If you become a billionaire and you literally bring people to Mars, you can finally get the golddiggers of your dreams

I guess he didnt do it (just) for the whores but being able to afford the best golddiggers is a nice bonus of being a billionaire.

>literally my wife's son

Is that girl a cross dressing Justin Trudeau

> single fucking mom
> no sex until marriage
what the flying fuck, why would ANYONE agree to this? how did a person so stupid and naive get to be the CEO of anything? im shorting Snapchat now.

This

she's also kinda rich you inbred, and they got divorced like twice

I don't know anything about Evan Spiegel but he deserves to lose everything based on that alone. Hope he dies desu

Reminder that Elon Musk could literally fuck his brains out with a 10/10 hooker every day for the rest of his life or even just get married to some normal shy stay at home girl. He has only himself to blame for constantly choosing gold diggers and actresses.

he probably likes a challenge at this point

I think being Peter Thiel is more impressive that being Elon Musk. Thiel is gay, hence no hoe ass golddiggers

Thiel is pretty redpilled.

just think how beautiful and smart their children would be

they should sell their fertilized embryos for like $5mm a pop

What's the fucking point Veeky Forums? Even billionaires get cucked these days.
Being a Chad is truly the only way out, if your not genetically blessed you will get cucked.

All you mutherfuckers keep forgetting the important thing.

Throw the first bastard child born on the red planet ona return ship.

Welcome Blipgork, the first alien from Mars.

she looks like a vampire

A straight up fashion model moonlighting as an exclusive escort is something like $5,000 for a night. Someone making tens of millions a year, not even a multi-billionaire, can afford to bang a 10/10 high priced call girl from a discrete service every night as a fucking afterthought the way that most people think about going out to dinner.

If you're wealthy or even just rich buying sex is easy and is basically an afterthought.

You could become a BEANlionaire... :)

The problem is there's a point where you're so rich that the reputation cost of getting caught with an escort/prostitute is higher than the amount you would lose by being with a golddigger (assuming you have a good lawyer).

That slut is trying way too hard. Not even good looking desu. Even a hobo would drop that bitch in a second if they had half a brain. Elon's no doubt just gonna pump and dump her like an altcoin.

paying for sex is the only benefit of being rich desu. Thats why theres so many pedo rings in washington.

Except that's not true. A regular top escort is only $300-500, you're paying $5,000 for the "model" with the expectation that she keeps her fucking mouth shut.

The gold digger invalidates any contract that you may have with her as a pre-nup by virtue of having a kid. The minute she "accidentally" gets pregnant your position is null and void and you owe her half of everything plus alimony plus childcare.

WHY!?
What if she's a terrible lay!? Then he's stuck with her. This has to be some PR manufactured bullshit, there is no way someone who works in that industry is this stupid.

this

Apparently like Kanye he's got a Pygmalion complex.Like Tallulah Riley or whatever her name was, she was a brunette but he "made" her go blonde. I don't know what he's chasing, what fantasy it is... maybe he just likes the power, but of course when you're dating women with actual careers eventually they get bored or grow a backbone and divorce your ass

there is no point. kys.

It's the same thing with Russel Wilson and Seirra, she has a son literally named Future jr. after the rapper Future.

STUPID GOLD DIGGING WHORE BETTER STAY AWAY FROM MY MEME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The kiss mark on his cheek is supposed to be "cute" but in reality she is just trying to mark her territory

>implying any of you idiots would say no if one of the finest genetic specimens in the history of the human species wanted your seed

To a fuck? without hesitation. To marry? never.

When you're rich, you attract the worst women on earth, trophy wives, and I imagine it'd be impossible to find a woman who loves you as a person and not as a checkbook unless you do a good job of hiding your power level.

>Not wanting to be the first emperor of an entire planet

>To a fuck? without hesitation. To marry? never.
THIS

Bretty much.
If you marry a gold digger you're a fucking retard.
That's why I always shake my head when people criticise Zuck for marrying an average looking woman; if he didn't I guarantee he'd be worth less than half of what he is today

He is engineer/entrepreneur so of course he is social autist and gets awkward with female contact especially if she has charisma for a high end escort. I hope at least he won't be heading straight for wedding with this harlot

Everyone should strive to do what Messi did and wife his childhood sweetheart. That man has it all.

This

>praise be to Bliogork. Fucking eh right im samefagging. Yall bitching about who other people stick their pecker in is even more retarded

Meanwhile Chad gets the girls on their prime and takes their virginity on HS. Poor Elron gets the scraps as an old man.

Life is indeed a fucking scam.

Pic related. Miranda Kerr with his Chad HS bf which died on some car accident. She put his name on the baby he had with some Hollywood cuck. JUST LOL at not being Chad just fucking LOL.

she's not even that attractive.

Here:
JUS BE CHAD LAW. If you aren't, drop from life and try to become rich with crypto to fuck hookers, THAT'S ALL.

I mean, they don't have to date used up whores

They just choose to because they're beta cucks

Shes Miranda Kerr as a prime jailbait you dumb ass. You wish to fuck that qtpie on the reg bareback when she was a virgin.

Money is cope compared to being CHAD.

Yes they do. Their reputation would be DESTROYED if they dated prime 15-17yos.
Pic related, no billionaire will ever fuck a 15 yo prime aged high estroegen virgin goddess whitout being awkard in some sort of illegal deal.

Meanwhile Chad gets this daily on HS during their mutual PEAKS.

Life is a FUCKING SCAM.

Her expression sort of reminds me of all of the selfies that the moderately attractive girls I know have when post themselves on facebook and instagram pics. It's the "look at me I'm so cute" look, and because I know the personalities behind it that look actively causes me to shrivel rather than become aroused.

Not the same girl faggot

A Chad wouldn't have twink twice about that aspie shit, he just fucks shit up. Pretty girls love them, so he doesn't have to overthink like a beta cuck.

WELL NEVER FUCK BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRLS UNPROTECTED AS THEY TAKE THE PREGNANT PILL IN FRONT OF US AS WE ARE MANIPULATIVE CHAD GODS.

THE ONLY WAY TO COPE IS TO GET RICH FROM BITCOIN AND ALTCOINS AND FUCK A BILLION TOP HOOKERS FROM EUROPE.

Heh, just be successful and get women, amiright?

Then just go for a virgin

Mate, Chad is a fiction that the folks you're parodying project all of your insecurities onto. I was an athlete in high school and half of my friends were too. Everyone has insecurities, but a little bit of social status and a lot of testosterone puts you in a position to be just a little bit better off than everyone else, but you've still got insecurities and frailties.

Thiel is one of the few who 'gets it'

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>it's a Chad acts like he can relate episode

>Mate, Chad gets to fuck prime jailbait while you rot and have the same studycucking and wagecucking obligations, aint that bad
kys

>I was an athlete in high school

Athletics is THE thing that separates the Chad concept from the /r9k/ self-concept. You can always take up sports later in life. But people would rather cry about high school than run some fucking laps.

>Mate, Chad is a fiction that the folks you're parodying project all of your insecurities onto.

Fiiiiiiinally someone gets it.

Even hot girls have insecurities, the fact that a lot of the self-victimizing dateless wonders on here haven't figured that out is hilarious.

I mean Elon Musk should be an inspiration to these guys, he's clearly a awkward nerd who is now a pop-culture icon, but the difference between him and the dateless wonders is he went out and took it.