/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Like this: youtube.com/watch?v=x3ske5xUu14

Get whackin' that meat, user

So Overkill ripped stuff from the Heat, Scarface, Ocean's Eleven and Reservoir Dogs movies.
What's next? National Treasure stealth heist and stealing the Declaration of Independence with Nicolas Cage?

>Shitney replaces Hoxton
When are they going to remove this shitstain of a character?

>shitney being removed

She's probably going to be in Payday 3, user.

As Bain's replacement

Do i need to do Close Shave in one go or it accumulates?

>tfw you only play with bots or your friends
>never have to look at any character other than the original 4

why is that girl (male) playing it on console? is getting scammed her fetish?

Took 6V20B and YA4E8, many thanks comrade

>he doubted locke's intentions
Apologize

CANT BLOCK THE LOCKE

stacks

Tell me about Jules. Why is he still employed?

He's probably cheap and Overkill is probably saving a few dollas by not hiring someone more competent

Thanks man.
There was a red herring after all.

Maybe they don't have anyone else checking the forums to see the shit he does and everyone thinks it's fine

can you use bots for united we heist?

Well, melee build on pretty good spot right now

It sounds like it's just a "player" achievement, not a crew one, so I would imagine you could.

because somebody has to protect that part from the community using the crossbows. Where would they be without him ?

habbening

>Overkill staff
>less than 1000 hours played

a better hapebening

A lot of them have achievements cheated, Almir too

What the fuck is a dragoturkey

I saw that faggot

Driveshaft for best track everyone forgot about.

>Driveshaft

Literally what

they're too busy doing cream pie videos of course

Damn these games are fun

>What's next? National Treasure stealth heist and stealing the Declaration of Independence with Nicolas Cage?
I actually wouldn't mind that.

What would Cage's perk deck be?

a panic perk deck where the lower your health the louder your character gets

>Nicolas Cage perk deck
>but still not voiced by Nicolas Cage

You are the kind of faggots that got H3H3 into the game

Rick and morty of course

>Harrumph! Absolutely NO fun will be allowed in this general! Bah humbug!

Well there is a pickle mask in the game already, they'd just have to change it a bit and they'd be good to go

October 2018
The last update

>still no news of No Mercy so far

it HAS to be for 2018. If they dodge it and keep it for Payday 3, i'll be pissed

I'm extremely doubtful that it's not going to be added to Payday 2, especially when Payday 3 probably won't be out 'til the 2020's.

Overkill confirmed every classic heist will be in PD2.

please make a trip so i can filter all your fucking anime cat shitposts

just you wait
we're going to the hospital to ID Bain and bail him out

checked

nice trips

as bain's captor, voiced by tim roth, we proudly announce señor orange

Oh user, even I wouldn't use a trip

WolfHUD says there's a money bag sitting around somewhere on Day 2(Day 1) of the RD heist. Does anybody know where it is, if it's even obtainable? I've looked around a fair amount but haven't been able to find it.

upstairs there are safes

I know there are safes upstairs that can have money bags, but the bags from them only get added to Wolfhud after the safes open. This one is apparently on the map from the start.

The GenSec trucks.

Same deal with the upstairs safes, unless there's a bag just sitting on a bench in the truck or something, in which case it can go fuck itself.

Anyone else following the Cuneiform ARG?
Already been translated
"from the hill to the path of the river to the crossing of the honored dead at rest you will find a place of reckoning"
Some nigs on reddit think the hill might be capital hill, a bridge that if you cross over leads to to Arlington nation memorial and the place of reckoning might be the court house above it.
anyone else here /autisticargfag/?

>reddit

I can never tell if jokers are glitched or functioning as intended. Are they really supposed to take only 1% damage with Partners in Crime Aced?

>Information comes from place i don't like so it's bad >:(((((((
We only checked there because you know they're gonna upload their findings and shit, plus the theories all check out.
We also only found them after we translated it from cuneiform and got the same result

It scales with difficulty, but that's about right.

