/palg/ - Paladins general

>don't bring reddit drama to paladins reddit general

link?

I wish I could find that interview with some Hirez higher up that says they want to begin growing the game, it came out a few weeks before OB64 was announced

OB64 is a joke for aprill fools day

please don't come to battlerite after paladins dies

Evie ride me like your broom

no problem
i never going to play that shit

Your game will die first bro, don't worry

Ash lets her loyal soldiers wash her penis.

fucking rancid

>bk main
>none of this shit affect you
feel good

>no play game
>no bad
hell yeah

tfw hirez keeps nerfing your main

Ash lets her loyal soldiers shave her pubes.

>maeve'd
>terminus'd
>ash'd
>barik'd

i'd say being trAsh'd is the worse of all these
runner up being barik'd

Buck, until OB60 or whenever he got his semi-rework
Now its Barik/Ash

give maeve a gym uniform skin

Damage Seris

give /palg/ life

When will the nightmare called OB64 be over?

giv me talus tight boypusy

no touching talus

>only 73k
pleb

>14/9/25

don't be jealous, fag.

give me user beautiful cock

>jealous of a third worlder
never

>matchmaking is shittier than usual today
Are they actually trying to kill it?

no, you give me your cock

How about you both give me your cocks.

>seris orbs fly everywhere touching people
>muh elims

can i give you my butt instead?

>ywn "recompensate" anons for being a shit support

>ywn be bj captain for the /palagay/ team

i just want to be an anons healslut

i just want to be a slut

Is it really that time again?

>We've delayed OB64 for a month for more refinements, it will now ship Jan 20
>We've nerfed health more, buffed damage and delayed the patch for another month. Will officially release Feb 15
>After listening to community feedback we've nerfed mobility, buffed healing and pushed the patch further out to March 25
>We've pushed back OB64 to add two new currencies. Will now release April 1
April fools, we're shutting down the servers

>someone types "good boy" in the chat
d-darn I bet that someone was a really good boy

>/palg/ became a mirror of /smgen/
Poetry, pure poetry.

>Terminus
>3 of his LC are offensive cards
>The only defensive one is nerfed to hell
>People whine when I play him offensively
Fuck.

>hi-rez
>shutting down servers ever
Global Agenda still has servers up. Think about that.

It's probably the same 1 or 2 shitposters from /smgen/ who migrated.

Threadly reminder that the next step of our life cycle is to lurk in the future /trgen/ and warn tribesroyalefags about Hirez

True that.

>tribes still has players

pls be a girl with a himecut

oh shit anyone want to play?

i can pretend and wear a wig while i grow my hair out

GA has a fucking discord server. With hundreds of players. There's not even an official way to download it anymore. I'll never understand any of this.

>tfw not cute enough to get pumped by user

ugly people should just die

Why do you want to die?

remove pigxie and alyssa

agreed
let start with all wh*te people

pixie is cute

Please say Caucasian American, It is very offensive for other Caucasian people to be called American.

:(

Stop bullying Pixie you fricks.
She is cute and doesn't deserve your insults.

remember when we used to talk about paladins?

>that word after "you"
Whoa there user. You might hurt somebody

summer?

But the game is dead now so we can finally have that dick sucking competition with Reddit.

i think paladin is a pretty cool guy eh sets people on fire and doesn't get kill by anything

Clearly barbarian is the better class though.

Remember how we used to run out of things to talk about like a couple days at best after each patch preview and release day?
Now imagine it's been a month since the last release, and we have OB64 to look forward to. How's that for discussion?

tell her to cosplay evie

halloween evie specifically

she has already cosplayed evie

...

...

no die

horoes never die!

Noooo
NOOOOOO

epic fail

pixie should cosplay as tyra

pixie should cosplay as my wife forever

>Pretend as my wife
Absolute masochist.

now i want pixie to pretend to be my wife

How long can this disaster train even keep going? How do they keep hitting it out of the park over, and over, and over?

i'm looking forward to holts lore, it seems like he genuinely cares about the game and probably put a lot of effort in to it

>paladins dies
>ywn be able to challenge makoa again

why is the hook character always a tank?

so he doesnt die when the enemy is close to him

>Hook enemy character
>You are not a tank
>Die in 3 seconds
That's why.

So I went back to overwatch just so I can find a game to play when paladins dies and its pretty much the only game my friends will agree to play with me and the thing is, how can anyone find this game fun? there's so many stupid things in it, some heroes are blatantly better than others, the maps are still god awful, the characters are as appealing as a plank of wood, the new heroes are as boring and unfun to play, the ttk is so fast I might as well play COD, the queue times are so long it doesnt seem like there's "30 million players", ultimates are all instant win fight button, individual skill barely plays a factor in the game, alot of the characters kits have no synergy with themselves, some character hit boxes are so small its like trying to hit a twig going 80 mph, 80% of the abilities require no skill to use and have 0 counter play to them other than praying they miss or "Don't shoot them", theres so much waiting you wait for queue then wait for people to choose thier characters then wait for game to start then when you die you waitto respawn then you have a long ass trek back to the front lines only to dies in .5 seconds so you can wait some more its like 70% of the game is waiting for things to happen, and lastly the community has to be the worst part of the game and the devs are equally stupid to pander to their bullshit.

Because the hook is a powerful displacement tool and shouldn't be on a character who is able to keep up easily without it or can consistently nuke someone. Also like the other user said. Don't want to just get one-shot from the guy you landed a hook on, and it's better than something dumb like a 2s stun after getting hooked.

but being a tank removes all risk

>risk
>paladins

It would be more skilled, you wouldn't be able to just hook everyone you see and get a free kill.