/owg/ - Overwatch General

i want to kiss moira's feet

>all my diamond games are decided by who has more smurfs in their team

All bloo is poo.

Moira is the embodiment of what this game didn't need
>low skill ceiling
>throw and forget orbs
>autolock cancer
>extreme amounts of visual clutter
>le epic passive aggressive healer

never, hes too busy making gay porn with DF.

I want to be gently dominated and bullied by Moira.

>Literally too stupid to move out of the way

good thread

>be Amerimutt
>have to pay extra for the Deluxe Gaming Add-On™
>go to Veeky Forums to complain
>can't
>facebook.com is free with standard package
>complain there
>3 likes

she's just so CUTE

>see legendary
>it's meirry

Straight up bullshit

bomjur

>team booga transformed into muh smurfs

>I don't know what a chokepoint is

I wanna fuck this raccoon.

>Hanzo literally old enough to go gray
>gets a bunch of faggy piercings for no reason

>the Ying & Yang of brain dead healers

>load into game
>disconnected from the server
>log back in in literally 10s
>no rejoin option, -50, 10 min comp ban
LOVING

THIS

MEME

someone post Mercy/Moira lewds already

she seems to be enjoying herself

Hanzo is the embodiment of what this game didn't need
>low skill ceiling
>throw and forget scatters
>autolock cancer
>extreme amounts of visual cancer
>le epic passive aggressive weeaboos

>A plat and gold player pocket a silver player in a gold game
Why the hell is this system allowed, where a premade can queue with such a wide range of rankings? And to top it off the silver left the game seconds after I took the screenshot

>ying and yang
just another diamond dozen troll. it's a doggy-dog world out there and theres no way you get along well in real life with that attitude

I get either atleast 2 against me or none. Theres no inbetween.

She's so serious all the time.. I like to do her dance emote to let her loosen up before a match

You will have to learn the trickiest strategy pros use: move 3 steps away.

>it's a doggy-dog world out there

See

I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

As a Zen you should be off to the side of the choke, in the first place. You’re the lowest health character.

>being this stupid

her air punch move is pretty light hearted as well

>low skill ceiling
wrong
>throw and forget scatters
that's not what throw and forget means
>autolock cancer
wrong
>extreme amounts of visual cancer
still less than the potato nigger's
>le epic passive aggressive weeaboos
wrong

also
>basing reply off reaction image

Moira is fun as fuck, but I hate her personality, look, and overall character.

Do you feel this way about anyone else?

model a girl call it a boy hero when?

Alstofo or Hideri, pick your poison.

I like playing competitive.

I hope she gets a new skin soon, although it would be difficult for it to top Raindancer and Mechaqueen.

Lucio

Why give her a skin when her superior mother can get a skin?

What choke points are 10m long, 1m wide tunnels that doesn't let you move away?

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what does pharah's butthole smell like

All I need is a new Mei cosmetic and I'm set!

Mercy's lipstick

I want a Bloo to fug

Shhh, throw granny. Now switch to Mercy like a good healslut.

>it's almost 2018 and Pharmercy fags still exist
Just give up

Shh. The adults are talking.

>Pharah steals Mercy's lipstick just to shove it up her ass

>people are so used to resurrects they literally cant play safe anymore

Guess theres no other choice for a healer than to become a mercy main.

Doomfist back when he was good
I wanted a "Lucio" black guy. Full of attitude and energy

Instead we get boring african zulu. And not even a good one like the dude out of Blood Diamond. Just

>We get strongah
>I will naht be forgahtan!

Boring as fuck.

do I get free lootbox for winning "low gravity arcade"?

I don't know if it's just me but every single Moira player I've played with so far has the shittiest attitude. If they're on the winning team they're always the first to trash talk and say "gg ez." If they're on the losing team they always publically shit talk their team and fight with them all game instead of healing. Comp, QP, doesn't matter.

I WANT IT!!!!!

Whenever I read the brap copypasta I always imagine it in Amelie's voice.

>Shhh, throw granny. Now switch to Mercy like a good healslut.
>it's almost 2018 and Pharmercy fags still exist
Just give up

Are you against pharmercy or not??
No, I'm saying mercy gives her the ol' lickaroo

I WANT IT!!!!

No reason she would, so the only other option is that Pharah steals Mercy's lipstick, which is weird.

Why does yeti hunt turn into a fucking horror movie.

>can we.... have... uhhh.............a mercy.... maybe?

who /silenced/ here?

>wanting a pocket healer means you ship them
I just want to one shot tracers

just kidding it's ass

I'm predicting it'll happen to me soon because I've just stopped giving up. People are too retarded and tilt too easily so now I just shit talk them back. I also report anyone and everyone on every team if they so much as say "gg."

I haven't used voice since s3 or s2.

Maybe she uses lipstick as anal lube

I don't mind playing Mercy if there's half decent tanks but I'm not picking one into 4 DPS and a junkrat

>blizzard worlds still not out yet

uhhh whats the big fucking hold up again?

>mfw insecure teenagers trashtalking in arcade

Pharah steals it and and puts in her butt to mess with mercy
or
Pharah is so inappropriately attracted ti her she fucks herself with mercy's belongings in the hops she finds out

ROLE QUEUE WHEN

I thought having to be a fillcuck ended when I got to diamond.

2018

'testing' and 'waiting for feedback' on the PTR which leads to absolutely nothing as usual

Plat/Diamond is easily the worst because it's full of people who believe they should actually be Diamond/Masters and they're a fucking all-star. They still instalock DPS only now they've got such an ego that they will throw if you dare ask them to switch, because they will believe that they don't have to as they're all the best guy on the team.

>who is a complete moron here?

>when you manage to tilt someone on your team

but why, its been rotting in ptr for a month now

>Queue as support or tank for 5 credits!
the LDF method

im currently fucking this qt i met on tinder
she looks like tracer
i guess i made it in the end boys

juast wait 'til she reveals herself as a full-blown lesbian

Post her face

>diamond
hell doesn't end here user, believe me

That's the prototypical diamond team.

>junk main
>d.va main
Into the trash

...

The Junkrat on the pic wasn't even maining him. It's a pretty old image, before he got buffed. He was a Hanzo main but the other solo-queuer 'stole' his precious Hanzo so he picked Junkrat out of spite.

How the fuck am I supposed to practice and warm up for comp when I get QP teams that pick retarded shit and don't even try to win.

I've started picking Ana just so I can wake my fingers up by having to aim, but god damn.

>Enemy team has a duo premade, one of them plays Rein and the other plays Soldier or Pharah and they coordinate their ults perfectly and basically singlehandledly wipe our team
Seriously, what the fuck is the point in playing this game if there's not going to be an actual solo queue when every games comes down to which team has the better premade?

fffresh meme with the meat slightly moved so it no longer looks weird

use FFA to warm up instead

Blizz has stated they won't add solo queue because it's a team game, even though they ban people for toxicity nonstop