

ded game
ded general
not getting money and exp in SR was a mistake

>we get another baller machine and another weapon that's strictly inferior to an already existing one
Devs are retards, nobody would ever use Slosher Deco when L3 is a thing.

wow it's not like 80% of weapons in splatoon are shit

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It's shit.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I'm 5-1 in Salmon Run with randoms and I started this session at 200/100.

Remember to get all of your porn torrents before its too late, /ink/

I bought a Pro Controller yesterday and I can't get used to it. Feels too big and heavy and makes me sluggish...
Does it get better?

Nice baby hands

It wasn't like that in 1, every weapon had at least some redeeming quality back then. Most of genuinely bad kits had at least decent alts. Nowadays? There are tons of strictly outclassed guns.

Any way to use splatnet without smartphone? Or the app is required?

Nox

android emulator

>Check the SplatNet gear shop
>It's full of shit clothes
>Check again after a few hours
>More shit clothes
>Check again
>Even more shit clothes

God fucking dammit, Annie!

I-I'm sorry y-you didn't like my w-wares, user...

that's bullsquid, would it really kill them to make a fucking webpage

Hang yourself ugly sub-anthropoid piece of squit minority .

>not buying annaki tee and waiting for gas mask to cosplay psycho mantis

Th-there's no need to be so m.mean, user...

It is a webpage! Locked down behind some special cookies, but still. There was a third party solution up until october, then they updated some shit and broke it.

why did the worthless sack of shit charger have to be on my team

that's one of the splatoon matchmaking rules

What if your Woomy was retarded?

I only have steel eel

Post your first saved Splatoon picture.

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Basically if you can't 4v1 the other team 3 times in a row you don't deserve to win and should go play some casual game like PUBG.

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go back to discord

What exactly is the number at the special in end results, just people hit?