/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>fellas

LANTERN FARMERS REPRESENT

>that op

LEAVE WHORE

Sauce?

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>Every single fucking husbando I want to save for and invest in is actually a weak limp wristed bitch, worthless for most content that 1-3*s actually outclass them in or they become competent at best only after Merlin and strenthenings 2 years after their release
no more. NO FUCKING MORE. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE BULLSHIT TERRIBAD OVERHYPED EXPENSIVE STUPID FUCKING TWINKS. I DONT WANT TO SAVE FOR SOMEONE THAT'LL BE OKAY, THAT I CAN "MAKE WORK" OR THAT ARE DECENT. KARNA, DANTES, ARTHUR, SHIRO YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK. OH MERLIN CAN MAKE SOME OF YOU BEARABLE, FUCK OFF. I'M TIRED OF LITTLE DICKED KEKS PRETENDING THEY'RE STRONG IN LORE OR ACTING LIKE THEY'RE HOT SHIT. I NEED A FUCKING CHAD. I NEED A CHAD THAT IS A PEERLESS WARRIOR ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND BACKS IT THE FUCK UP IN GAME. I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN RIP THROUGH ANY CHALLENGE THROWN AT HIM AND ONCE THE AREA IS A TORN MASS OF BODIES, HE PICKS ME UP IN HIS STRONG ARMS AND CARRIES ME TO MY ROOM. THEN HE TOSSES ME ON THE BED, TEARS OFF ALL MY CLOTHES AND HAS ME PREP HIS FAT COCK BY FACEFUCKING ME. ONCE HE'S SATISFIED AND I'M SOAKING WET HE NEEDS TO FUCK MY PUSSY SO HARD IT LOOKS LIKE A COLLAPSED CHILEAN MINE AFTERWARDS. AND I NEED TO BE PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS. I NEED A CHAD, I NEED A FUCKING HERO. NOT A 3.5 OR 4.5 ZERO.

GIVE ME A FUCKING CHAD TO USE MY SAVINGS ON!!!!!!! WHO, WHO DO I FUCKING PICK?

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>Japs think people in their early thirties are old.
>Japs think people who are not anorexic are overweight.
>Japs think anyone over 170 cm is a giant, especially women.

The body standards in their media/culture are insane.

Bros?

One of this day I should really do an edit of that scene from the last chapter of Needless! just changing Yamada with Astolfo

Look at this memelist:

appmedia.jp/fategrandorder/1351236

>want to roll for Waver so I don't have to borrow someone elses
>on rate up with Altera
>she's already spooked me twice

Why couldn't they have made the 5* on rotation?

Not my fault Russia knows how to easily sway weak-willed NEETs like me.

Genderbending is hot, particularly if the character turns into a sexy big-breasted girl.

Just use Herc

>I NEED A CHAD

This is the future Americans chose.

But we are the ones who maintain this shit up.

zero accel has him on rotation with DUDE

NOBU

I sorta wanna trade mine for a tamamo but whatever

My faves

2 times is the max for spooks. You will not get a third unless you have E rank luck.

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Commie tears are fucking delicious. All leftists should unironically end themselves.

NOBU?!?!?!

Berserker Nobu is the silliest thing.

chibi nobu servant when?

The portrayal of Hector is pretty dumb. They reduced the character down to an old man joke when he was never really old to begin with.

Then again FGO does tend to reduce a lot of Servants to a one note joke. Look at Artemis for example. She was a fierce virgin goddess who would do things like turn a hunter into a deer and then let the hunter's own hounds hunt him down and kill him, but in FGO she's a bubbly airhead who only cares about a dude she's in love with.

NOUB

>reeeeeee I'm so triggered by liberals that I want good things to be repealed so I can laugh at them even though it affects me too
Fucking retard.

>JP cracks down on gaijins
>This shit never comes to exist in the first place
It's only "NA" because they're too lazy to deal with supposed market issues despite the game showing local currency and don't want to risk the potato server getting too much traffic.

This is your servant for today
Say something nice to her

NobNob

Hello to the wonderful you

Thing is I don't want DUDE, but I suppose its better than getting another Altera.

