/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Major patch: dota2.com/duelingfates (7.07)
Minor patch: dota2.com/news/updates/34739/ (7.07c)
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New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
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Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

Previously, on d2g:

>mfw NA dota

Does he have a boner?

I hope pie wins a game!

Someone tell Pie to stop getting coffee he literally is playing right now

What books raise your mmr?

>NA primetime

>grant on panel
hell yeah
>bsj on panel'
cool
>ld
fucking kill me

Tell me a joke /d2g/

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LMFAO did not expect this in a dota thread.

I actually cannot believe the amount of ass that this main character pulls. amazing.

REDDIT MADE IT'S VERDICT
I GUESS WE SHOULD PRAISE VALVE FOR WELL-MADE EVENT

Killing Morphling.

gonna blog during this break
>lose 100% winnable game that lasted over an hour because our braindead teammate on PA refused to buy bkb
>not even mad,i was actually glad it was over because i ended up playing one of my most hated heroes
is it recipe for anti tilt? just pick heroes you hate and wish game would end faster?

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Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner and Drow every thread!

>losing with le balanced snake lady

Grant and BSJ almost look like they could be cousins

>listen to reddit and introduce free hat
>they still hate you
oy vey

BSJ is cute though, Grant is ugly with a horrible case of autism face

magic sf

>bsj is cute
He really isn't

couldnt watch last game
how did medusa lose?

uk dota

By getting her Ancient destroyed.

He's easily the cutest person on stream right now

Wow that's crazy i didn't even see you pull out your phone on the panel bsj

Do turbo game wins count towards my FREE hats?

yeah that's not a good metric
If godz hadn't become the king of skinnyfats he'd still be cute

>FREE hats?
*hat
you get only one chest

Tean JUST Geniouses

they won early game but since they picked medusa and LD they couldn't do much with that advantage
since they picked zero playmaking cores it was only matter a time until col got good initiation and everyone melted to drow+sf+carry wyvern and amplify damage and they lost five rax after this one fight

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

at what point to do stop being skinnyfat and just be chubby?

Is ee sami captain ?

Thought this was PA at a glance. That doesn't bode well.

ah yes i forgot pa carries a shield, breathes fire and transforms into dragon

dota 2 arcade

Are you blind? PA doesn't have a shield or anything similar.

missed games 1 & 2 bc i was having breakfast and had to go shop
what were they like? are they worth watching later?

Just make his shield bigger

>drow+wyvern again
where is BREED poster when you need him

what the fuck is that

>no battlepass

With this new "update" we have reached a new down point.

>Ranked is completly garbage now, worser then before ( How is this even makeable)

>New updates making it worser and worser

>Frostivus event is a comple shitshow even mobile legend has better winter events

>I guess Icefrog is the only person who works on the game

AND FOR GOD SAKE JUST COPY ALL RANKED RELATED THINGS FROM LOL, NOT ONLY THE WORST THINGS LAZY FUCKS.

PS. FUCK ARTIFACT I HOPE IT FLOPS HARD

Same

The issue is that the colour scheme is so similar to PA's

what did bulba mean by this

j-just wait until artifact beta, i-it will surely fix everything

Is the blue team draft legit?

>forgot how soothing her voice is
Time to rek some pubs with carry wyvern

So what? It's blue. His final dragon form is blue. I don't see a problem. I dont care about forced color schemes, just give me sets that look good. I think this DK set is pretty neat.

Is that Silencer?

>worser and worser

Who could be behind this post?

Anyone else disappointed with this Frostivus? I feel like they had some intern slap it together after people complain on Reddit. I don't think they had anything planned honestly. No battle pass, and most importantly no winter map.

don't ask too many questions

>mfw Dragon Knight gets a base color change because he looks too much like Silencer

thats Drow

>wake up
>optic 3-0 lgd
What happened?

His final dragon form doesn't stand like PA
his final dragon form is much larger
His final dragon form isnt neon blue and black

brew

Those frostivus minigames are fun but they can do better. The guy that made that stuff just got EZ 30K bucks

Yeah its bad. Ok not that bad but they can do better and the time to make the custom game was to short.

lgd just prepping easy wins for our guy EE and his SEA horde

Why does EE like ET and Underlord so much?

>swordfish

broken clock is right twice a day

They need some tweaking.
>The SB one is too long
>No one ever wins the drow one
>coins are a bit boring

Some are already very good, like the weaver, zeus and techies games.

>LD you are like a swordfish

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Thought this was DK at a glance. That doesn't bode well.

Grant is a national treasure

why do Americans say soccer instead of football?

is this a new crate or something? goddamn it's awful

I don't know why I bother to update the OP when this fuck keeps using the old version.

Looks more like Skywrath desu.

shield looks so out of place
headpiece is alright i guess

>HoTS has a winter event that gives people free shit
>Dota has a winter event where you have to win 3 times against 7 other people in order to get 1 free item
when did valve get taken over by jews?

Cause they already have a low IQ simpleton brainlet game they call football.

>her vagina has its own shield

@198719459
glance value spam is garbage btw

FUCKING VALVE HOW DARE THEY DO EXACTLY WHAT REDDIT ASKED FOR

on the flipside, HoTs is a bad game and Dota is good

not for long with this pace

t. HotS dev

>ez aura gaming
>good aoe disables

>Do exactly what reddit wanted
>It is shit.

>Blizzard balancing
>low skill floor
>more importance on events, hats and bullshit than gameplay
nah.

>Streamshitter complaining about a FREE treasure
How does it feel to be such a brainlet that winning 3 games is an impossible task for you?

You can be the better game objectively, but irl a dead game is not a good game anymore.

Petition to get this hero action figure piece of trash thrown out immediately.

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>hats released
>/d2g/ complains about theym
like clockwork

do those legs go all the way up?

>The BM deny
Everytime

he's so autistic people gave up on arguing with him

Valve straight-up ripped off Lich King o i am laffin

Anyone else really getting the chills from all the frostivus excitement in this particular thread.

people complain about half-assed event, not about free hat

you don't you just lose

this storm build is SHIT
SHIT
rushing bloodstone, no fucking kaya in 2017
taking all the wrong fucking talents
this kid is garbage
garbage

>implying all the events weren't half-assed afterthoughts