/twg/ - Total War General

>nips are so cuckolded they even put horns on their war gear

Nothing wrong with the OP image.

No, the problem here is you user.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion
Whiskey rebellion Saga game WHEN
>making a gif where the weather changes

Reminder.

Yay i can stand on the barricade but I can't attack these slingers

so they finally commit their general but then just get their spears to danbce

What do you want them to do? Reaching over and mashing their spears around like they're churning butter?

You shouldput ranged on barricades. Last I checked Attilla still has a weird feature where ranged units turn into machine gun emplacements on barricades.

>Tomb Kings still not officially announced

>Norsca still not released
>Empire campaign never ever because i can't bring myself to fight nothing but chariots

>people didn't play total war: warhammer before norsca dlc
>people want to play with hilariously unbalanced DLC

Anything is better than Surtha Kek and his 1001 chariots

>want to declare war on the vampires
>spend multiple turns preparing armies
>go to declare war
>have a fucking NAP by default from start of game still

ffffff

>cancel NAP
>can't wage war for another 10 turns

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

>4 breakaway provinces
>all 4 are graeco-roman
what did they mean by this

based mommy

>tw:w2
>enacting the vermintide. Reach elven donut
>excellent map for my superior war machines. Great cover for my ambushers. Plenty of armor peirceing. Spells for days with grey seer and plague priest
>warp lightning cannons duck hunt dragons and phoenix'sout of the sky no problem
>elves sizzling nicely under some warpfire and death globes
>Tyrion comes out, strigoi into entire army alone
>armor chewing combat tree assassin and death runners pile on him
>magic his armor away. Fucker starts to die
>HE'S BACK TO FULL HEALTH SUDDENLY and will not fucking die.
>start having to devote alot of attention to him because his units arnt breaking
>he's hovering at 5% health for over 3 minutes of concentrated fire
>he kills my grey seer, and all my shit starts to route
>total army wipe on resolution screen

What in the ever loving fuck am I supposed to do about this? This happend not once, but 3 seperate battles the fucker just takes on entire armies almost by himself.

Mages w/ anti-hero spells. I dunno what Skaven get for that...

>The January update will be more extensive, affecting a number of battle and campaign systems, and is therefore taking time to thoroughly test. It includes, but is not limited to: Campaign balance changes to reduce Dwarf domination in Mortal Empires; selective changes to combat behaviours to reduce order-dropping in battle; new innate Traits for many Old World Legendary Lords; a raft of new technologies and Legendary Lord skills for Bretonnia; and multiple new buildings for a range of settlements.
>reduce Dwarf domination in Mortal Empires
>totalwar.com/blog/reprisal-update-final-patch-notes

[cries in khazalid]

just uninstalled, waste of space, bettter to reinstall with kangz + big patch + and free LC

>Vampire Counts can now raise dead in the New World.

>moving across continents is so lame literally no one has noticed this bug because no VC start there

So when will they release the Tomb Kang's trailer?

>campaign balance changes to reduce Dwarf domination in Mortal Empires
fucking finally

Is there a song list for the classical music used in Napoopan LME ?

>Legendary Lord skills for Bretonnia
hell yeah, it only took them since warhammer 1, maybe they will finally give bret lords horses since rank 1-2

REPRISAL AND LABORATORY UPDATE IS OUT NOW

trailers come two weeks before a DLC is released. So literally 4 weeks from now, then it gets released 6 weeks from now.

Only thing I have on skaven is wither which just reduces armor. Otherwise, skrolk has one unique ability that targets heros/lords, but he isn't a combat focused character. And the only combat focused lord, queek, isn't available if your not doing a mors playthrough.

Reprisal is shit

Well sure, but what effect does this update have on the chariot economy?

I just want my old world rites ;-;

New LLs never for the old world

>find out what the fuck the lab is
>theres no hype because previewers have already showed everything

So much for new content

> Settlement defence tower levels will now be affective in battle.

>defence
>affective

What kind of moron is in charge of publishing their content? A simple spell-check too difficulty to fucking run? Based CA saving every dime they can.

there was no new content in the first place you dumb goy, it's just a PR tool to distract the asshurt fans

>
>Americans then
Attempt to start a civil war over a tax on whiskey
>Americans now
will bend over to take ZOG cock and thank them for it
Civil war 2.0 when?

Jesus the sheer hatred in those niglet's eyes

the sadness in the white kid's face

well as they say user
at least its not the government

I'd play an american themed TW game if it had la creature... as a legendary lord.

wew

Soon, brother.
The system can't survive much longer.

