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>no previous thread
>no eyoson

xth for my wife Syndra

>eyoson
that shit is down

what a good toplane champ for me
i want a toplane champ i can rely on incase im autofilled, i dont play top often
it used to be quinn for me but lately she just doesnt feel good to play at all, i was good with her, picked her into any matchup and even when i fell behind id just spawn gank other lanes or split for the win
(i main jungle)

looking for someone who also can create map pressure or roam, and has an easy laning phase, but no patheon

>nuGrasp could have been the keytone bruisers needed, even for Urgot
>snuffed out, like a candle before bedtime

S U F F E R I N G

The last champ you played is defending you from the champ you played 2 games ago, who is trying to kill you. How fucked are you?

they should make a new tree with a DFT and fervor replacement
and something for mah boy nunu

maokai

name a single champ that CANT solo baron

Is she the most fertile thing in runeterra?

#KillingIt

Sion. Shout at people and roam with your ult

>Let's take a tank mastery and make it a bruiser mastery instead!
Just make a bruiser mastery you fucking fucks!

>implying you'd be full build by 20 mins
baron gets stronger with time dumbass

Kennen has sick TPs, can splitpush, and screws with people in lane with ranged harass like Quinn. He doesn't have super high mobility to gank other lanes but he has way better teamfighting than Quinn.

You could also try Gnar but then even I would hate you.

Evening testosterone shake for you.

ITT: champs that I NEED to sit on my face

not just want, mind you. it is an actual need and I might die without it

Shen receives no damage and you can gank any lane every 80 seconds or so

>Unironically 5 faggots
PFWAAHAHAHAHAHA

Janna?

>rakan
>canonically straight
if it were Ezreal I might believe you

Ivern

she probably can with the right items

They are very healthy and full of strength and testosterone and energy regardless of their orientation.

And at least three demonstrate heterosexual tendencies so your argument is bust.

Then do it in practice tool and show me faggot

Good one my friend.

>testesterone
>no braum
>no sion
>no olaf
>no tryndamere
>no jayne
>no jarvin IV
>no shen
>no zed
>no udyr
>no ornn
>no zac
at least you got taric

what's in da box ?
>except dissapointment

>check
still up
epic trole

>expect*
fixed that for you famalam

i dont own janna because im not a faggot

...

>want to be cute
>want to play cute champions
>want to get showered with honor and praise for being cute with my cute champions
>can't
>stop
>breaching
>gatez

is there a cute champ that can breach the gates that's not nasus or yorick?

NANI ?!

>Andropaused
>Undead with failed endocrine system
>Maybe but ugly and too covered
>Same
>Andropaused and too covered
>I wish he'd get a shirtless skin
>Too covered and old
>Old
>Not even humanoid enough
>Doesn't even have blood

Buy her she's like 100 BE lul

It hurts that she's not real.

What champion pisses you off the most?

>"Old" being an issue
I'm sorry I guess we're not all pedophiles over here

You could just die already, you're a waste of oxygen anyway

atleast it's a lot of dust

>Three
Delusional autist.
Only Rakan is straight from that group, the rest are raging homosexual and Vladimir is too retarded for sex.

>too covered
>tryndamere
>jayce
>andropaused
retard

as a jungle main, kindred
turns jungling into even more 4D chess than it already is
shaco for seocnd place

what are my chances

When Caitlyn and Vi fuck
Who dominates?

is warring kingdoms tryn good? got it from a chest but I already have viking so idk if i should dust it or not

>full of soyboys
lmao
that's only a testosterone shake if you're giving it to a girl, to a boy it's called HRT

>tea drinking stick girl or Fisty McFisterson

I wonder

Age always causes low test, deal with it.

T peaks between 25 and 35 and decreases afterwards even for the best of men.

Taric hits on female champs and Vlad thinks Vayne is delicious :3

Did they actually buff Yasuo?

...

But the tea drinking girl has a strong womyn personality

...

Is Illaoi the ACDC of League?

youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

I think chicken is delicious, doesn't mean I want to have sex with one.
Vladimir's relationship with Vayne is no different.

That's only considering same habits. With our current generation it's probably the other way around since we have so many soyboys

Wew I can see myself on the screenshot.
Meanwhile I got the anal queen irelia from my box. Feels good man. She better be fucking good post rework.

>vayne is delicious
That's literally not what vlad says though

Everyone knows /lolg/ is full of the most pathetic faggots going so I'm sure someone here would appreciate the chance to become a pig of mine. My email is [email protected]

Tryn is just bland and Jayce is admittedly doable but ultimately greying and too dressed.

He doesn't really feed on blood so the other option is a different form of physical desire.

Fuck off

>tryn is too bland
And Kayn is not bland?

>aureola showing
that's a ding dong bannu

Yo witch, how many generals have you infested with your trash so far?
Do you really feel confident enough to try and tackle the men of /lolgee/?

Scared you'll end up LOVING it?

Are you the one who's been posting that paypal screenshot? that shit is sick

get a job

>findom
i'll pass

Worth? Yes or No?

I... what?

He's actually got a lot of irony and subtlety in his writing. Some of the best this year.

Nope, no such assumption was made.

Also League isn't your world lol.

How do we know?

It's been confirmed long ago that the screens are not real and just http edits.
Don't fall for it lmao.

why the fuck am i going to college

Can you post that confirmation?

When will Zoe stop being a fucking cancerous piece of shit?

Yes

I got two pigs from /lolg/ already so yeah I'm pretty confident.
Haha what a flat out liar you are. It's cute.

Go away, you're not going to fuck up another general I like.
Unironically go fucking kill yourself, and I don't say that lightly.

do you guys level up your masteries? I know that with the IP to BE, they're supposed to be cheaper to unlock, but I just can't justify spending 3k/4k BE to get a lvl6/7 mastery when I still don't own all champions

rate my champs

Because that's clearly not what he says, you just think that he says that because you're a retarded waifufag.

>slut eating nu-males
good stuff, evolution at work

Fucking called it.
Financial domination is a sub/dom relationship where the sub gives money to the dom.
It's basically a fetish for gambling addicts.

Nah, free shit is better

>no ultra cutie wallrunning half asian champ
what's the point of even playing this shit game

>trusting swift
>a shitposting namefag
Goys, you know that you want to give yourselves away. Go give yourselves in, depopulate /lolg/.

It's meant to be a multisided pun user

I'm not her, I'm asking because I run into her a lot in threads and I could just post the confirmation in reply to her to shut it down.

>you're playing top
>your jg pings you to leash
what do you do?

i love tahm

land a few autos in because I'm not so shit that I lose lane if I'm not there for the first 3 seconds

Who /good boy/ here?

How much does fleet footwork heal for on average?

can someone teach me how to play league >

It's not a pun, it's supposed to be a reference to his status and life. He doesn't even know her.

It's not fake you fucking idiots. Mister Mekteour has a video on it. FinDom is very real.

>team feeds
>lose
>team feeds
>lose
>team feeds
>lose
>team feeds
>lose
>team still feeding
>lose
>still basic shit like breathing is being forgotten
im going onhit off meta jungle just to put an end to this

>user, we heard you had an idea for a new champ?

>not posting the prime version
You're fucking shit!

Then why in related champs?

And probably hasn't met her but is curious. Who knows what his spies tell him and how he gets his playthings.

Throw one ability and keep walking
Fuck you for starting blue side, especially if you play junglers who use little to no mana.