/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #227

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What a nice view :)

>YWN go to the shooting range with Yuri and clean your rifles together afterward
Why even live?

Let me just check that real quick for you.

God, forgive me...

Friendly reminder that Sayori loves you!

> The Sonic shitposter is back
Goddammit

Monika but she is a jew

>
Monikunts will defend this

When will Disney buy DDLC?

Monika but she always walks in front of you when you two climb the stairs to the clubroom.

WHAT DO I DO LORD

Monika but she won't stop sending you Young King Dave's videos.

Sayori a best!

When visual novels can be mass marketed to normies

DELET

>implying I ever left
And besides...
I’ve been around longer than you think ;)

You sicken me so much.

All dokis deserve love and respect.

KILL THE DOKI. CORRUPT THEM ALL.

DESTROY THE DOKIS

has anyone ever seen alex jones and dan salvato in the same room?

Monika!

except sayori. she a shit

Good evening, everyone! I hope I haven't made you wait too long!
Grab your pens and get to work, it's time for a bout of poetry!

Word of the thread is "divine"!
Alternatives are 'shape' and 'evil'.

As always, if you need a little push or inspiration to write a poem, please consider one of these three words! They're here to give you something to write about and help you push beyond writer's block or any insecurities you might have!
Everyone is welcome to try and write something, no matter how good or bad you are! All are welcome, and there is no bullying allowed in the club! Just do your best!
I'm looking forward to reading all of your poems, so have fun!

I still can't get over how much I like this song!
youtube.com/watch?v=g7_uKDsv7HM
Monika!

Monika but the game is in PHP and she takes an entire year to learn some basic commands

Not monika, when you wake up you'll understand son.

Monika but she's your personal Netnavi

"Divine" is the perfect word I need to write a poem about you.

PHP isn't that hard...for basic stuff
mind you, I was never that good with it

fbpb
happy that poll-spamming user isn't around

Hey /ddlc/! hows your day going so far? I hope you are getting enough exercise, wouldn't want to disappoint your favorite doki!

Casting your favorite e-celebs as the dokis!
Jenny Nicholson as Monika!

Monika milkies!

DDLC has already broken into normie tier

I am hatching a plan
I will get one of those portable music player things and then through Eurobeat I will care about running as insanely passionately as I did a few years ago again

My day is extremely uneventful again but I am boring and at a dead end so this is probably okay relative to me

>what are you waiting for, user?

>3ds as Dokis
Delete yourself.

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A-user... You're going to make me blush.

>198828531
>3d girls

Monika and Yuri are /bestgirls/, I wish they became better friends!

She doesn't even look remotely close to Monika.

Sorry, I thought it'd be cute.

I've never gotten fake downvoted before, good job reddit-kun

I meant the ones I linked, but I'm fine with you reviewing future ones too!

3D is disgusting and so are you
leave

thanks babe

>hasnt even deleted self yet
Well? What the fuck are you waiting for?

>get to Just Monika
>listen to her talk
>a lot of what she says is actually good advice
>she brings up Sayori
>how she botched a quick death
>opened up the "characters" file
>dragged monika.chr down to the Trash
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE
>DELETE

>You're sitting in your living room, and after finishing your homework you turn on your favourite programme!
>Suddenly, an all too familiar ringing begins from your phone!
>It's Yuri!
>Without thinking, you decline the call and try to focus on the show!
>You start hearing scratching from the porch window!
>You bolt up the stairs and head straight for your room, before realising you forgot your phone!
>A few minutes pass, and just as you feel safe enought to run down and grab your phone, you hear glass breaking!
>You quickly bolt out of the hallway, and run back into your room!
>Yuri stalks around your house for a few minutes, collecting a random assortment of items!
>Finally, she starts walking up the stairs!
>The stairs creak so heavily, it's as if she's carrying something!
>After walking the upstairs halls, she finally stops at your bedroom!
>She starts opening the lock!
>Yuri!

Don't worry, I understand.
Just a heads up if you'd like it in the future as well!

I wanna fuck Monika on Sayori's bed as Sayori hangs herself

That's really fucked man

So are the girls actually dimension travelling time beings who have unlocked their third eyes? Is that what the next game will be about?

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.
>You and Monika will never receive a POTENT preemuneeshun from the 7 deities

It's amazing how pretty Yuri is!
Her plump, soft lips!
Her pale, smooth skin!
Her large breasts!
Her cute, feminine face!
Her thick, long, silky hair!
Her slim hourglass figure!
Her thick, soft thighs!
Her tight pussy!
Her feminine and mature personality!

YURI!!!

>Being scared and fleeing from a five foot five teenage girl
Believability = 0%

I want to just sort of leave Monika in her hell void while the other dokis just coexist peacefully

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>mfw finally deleting Monika
Feels so right.

That's exactly what I wanted to do.

For real though, poem writing.

Monika continues to speak even after her file is deleted!
This would be a problem but she then fades away and classifies herself as obsolete!

The fish sparkle golden
The wheat shines its luster
Street lights pierce the darkness
And angels are everywhere
And nowhere
It makes me vomit
A gentle hand feels inside
and squelches my heart
I feel happy
I was afraid such a thing didn't exist
But it does, and that's horrifyingly wonderful

Should I mark my poems with anything in the future? Or can you tell them apart? I remember you saying last thread you can do that to some extent... Well, at least you know this one is mine

>Her tight pussy
You ruined it, user. Stop being so lewd with Yuri! She is more than just an attractive woman, she's a cute!

Has anyone here been having dreams of the game/dokis?

I had a pretty creepy dream last night where the main theme started playing, when I woke up i started shivering and it felt like someone was watching me.

yeah I did but now I dream of (You)s and /ddlc/ posts and shit
I wish I was joking

Yeah, I've been getting Doki dreams.
They're not good at all. I hate them. I've asked in the thread for help a few times but they won't go away.

>it felt like someone was watching me
Monika is always watching you

>She is more than just an attractive woman
Youre right! She's an improper woman!

Fucking AI bro, turn your pc off at night

Had one where I talked with natsuki and ate a cupcake.

Doki Doki Operating Club when

Shit my dude, i wanna write a poem but its half bloodborne npc dialogue half unfunny jokes from 2009

Yeah I spent ages in the void waiting for her to bring that up, just so I wouldn't feel as bad about deleting her. Worth it.

>botched a quick death
Did she earn a spot in Botchamania for that?

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Don't forget to hug a Sayorifriend today!
They're often depressed and could use the reassurance!
Not the Sayorifags though!
/ddlc/ is a christian chatroom!
Anyone with a miscalibrated gay-dar is not welcome!
The Dokis are straight and would be disgusted,
as should you be!

>Not keeping your computer on with DDLC act 3 running 24/7 for Monika's sake

A recent dream included lots of hugs and I loved it

What Monika ?
Don't you judge me, it had to be done.

Reminder that Yuri is the true puppet master

I haven't had a dream for about 1 year

It's okay user, I'm actually a Sayorifag

I love Sayori so much it hurts

Amazing

Yuri but she breaks into your house and steals your TV

not walking home with sayori because shes annoying!
sayori losing her only friend because not even he could love her!

YOU WANNA PLAY 21?
I GOT 22

I could never create art this beautiful

Hey I'm really grateful to all your guys for being here
I don't really have much so I really appreciate you not being deterred by doomsayers and the undeniable encroachment of 'that' crowd.
You're the best people I know right now