It's faster to uninstall and re-download the 40gb game than to just apply a 150mb patch

so this is the power... of the laboratory

Wait, we aren't getting Bret/Woof elf/etc RoR until fucking May? I thought they were coming with the reprisal update
Now posted in the right thread

Are you happy now? 2 months and you got your shitty flying rats. Now fuck off and let us waste the money we got with TWW2 on TW Arena.

Just disable RoR and then every faction has the same experience, they shouldn't have been added anyway.

But that's how you spell defence.

They're tied to Norsca for some unknowable reason.

What the fuck
how is CA so incompetent?

TW Arena is fun

Defence is the british spelling and affective is a word, though probably not the one they intended to use.

TW Arena is fun, why don't more people talk about it?

Party hard 2bh

Game is still in closed beta and the last wipe is coming soon.

WHY IS THIS UPDATE TAKING SO FUCKING LONG
it's been fucking 1 hour
it's like 150mb dammit

Have they set the date for it? I haven't heard.

>finally find a combination of mods that make the mortal empires fun
>new update is gonna break everything
just kill me now

>10% minimum on gravity
no fun allowed

Not that I know of.

Has anyone been using the ammo types mod for cannons? It's extremely good fun for an empire or dorf campaign- the AI makes pretty good use of it too. Same with Crysnos formations mod. Can very much recommend.

>using mods is cheating
Fuck off.

Current players : /
Rome is catching up

How impossible would it be to make a mod that let's you confederate other races ie dark elves confederating high elves

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DAMN YOU AURELIAN GELT

>Rome gets a massive expansion which is the only content hisfags got in more than a year
>Warhams after months of nothing got "dude big explansions and flying rats lmao" shit and bug fixes
really makes me think

Link? Didn't know that was a thing

they were added at the same time as norsca, if you want them really badly then just mod them in yourself

>massive expansion

Wouldn't call it massive. Either way it is mediocre.

One is 5 years old and the other just a month
Will WH go down the path of DoW3?

Vashnaar spawning in my game and wiping out Lustria is great. I wish these games had more variables because the current end game for Warhammer is too predicable

Stop advertising
We know you post here (and on Veeky Forums)
You're worse than "based gangbang poster"

>as americans start to appear the number of rome ii players goes up
explains it all doesn't it really

I'm not tankbuster if that's what you mean. I have no idea how to prove this though.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1159242125 for the mod.

I swear, if this update breaks my WC run, call me the wife of Job, because I will be a literal pillar of fucking salt.

>total lack of content is really hurting WH2
>it's because Norsca broke everything
>snow niggers are the worst aspect of any campaign and now they're killing the series.

I don't know why but I feel the answer is to carpet bomb Sweden.

No it won't. WH II is 3 months old, people already played the main content (the Vortex campaign) and are waiting for new shit and for ME to get better so when they play it they can experience it at its fullest. Don't delude yourself hiscuck, despite CA doing its best to ignore it WH II it's still a massive success.

how hard does the lab fuck your PC up? I honestly expect it to crash all the time and melt your CPU

I'm on turn 287 of a lizards campaign and still having fun. I'll be a wreck if I lose that save.

>The enemy Daimyo somehow survived the battle and runs away after he let all his bodyguards and ~3000 peasants die for him
How embarrassing.

Just put every slider on max and work your way down from there.

>cannister shot
>in renaissance europe
>flaming arrows outside a siege
Warhammer is a realistic fantasy game you giganiga
>Big thanks to CA and the lads from /twg/ who helped flesh out the different shot types. Also a thanks to WoW for providing me with icons infinitely better than I could make.
Good luck getting taken for copy right infringment

>tfw conflicted as whether to focus on routed generals or not in my atilla game
If they die the skirmishers that remain tend to break, but then they get as full health unit.

IS THERE A WAY TO FIX THIS BUG WHERE I'M BESIEGING A SETTLEMENT AND THE ENEMY SALLIES OUT AND I BEAT THEM AND FUCKING KISLEV SOMEHOW SWOOPS IN AND CLAIMS THE CITY I'M BESIEGING BETWEEN TURNS!?

EH!? ANY FUCKING IDEAAAS!?

>Good luck getting taken for copy right infringment
the moment a notice goes all he has to do is replace the icons with mspaint shit or whatever.
not that blizzard would ever give a fuck about it

if LoL takes down skyrim mods i don't see why blizjew wouldnt

It's a feature ^:)

Pssh, nothing personnel kid.

>Besieging VC
>They sally out to attack me, defeat them in the process
>Take attrition damage because I wasn't besieging them anymore after the victory
nice

Skyirm is a bit more known game than TW

>150mb patch out
>Easy is stil Very hard and Very hard is Easy
O-okey CA i'l just keep on playing on Legendary/easy t-take your time

Lol ;)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britannia_(TV_series)
yay ahistorical drama
a pox I cast upon you for seizing my night