>spend millions of points on jokers
>is surprised they're actually doing well

just chill and enjoy them before Jules ninja-nerfs them.

>bain doesnt have stockholm syndrome aced
he deserves to stay in custody

>implying they'll EVER show Bain's full face to us

>Are they really supposed to take only 1% damage with Partners in Crime Aced?

Yes. I was surprised when I first read that as well.

SAVING BAIN HEIST CONFIRMED

what do they mean with "warehouse"? where mr blonde and mr pink are? because there is an entrance in the back where cops spawn
has anyone solo'd united we stand?

I know i will be shat on for asking this but how am i supposed to use the biker perk deck ? Looks so complicated on the paper.

Kill things to heal.

>how am i supposed to use the biker perk deck ?

You probably shouldn't

For serious though, are you asking how it works, or what kind of setup to bring with it?

>saving Bain
user....

Overkill is trying to replace Simon Viklund (and Simon probably wants out too) so they're going to kill off Bain or otherwise remove him from the game in time for Payday 3. They already have Carl Noren doing the music anyways, and he's pretty good.

1st for Troubles Always Inbound works better as a stealth track

He's a better bain

>are you kaks fucking stupid? go get de dermal drill, fo sho

Post

...

FO SHO?
YEH, FO SHO.

Ok so apparently I need to throw both bomb bags into the escape before opening Murky Station to pubs, so I (hopefully) don't need to worry about some moron tripping a motion sensor after I've already grabbed and moved all the bags to the escape vehicle.

why dont you just finish it by yourself

I probably should (and some maps I do), but I like to open it up when I think it *should* be safe (or safe enough), give people some basically free exp and money and get some help moving bags. But holy fuck, the ability for pubs to fuck up what should be incredibly simple/easy things still, somehow, boggles my mind.

Like I used to open up Big Bank after opening the vault and only having 1/2 guards left in the vault area, but people were able to get caught by the ONE GUARD left in the vault area while moving bags to the elevator, so now, if I do open it, I can only safely do it after I've got all the bags down the elevator.

fuck

...

>give people some basically free exp and money and get some help moving bags
Here's the problem.

Pubs don't care.

They want to jump in and stealth SOMETHING. They are guaranteed to fuck something up for the sake of doing something. This isn't the launch days of "free H&T" anymore where people suck your dick for having a saw build and opening up a H&T that you cleared. Most of the completion achs don't work for drop-ins and the newbies who are left don't give a shit about getting some free bags. If you're going to "help" people with completed stealth heists, get friends who ask you for help, not pubs.

WEW that ending of the new heist's day two

i seriously hope they're not thinking about replacing bain...

im sorry user but its locke from now on

youtube.com/watch?v=na688LKyKtE

I'd be okay with that

what build to use with new buzzsaw?

jesus christ. if bain is replaced in pd3 i won't be buying that game

anarchist frenzerker body expertise

>imagining him actually in the normal heists, getting REALLY fucking angry over someone not getting the thermal drill

How can I identify a good group that isn't "bankick you because you're not level 100" or "kick you just before the mission ends"?

And while I'm at it, any tips for the combat? I feel like I'm always attacked from every direction with enemies that can see through smoke and textures and never miss.
And I don't like how getting hit moves my crosshair around.

>How can I identify a good group that isn't "bankick you because you're not level 100" or "kick you just before the mission ends"?
You can't.

>And while I'm at it, any tips for the combat?
Stay behind cover.

>And I don't like how getting hit moves my crosshair around.
Then stop getting punched or Cloakered since those two are the only things that'll mess up your aim.

Except it's impossible to stay behind cover, the enemies spawn from everywhere, if you try to hide anywhere, you're surrounded, and then a shielder arrives and fucks you up.
I played for 26 hours according to Steam, I'm deadly sure 20 of these are just me trying to find a group.