Why?

Fuck off shitty priest.

I think you meant the rockest thing

That’s because FGO has shit writing

Please come back to my Chaldea.

So im confused. Waver right, how does that work? Like its him, but also Zhu Lang? Or something? Also shouldn't Waver himself be older or something?

UMMMMMM- TRUMPKEKS???

Nobu thread??
>Also that laugh

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padoru?

>tfw I only got two demon skulls
I'm so sorry I failed you

I mean Waver is on a rate up one day and the next day DUDE is on a rate up

WASHI JA
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It’s basically fanservice. Don’t listen to the bullshit excuses.

Wait for the rerun

MEEEM MEEEEEEM MEEEEEEEM MEEEEM

Your welfare version is cute.

It's to dodge EU laws and their bullshit. Of the regions available (NA, EU, JP), the USA has some of the most lax laws regarding games and phone games. Europe requires the same to be translated to various languages, along with passing a ratings board in multiple countries. On top of this, Europeans are a fucking weak market for videogames that aren't FIFA.

>Japan is ~12% of the gaming market
>USA is 35% of the gaming market
>Europe as the entire continent is 30%
>China is the remainder

The 30% from Europe also drops drastically if you don't include FIFA. Yes, there is a large chunk of Europeans who only buy a Playstation just so they can play the latest edition of FIFA.

>sexualizing chibi nobu
Japan has gone too far this time.

myinstants.com/search/?name=nobu

But that's like years from now

Waver got the heroic spirit's powers but retained his own personality.

Worry not friend. She can wait one year for those Ascensions

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That's not what this says

its not gay if we give each other massages though right?

More Sengoku servants are needed

>No Dragons Dogma Online US version because its not viable even though Dragons Dogma PC release blew its projections out of the fucking water.

>reddit wiki

I should have grinded harder. I won't fail her next time

Looks like the artist deleted his twitter and pixiv accounts, I got it from danbooru

It's mostly because MMO's are on a major decline in the US. The days of stuff like Runescape, Vanilla WoW, Everquest, Star Wars Galaxies, and so on are gone. Notice how the only MMO's around now are Korean grindfests and the abomination known as modern WoW.

>europeans spend majority of their time watching sports
>they also buy video games that feature sports
>while also going out and buying tickets to watch sports in person
>and constantly play sports with their friends as well
umm, yurocucks, mind explaining this?

Jap businessmen are slow to change
They thought NA had no interest in fate until they saw cosplayers

Free markets and open guilds

all the members from the fcc where selected by obama, but nice deflecting, ignorant underage redditor

>all that cool weird lore shit and environments I know nothing of
>those cool fucking classes
>A SPEAR USER
>A FUCKING ALCHEMIST WITH EXPLOSION SHIT MAGIC AND TETRAHEDRONS
>NEVEREVER

I'm cring, itsuno you fuck DMCV better be real and absolutely incredible.

Most likely february or march 2019
And that same year there will be the bigger tittyed fiery Nobu

we are keeping ourselves fit for when you least expect it.

>Shirou
>sucks
SLOW AND STEADY
Also Karna is actually pretty good

stop posting medb.

Saving myself for「」

Shame, thanks anyways

The fcc chairman was appointed by trump you fucking retard

*prepping the migrant bulls
Fixed it for ya

Can't wait for Alter + Umu + Altera + NOBU jingle bells.
Did Santa Lily not sing it?

How is this shit related to FGO anyway? Shouldn't you guys go to /pol/ to discuss it?

>using a 5* saber that isn't Okita, Musashi, or Nero Bride
>using that shitter when you have 4* options like Yagyu and Saberlot

Hey, are you like, retarded.

It's not like we've got anything better to do until London.

I want to invest in Hyde and have fun with him as my memezerker from time to time. I'm planning on slapping him in a team with Waver to help NP gain and buffs, who should the third member be? Leonidas or St. George kinda came to mind as supports and tanks. But Hans or Shakespeare, would either of them help?

The FCC chairman under Obama protected net neutrality the whole time he was in office. Go back to /pol/ you dick-sucking idiot.

>gameplay fags

>stop using servants I don't like